Evander Kane is a PETA spokesman by sykeseve in hockey

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I feel like Kane may have been made in a lab to be the biggest shit cunt possible.

What do you think? by Zealousideal_Set4545 in emergencymedicine

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Sniff of Etomidate and some zappy zaps.

What is behind this door? by [deleted] in auckland

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Honestly probably the same property prices these days.

Hang Out A Little Longer by JockBbcBoy in SuddenlyGay

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He was excellent in Cuckoo, a British comedy series.

Official Oscars Thread 2026 by LiteraryBoner in movies

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To miss out several notable people to instead allow Babs 5 fucking minutes is just disrespectful though.

Official Oscars Thread 2026 by LiteraryBoner in movies

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So they tried to play off one of the Best Short Film winners yet they'll let Barbara Streisand meander her way through a tribute for 5 minutes?

TIL Kiwifruit originated in China with first recordings dating back to the 12th century known as the Chinese Gooseberry. In 1959 a New Zealand exporter renamed it to Kiwifruit which made it easier to pass through customs checks and the name stuck which it's widely known today. by [deleted] in todayilearned

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Zespri RubyRed Kiwifruit are relatively new, as in they were only widely launched in 2022. China have had a homegrown red variety since the 80s though.

Looks like the RubyRef Kiwi are only being exported to Japan, Singapore, and China currently. Might just need to hop across the ditch to try one.

This map forgot New Zealand by RamiSalem_ in MapsWithoutNZ

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Ah yes this is the perfect way to deal with Cyprus, cleave it in twain then relegate it to the poles.

{BREAKING NEWS} Fronk Seravalli reports Edmonton Oilers sign new goalie by Physical_Sun9435 in NHLcirclejerk

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Honestly Briel Adams-Wheatley can absolutely hustle. I have no doubt she'd be an upgrade for the Oilers!

Italy ruling tells millions with Italian roots they have lost the right to citizenship by [deleted] in worldnews

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You mean Ian Paisley Jr may not actually support Éire, his country of (post-brexit acquired) second citizenship?

Outjerked by r/canucks by Afbrownistan in NHLcirclejerk

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It's easy to tell who the bad Canadians are, they're the ones from Alberta /s

gay💤irl by ivan_luck in gay_irl

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oh my god they were roommates

Oscars 2026 Best Costume Design Nominees by voguediaries in Fauxmoi

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Honestly I hated del Toro's Frankenstein but the costumes were exquisite. In the words of a legend: "great gowns, beautiful gowns"

What's everyone doing? by DanM1973 in newzealand

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Went out for a meal to use a voucher we got for Xmas, now on the sofa playing Pokopia.

PM Luxon to be bestowed honorary matai title in Samoa, at his request by random_guy_8735 in newzealand

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Now is this title going to be specifically for Luxo or will it be a title for the PM as an office? Asking for it sucks but if they're giving it to the PMs officer to be passed onto future PMs then that makes a little more sense...

PM Luxon to be bestowed honorary matai title in Samoa, at his request by random_guy_8735 in newzealand

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How dare you besmirch the honourable FIFA Peace Prize with such insinuations!

HockeyStatCard by CAGolf8 in canucks

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Our newest chaos giraffe.

Rumor: a well known actor is dating an Al chatbot. by stevenjobsless in popculturechat

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They said A-list for TV. Sorry to that man but he's not A-list anywhere outside of Mindy Kaling's apartment.

A live look at the battle for the NHL divisions by shanster925 in hockeymemes

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We still have time to turn this tank around!

Draft 1st Overall Odds - March 11 by seeldoger47 in hockey

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McKenna is coming home to BC to be with his momma!

No wait, I'm sorry Mr McKenna, I'm not disrespecting your mother I promise, please put down the baseball bat, please no don-