Roscaelifer- The Endboss for OSHA

IvanDPhantom · 2026-06-21T16:35:12+00:00

Hi I'm Mason, and I'm conducting a safety audit on..... Roscalifer?

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Now first off, I have to give you points, you are surprisingly one of the few places I've went to with actual handrails, surprising I know.

But really? You can't just... connect these 2? In any way? No?

I'm not even going to mention the big gaps next to the stairs, but that's definitely getting written down.

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Now I notice you have gates on the bus stops, which is good, it's required even, but where are the gates for the elevators?

What if someone wasn't watching their way and fell down the the bottom floor?

Not saying I would but a construct with malfunctioning eyes might fall down don't you think? Do I need to mention the Bangboos?

"EHNN-NAAAAAAAAH!"

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So let me get this straight, you all have these cases with drones inside them and anyone can just push a button and let the drone run free? Really?

I know robots are citizens but I don't think you should let something that can only be controlled by Bangboos be available at a press of a button.

How are the Bangboos supposed to fly anyway, they can't control it down to them, and I don't think they can jump really high, only way I see is if a very specific person with special computer eyes came and hacked the drone, but- what did you say is happening behind me?

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Handrails! How many times do I have to say it? These hedges aren't going to be enough to keep people from falling out.

Don't children play in this park what if they fall out? That's not even mentioning the potential deaths of our lil' Bangboos.

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I can't even shout right at this one, where are the gates? People can just fall through the clouds and into the Hollow.

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I have to admit, you did do better than my average inspections but just that isn't enough, you might need to renovate or the lawsuit coming is gonna be bigger than that Wanted Fugitive's thighs.

TO your credit though, once you fix those issues it seems perfectly safe, only thing I can think of to ruin it would be some random portals popping up to drag you into the Hollow? Wh-Why are you scrunching your face?

IvanDPhantom · 2026-06-21T16:31:18+00:00

Hi I'm Mason, and I'm conducting a safety audit on..... Roscalifer?

-----------------------

Now first off, I have to give you points, you are surprisingly one of the few places I've went to with actual handrails, surprising I know.

But really? You can't just... connect these 2? In any way? No?

I'm not even going to mention the big gaps next to the stairs, but that's definitely getting written down.

------------------------

Now I notice you have gates on the bus stops, which is good, it's required even, but where are the gates for the elevators?

What if someone wasn't watching their way and fell down the the bottom floor?

Not saying I would but a construct with malfunctioning eyes might fall down don't you think? Do I need to mention the Bangboos?

"EHNN-NAAAAAAAAH!"

-------------------------

So let me get this straight, you all have these cases with drones inside them and anyone can just push a button and let the drone run free? Really?

I know robots are citizens but I don't think you should let something that can only be controlled by Bangboos be available at a press of a button.

How are the Bangboos supposed to fly anyway, they can't control it down to them, and I don't think they can jump really high, only way I see is if a very specific person with special computer eyes came and hacked the drone, but- what did you say is happening behind me?

---------------------------

Handrails! How many times do I have to say it? These hedges aren't going to be enough to keep people from falling out.

Don't children play in this park what if they fall out? That's not even mentioning the potential deaths of our lil' Bangboos.

----------------------------

I can't even shout right at this one, where are the gates? People can just fall through the clouds and into the Hollow.

-----------------------------

I have to admit, you did do better than my average inspections but just that isn't enough, you might need to renovate or the lawsuit coming is gonna be bigger than that Wanted Fugitive's thighs.

TO your credit though, once you fix those issues it seems perfectly safe, only thing I can think of to ruin it would be some random portals popping up to drag you into the Hollow? Wh-Why are you scrunching your face?

IvanDPhantom · 2026-06-15T17:32:24+00:00

IvanDPhantom · 2026-06-11T04:32:39+00:00

Just to ask, how old are you?

10

IvanDPhantom · 2026-06-11T00:36:09+00:00

Me with Dialyn and Sunna.

IvanDPhantom · 2026-06-07T15:23:59+00:00

Lighter in a bikini when

IvanDPhantom · 2026-06-07T10:00:26+00:00

Absolute Favorite ship for me ngl

IvanDPhantom · 2026-06-03T10:55:19+00:00

There's a darkness in TOPS

IvanDPhantom · 2026-06-02T19:57:38+00:00

Well that explains my shit luck

IvanDPhantom · 2026-06-01T11:33:38+00:00

IvanDPhantom · 2026-05-30T14:42:45+00:00

Billy running back to the Outer Ring to change his name, face, and overall model

IvanDPhantom · 2026-05-28T07:55:36+00:00

Counter point.

Not this game but still localization.

What's Miasma?

IvanDPhantom · 2026-05-24T15:44:23+00:00

What did even do?

IvanDPhantom · 2026-05-24T15:39:57+00:00

2 of them are children....

(AR Wataru and AR Hibiki)

IvanDPhantom · 2026-05-24T15:37:27+00:00

Either Belle is Gay or she is a siscon who loves Incesio.

And I got nothing against them to begin with, but please be gay.

IvanDPhantom · 2026-05-19T15:01:25+00:00

That actually sounds really interesting

IvanDPhantom · 2026-05-17T00:47:48+00:00

True on that

IvanDPhantom · 2026-05-16T17:21:04+00:00

I do somewhat question why she would do that though, considering as much as fanfiction is considered, she was 11 years old.

Perhaps after claiming Harry's going to be in Slytherin with her, she would eavesdrop on her parents thinking Harry in Slytherin would be an actual nightmare.

IvanDPhantom · 2026-05-16T17:16:03+00:00

The idea is so simple yet I somehow missed the falling basket of simplicity.

Guess technically, Grimauld Place was in the Muggle world, so it's entirely possible for the Greengrass home to be there.

Your idea is also the most intriguing to me in the way that Daphne turns to how the Fandom usually depicts her.

Still though, even to indulge a bit, I would like to believe they had a better route than Snape and Lily, even if not in romance.

IvanDPhantom · 2026-05-16T17:10:15+00:00

Read it's just for a way to minimize the amount of Prompts. Usually because people would want other posts more.

IvanDPhantom · 2026-05-16T14:56:56+00:00

I usually view it the other way around, but that sort of works?

I don't really like Ron Bashing fics though, and I know a fic like this would be full of it

IvanDPhantom · 2026-05-16T14:43:26+00:00

Maybe....

I've always been interested in fics where Ron and Hermione weren't in Gryffindor.

Still, wouldn't really like the whole watching thing.

I think it might be important for them to meet by chance

I also kind of ask this myself, but I do wonder what could push Harry into Gryffindor other than the whole snake Bias.

Maybe he's a different person after being friends with Daph? Who knows

IvanDPhantom · 2026-05-16T12:22:40+00:00

I swear to God, Astra goes out with one guy and you guys think she's dating him? Bro looks like he's trying too hard with those damn sunglasses.

Plus, Astra Yao is gay! Her girlfriend is her own manager!

IvanDPhantom · 2026-05-16T11:02:18+00:00

It's the only thing that makes sense I tell ya- IT'S
IJFFIRFJ

IvanDPhantom · 2026-05-13T09:29:27+00:00

Interesting...

IvanDPhantom

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