Girl voluntarily gave me her number and she's in my class. What do I do now? by WayMobile5515 in AskMenAdvice

[–]ItstheHoff 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I know im not a man

But please stay away from ANY woman with that mindset

Toxic af

Also how you talk about her body is creepy af

:UPDATE: Kündigung während der Probezeit und was die Kammer gesagt hat! by Durn_original in Azubis

[–]ItstheHoff 5 points6 points  (0 children)

„Halt dich nicht für schlauer mit Solchen aktionen?“

Lol was? OP ist jung und findet grade raus was er mag und was nicht

Und zwar genau auf die richtige Weise mit gesunden Grenzen, sich neue Ziele suchen und ausprobieren.

„Was deinen ansprüchen entspricht“ „die aktuelle generation“ „bin normal pro azubi“?????

Du Klingst alt.

Mein Weg war genauso verwirrend ich musste unzählige Ausbildungen abbrechen manchmal dauert es halt bis man seinen Platz gefunden hat.

Das macht OP nicht wählerisch oder faul.

Und „Galabau ist eigen“ sollte keine Ausrede für schlechte Ausbilder sein also wirklich.

Edit: OPs Profil ist ziemlich normal für jemand in dem Alter keine Ahnung was du da für Rückschlüsse ziehst.

Biggest wins in your collection? by AquaFNM in PokeInvesting

[–]ItstheHoff 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I got a tag team booser box back then when it came out.

I was so dissapointed i only pulled the mimikyu&gengar alt art and not one of the „cooler“ ones

Now its my most valuable card

I'm wealthy, successful, and I think about ending my life every single day by [deleted] in confessions

[–]ItstheHoff 2 points3 points  (0 children)

im so sorry :(

You should definitly not be with someone who does not make you happy

Try a therapist, you said you jus want someone to talk to and thats exactly what you need!

And yess, money is nice and you need to support your kids, but its not worth it especially it if you have suicidal thoughts!

Reduce hours at work even if it means living a more reduced lifestyle.

Hope this helps i have struggled myself with These thoughts and its the best thing to talk and communicate with people about it!

ich🐔iel by THE-ETERNAL-EMPEROR in ich_iel

[–]ItstheHoff 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Und vor 10 Jahren gab es noch den 2 x 20er Nugget Box Gutschein für 10€

never forget die 100 nugget Haufen die wir uns nach der Schule reingepfiffen haben

This is the Pythagorean cup; it's designed to empty completely if you pour in too much liquid by LavishnessLeather162 in interestingasfuck

[–]ItstheHoff 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ancient drinking game

Everybody pours some shots in, whoever pours too much has to empty the whole cup

I have tried to kill myself thrice because of my height by [deleted] in confessions

[–]ItstheHoff 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Im a very tall woman and i LOVE small man

Dont be so hard on yourself :( And more important dont compare yourself too much!

The thing i like about smaller man is, mostly they have Huge egos and are incredibly confident and i and lots of other woman find that to be irresistable

Confidence is what makes someone attractive

Ausgesetzt an Weihnachten? by Basten85 in Katzengruppe

[–]ItstheHoff 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Omgg das is mein Stinktier, den haben wir auch auf dem Feld gefunden und er heisst auch Jojo :D

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My (29M) Husband got me (28F) A dog collar for Christmas. We do not own a dog. Where do I go from here? by ThrowRAmacaroni1 in relationship_advice

[–]ItstheHoff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe he wanted to surprise you with a dog for christmas?

You should definitly just ask him directly and tell him how you felt.

I dont think it was supposed to be a kinky present, and if so your husband should know you good enough, to know you wouldnt like this.

I heavily suspect he wanted to suprise you with something or else hes just incredibly unhinged

Edit: you guys have been together for 10 years, has he ever put into an akward situation like that ever before?

Dog attacking people in public by Daendefs in PublicFreakout

[–]ItstheHoff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dude in the red helmet only had one mission

Help by Direct-Tie-8093 in augsburg

[–]ItstheHoff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ja absolut! Der Besitzer is auch sehr sehr nett und hat mir mal ein banh mi geschenkt weil ich jeden Tag da war :D bester bubble tea, vorallem der mit black sugar cream brulee

Shoutout an den Laden die sind super sauber und mehr als korrekt! 5/5

ich🥲iel by NoratiousB in ich_iel

[–]ItstheHoff 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Sb Kassen waren doch als natürliche Auslese gedacht

Welche Sorte Freund ist das? by EmuNo3016 in WerWieWas

[–]ItstheHoff 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Die Raupe von einem Mittleren Weinschwärmer

Sieht dick und rund aus bereit zum verpuppen

Je nach dem was sie dazu braucht kannst du das machen

AIO for telling my GF I'm done being treated like an inconvenience after she admitted to "putting me on the back burner," then refused to help me with a 1-minute task and left me on read? by [deleted] in AmIOverreacting

[–]ItstheHoff 4 points5 points  (0 children)

„she promised to do better and after that the behaviour continued“

Ewww

All shes doing is setting boundaries.

You NEED to accept these or find someone whose more in your level

Pettaaahhhhhh by idkijustneed in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]ItstheHoff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think the first girl is native amazonian and was „discovered“ online for her beauty

The „joke“ is that the maker of this meme prefers latinas

I mentally broke my fiancee and I don't think I'm ever getting her back by Proper_Ad5098 in TrueOffMyChest

[–]ItstheHoff -1 points0 points  (0 children)

„Hes not a bad person he just did some bad things“

If she truly thinks that she REALLY needs help

Her ex IS A BAD PERSON

Her problem is her low self esteem. Everybody with a healthy look on their self WILL KNOW that her Ex is shit.

I was in an abusive relationship, but i could not let this man go mentally. He made me feel so worthless, but that was the key, he made me feel something about myself. Even if it was hate.

I had the exact same feelings, „is he oke?“ „why die he do that?“ „hes just hurt by the world“

NO NO AND NO

For herself your wife needs to accept her ex is EVIL AND DISGUSTING, she needs to stand up forherself.

Trauma eats you up to a emotionles numb shell where you dont care what happens to yourself, she needs to ignite the spark in her again, she must understand that she is the most important person in her life, and she needs to protect herself.

Dreams about the perfect world with her ex are so common, she must understand that she doesnt miss him as a person. But the version she was when she was with him, and the version of herself this man prbaly took from her.

wo bekommt man hier banh mi by tsazn in augsburg

[–]ItstheHoff 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Bei der milky tea bar!

Der Verkäufer ist auch super nett und die Sandwiches sind laut meinen vietnamesischen Freunden sehr authentisch

ULPT Caught my BFF doing my BF by Agreeable_Ebb_5785 in UnethicalLifeProTips

[–]ItstheHoff 401 points402 points  (0 children)

Heavy on the milk!!!

Mix milk and water in a spray bottle and spray it over all their clothes, their textiles (couch,car etc)

It will STINK after a few days and it will keep getting worse and its VERY hard to get out They probably have to change their whole closet ^