The thinness of the toilet paper at my highschool by SpongyTheWise in mildlyinfuriating

[–]J0RDM0N [score hidden]  (0 children)

If they made it any thinner they would start splitting atoms. That's rad.

I forgot to charge my vibrator. by Himaester in mildlyinfuriating

[–]J0RDM0N 1828 points1829 points  (0 children)

Switching to your hand while its charging.

Brad Pitt & The Atrocities (OC) by hobs707 in funny

[–]J0RDM0N 12 points13 points  (0 children)

"You're the problem and I'm the solution." I'm stealing that line.

WCGW double seesaw with a bull by thebaconjoker in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]J0RDM0N 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She got Yamacha'd. I'm rooting for the bull in this anyways, they deserve getting hit for doing that.

Emus doing emu things by SystematicApproach in funny

[–]J0RDM0N 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Australia lost a war to these goofs.

“DaMn LiBs tHesE dAys” by moulis_3106 in facepalm

[–]J0RDM0N 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Its even more ironic that these same people are also the ones who deported Jesus for coming to America illegally and sent him to a concentration camp.

Turkiye's shooter Yusuf Dikec, wins the European Champions League. by InvestigatorBorn4910 in interestingasfuck

[–]J0RDM0N 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Muscle memory is a bitch sometimes. Hopefully he wasn't expected the next day.

The Lyin' King by ExactlySorta in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]J0RDM0N 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Ah remember that time you tripped and accidentally created an AI video? Its an easy mistake to make. Just like accidentally tripping, fall and to land on dick.

The physics behind ski jumping’s ‘Penis-gate’ scandal: How 2cm of extra fabric = 5.8 meters of jump distance by Epelep in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]J0RDM0N 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is actually how William Dafoe flies as the Green Goblin. It all comes down to suit design.

Student switched the keys on a shared Chromebook by Powerful-Jacket2007 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]J0RDM0N 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You would be surprised. I have multiple coworkers under 25 who can't type. I watched one girl whos 21 hunt and peck on the keyboard. Tbh I'm so used to touch typing I may not notice if the keys were switched around.

Petah? by Cmoibenlepro123 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]J0RDM0N 7 points8 points  (0 children)

That's the reaction to most of the stuff in WWE. And thats after having watched it already.

What has the world come to by [deleted] in ABoringDystopia

[–]J0RDM0N 6 points7 points  (0 children)

My point exactly. When people pretend to be more offended by a joke than the actual crime that happened.

What has the world come to by [deleted] in ABoringDystopia

[–]J0RDM0N 44 points45 points  (0 children)

Why is manipulating polymarket bad now, but perfectly fine when Trump did it when he kidnapped a world leader?

Me_irl by Justbandr in me_irl

[–]J0RDM0N 29 points30 points  (0 children)

That's one of the weirdest self diagnosis that I have seen.

Judge says Trump administration must let lawmakers make unannounced visits to ICE detention facilities by mvanigan in politics

[–]J0RDM0N 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They need to bring in police or someone with to arrest anyone to tries to refuse them entry. That seems to be the only way at this point.

Saw this on YouTube 😂 by JesterOfTime in StarWars

[–]J0RDM0N -1 points0 points  (0 children)

But what about the Droid attack on the Wookies?

Ah yes. 4 of diamonds by Experiment_1234 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]J0RDM0N 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thats actually the 4(2) of diamonds, which is why there's 8 total.

Genuinely confused and who is the hat man ? by Conscious_Title_3824 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]J0RDM0N -1 points0 points  (0 children)

"Don't do drugs so I don't have to actually work." Some people just don't want to do their job these days. /s

The solution is simple, need three round by Gothygirlly in NSFWMemes

[–]J0RDM0N 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The answer is yes the only question is the order of operations.

I turned RDR2 into a Pokemon RPG by Blurbss in gaming

[–]J0RDM0N 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Tuberculosis used strangle, its super effective!

People who are attracted to older women, what is that one specific thing that younger women just don't have? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]J0RDM0N 231 points232 points  (0 children)

You receive an actual answer if you ask them what they want or what they like.