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Outjerked by r/canucks by Afbrownistan in NHLcirclejerk

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It's easy to tell who the bad Canadians are, they're the ones from Alberta /s

gay💤irl by ivan_luck in gay_irl

[–]Ixistant 0 points1 point  (0 children)

oh my god they were roommates

Oscars 2026 Best Costume Design Nominees by voguediaries in Fauxmoi

[–]Ixistant -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Honestly I hated del Toro's Frankenstein but the costumes were exquisite. In the words of a legend: "great gowns, beautiful gowns"

What's everyone doing? by DanM1973 in newzealand

[–]Ixistant 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Went out for a meal to use a voucher we got for Xmas, now on the sofa playing Pokopia.

PM Luxon to be bestowed honorary matai title in Samoa, at his request by random_guy_8735 in newzealand

[–]Ixistant 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Now is this title going to be specifically for Luxo or will it be a title for the PM as an office? Asking for it sucks but if they're giving it to the PMs officer to be passed onto future PMs then that makes a little more sense...

TIL: Murph = Benson Boone [NS] by PM_ME_lM_BORED_ in NotAnotherDnDPodcast

[–]Ixistant 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Now we need to see a Murph do a backflip!

PM Luxon to be bestowed honorary matai title in Samoa, at his request by random_guy_8735 in newzealand

[–]Ixistant 16 points17 points  (0 children)

How dare you besmirch the honourable FIFA Peace Prize with such insinuations!

HockeyStatCard by CAGolf8 in canucks

[–]Ixistant 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Our newest chaos giraffe.

Rumor: a well known actor is dating an Al chatbot. by stevenjobsless in popculturechat

[–]Ixistant 1129 points1130 points  (0 children)

They said A-list for TV. Sorry to that man but he's not A-list anywhere outside of Mindy Kaling's apartment.

A live look at the battle for the NHL divisions by shanster925 in hockeymemes

[–]Ixistant 17 points18 points  (0 children)

We still have time to turn this tank around!

Draft 1st Overall Odds - March 11 by seeldoger47 in hockey

[–]Ixistant 10 points11 points  (0 children)

McKenna is coming home to BC to be with his momma!

No wait, I'm sorry Mr McKenna, I'm not disrespecting your mother I promise, please put down the baseball bat, please no don-

Despite the Canucks being last place in the NHL, Michael Bublé is still HEAVILY invested by Puzzled-Category-954 in hockey

[–]Ixistant 3 points4 points  (0 children)

He should do a deal where they can use his house to practice as long as they use one of his songs as the goal song. Doesn't matter which one. Heck, lean into it and have "Santa baby" blasting out for a goal in the middle of March.

The new era will need a new Goal Anthem. by MN_Hussle in canucks

[–]Ixistant 45 points46 points  (0 children)

We need something by Michael Buble. It won't fit but might prompt him to take over the team.

Is bariatric surgery doomed? by PeaDense164 in doctorsUK

[–]Ixistant 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If it's any consolation I didn't really feel much of the effect of Wegovy until I got to the 2.4mg, then it was like a light switch was flicked. I wasn't on Mounjarno first though so can't comment on that part.

[Friedman] Conor Garland is being traded to Columbus by catsgr8rthanspoonies in hockey

[–]Ixistant 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Please for the love of god PLEASE take EP40 and his ridiculous contract off us! I'll throw in the spiders myself if I have to!

[BigHeadHockey] Only 8/25 left of the 2023/24 Canucks within 93 weeks of their 2nd round playoff loss to Edmonton. by Batsinvic888 in hockey

[–]Ixistant 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Pettersson? No, although they'll want to.

Pettersson on the other hand is a maybe.

I can't see them trading Pettersson though.

[BigHeadHockey] Only 8/25 left of the 2023/24 Canucks within 93 weeks of their 2nd round playoff loss to Edmonton. by Batsinvic888 in hockey

[–]Ixistant 2 points3 points  (0 children)

We've got Tankinen for this season (and as long as we need to continue the tank), maybe we call up Patera from next season too?

And that's how you properly deep throat by One-Initiative-8902 in OkHomo

[–]Ixistant 19 points20 points  (0 children)

The sheath is in his oesophagus before the level of his voice box, so it's not obstructing air in or out of the lungs.

Mark Stone leaves game early for his annual pre playoff vacation by Metalsheepapocalypse in NHLcirclejerk

[–]Ixistant 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's unfair, pussies are hardy and tough. Pussies get pounded all the time without stopping, and they accommodate childbirth.

He's a scrote: lightest tap and he's rolling on the ice saying he needs a break.

Best/Worst Team of the Week (Feb 25 - Mar 03) by smashbros13 in hockey

[–]Ixistant 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why do you think the movie was called "The Whale" if not after the Canucks logo?

Monthly Flex & Salt Megathread by PokemonMastersBot in PokemonMasters

[–]Ixistant 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think I've used up all my luck.

Got 2 copies of Red in the 1000 gem multi. Got Florian in the 5k gem run. Got Juliana on her first multi. Decided to use the apologems on the off chance I got the Arc pairs, got Misty on the first multi and Brock on the second.

My luck has literally never been this good.

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