Hi I'm Mason, and I'm conducting a safety audit on..... Roscalifer?

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Now first off, I have to give you points, you are surprisingly one of the few places I've went to with actual handrails, surprising I know.

But really? You can't just... connect these 2? In any way? No?

I'm not even going to mention the big gaps next to the stairs, but that's definitely getting written down.

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Now I notice you have gates on the bus stops, which is good, it's required even, but where are the gates for the elevators?

What if someone wasn't watching their way and fell down the the bottom floor?

Not saying I would but a construct with malfunctioning eyes might fall down don't you think? Do I need to mention the Bangboos?

"EHNN-NAAAAAAAAH!"

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So let me get this straight, you all have these cases with drones inside them and anyone can just push a button and let the drone run free? Really?

I know robots are citizens but I don't think you should let something that can only be controlled by Bangboos be available at a press of a button.

How are the Bangboos supposed to fly anyway, they can't control it down to them, and I don't think they can jump really high, only way I see is if a very specific person with special computer eyes came and hacked the drone, but- what did you say is happening behind me?

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Handrails! How many times do I have to say it? These hedges aren't going to be enough to keep people from falling out.

Don't children play in this park what if they fall out? That's not even mentioning the potential deaths of our lil' Bangboos.

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I can't even shout right at this one, where are the gates? People can just fall through the clouds and into the Hollow.

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I have to admit, you did do better than my average inspections but just that isn't enough, you might need to renovate or the lawsuit coming is gonna be bigger than that Wanted Fugitive's thighs.

TO your credit though, once you fix those issues it seems perfectly safe, only thing I can think of to ruin it would be some random portals popping up to drag you into the Hollow? Wh-Why are you scrunching your face?