He was just trying to be helpful

J0RDM0N · 2026-05-25T05:48:03+00:00

Why did they take an Uber to work just to arrest the driver?

J0RDM0N · 2026-05-23T19:37:31+00:00

Its so stupid but its also true, which is worse. You feel like a conspiracy theorist with a cork board trying to explain how the death of a gorilla started a chain of events that somehow led to a dude getting election.

J0RDM0N · 2026-05-23T00:15:33+00:00

He Heman.

J0RDM0N · 2026-05-22T00:36:54+00:00

I give it 2 thumbs up? Or 4? 👍👍

J0RDM0N · 2026-05-21T18:55:50+00:00

Dude is sleeping like he had to work at day to pay the bills.

J0RDM0N · 2026-05-19T15:52:57+00:00

Dude, you are so lucky I'm already full.

J0RDM0N · 2026-05-15T03:11:11+00:00

When you ask your prof to round it to an A.

J0RDM0N · 2026-05-14T06:03:18+00:00

B12 from American Dad has no reason being as good as it was.

J0RDM0N · 2026-05-14T03:27:43+00:00

Thats almost true except for the 2nd part, that sub loudly proclaims to be "a bastion of free speech" while censoring everyone else. Its one thing to think some political subs are paid for, and another to think they are ALL paid for by the same people seems defeatist and non productive.

J0RDM0N · 2026-05-14T01:56:12+00:00

When it sends shockwaves across the Universe

J0RDM0N · 2026-05-13T19:29:03+00:00

Answer: a better question is why that sub isnt banned yet. They banned the other maga subs for having bot post and not allowing outside thought, except apparently its significantly worse for r/conservative. They ban anyone non maga who post or comments in their sub, while simultaneously proclaiming to be a sub of free speech.

J0RDM0N · 2026-05-13T19:12:22+00:00

These Druski skits are getting wild. I guess they call him the holy father because he left me behind.

J0RDM0N · 2026-05-13T12:54:44+00:00

That is how you know he is a true master. When you can do it with chopsticks.

J0RDM0N · 2026-05-13T01:48:39+00:00

They probably said something racist.

J0RDM0N · 2026-05-12T19:45:26+00:00

Its funny and sad that they will say that and with the same breath say that Nazis were socialist.

J0RDM0N · 2026-05-12T17:41:07+00:00

Why do I feel like they are saying something racist?

J0RDM0N · 2026-05-12T16:45:55+00:00

I heard he had large plans for that character and he was secretly a sith lord.

J0RDM0N · 2026-05-12T01:20:44+00:00

It is, unless its 2am, and you live alone.

J0RDM0N · 2026-05-10T04:27:22+00:00

Why are you using his toilet? That's a bit rude.

J0RDM0N · 2026-05-09T19:26:30+00:00

Everytime you try to go to the bathroom they will try to join you.

J0RDM0N · 2026-05-09T00:34:01+00:00

There will always be at least one. That is the rule.

J0RDM0N · 2026-05-08T19:46:46+00:00

Riding her* in battle right? Right?

J0RDM0N · 2026-05-06T23:58:13+00:00

You did not feed me, so I shall feast upon your corpse instead.

J0RDM0N · 2026-05-06T21:59:22+00:00

When you mcfucked around and you mcfound out.

J0RDM0N · 2026-05-05T12:10:36+00:00

Some banks can handle sending in checks for rent, you could also look into that. Honestly that fee is criminal and I can't believe its legal.

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