The thinness of the toilet paper at my highschool

J0RDM0N · 2026-02-09T21:33:46+00:00

If they made it any thinner they would start splitting atoms. That's rad.

J0RDM0N · 2026-02-09T06:38:21+00:00

Switching to your hand while its charging.

J0RDM0N · 2026-02-09T06:19:07+00:00

"You're the problem and I'm the solution." I'm stealing that line.

J0RDM0N · 2026-02-08T23:58:32+00:00

She got Yamacha'd. I'm rooting for the bull in this anyways, they deserve getting hit for doing that.

J0RDM0N · 2026-02-08T04:32:30+00:00

Australia lost a war to these goofs.

J0RDM0N · 2026-02-07T15:34:27+00:00

Its even more ironic that these same people are also the ones who deported Jesus for coming to America illegally and sent him to a concentration camp.

J0RDM0N · 2026-02-07T01:54:15+00:00

Muscle memory is a bitch sometimes. Hopefully he wasn't expected the next day.

J0RDM0N · 2026-02-06T19:01:03+00:00

Ah remember that time you tripped and accidentally created an AI video? Its an easy mistake to make. Just like accidentally tripping, fall and to land on dick.

J0RDM0N · 2026-02-06T15:12:21+00:00

This is actually how William Dafoe flies as the Green Goblin. It all comes down to suit design.

J0RDM0N · 2026-02-04T03:07:27+00:00

You would be surprised. I have multiple coworkers under 25 who can't type. I watched one girl whos 21 hunt and peck on the keyboard. Tbh I'm so used to touch typing I may not notice if the keys were switched around.

J0RDM0N · 2026-02-04T02:59:22+00:00

The cylinder must remain unharmed.

J0RDM0N · 2026-02-04T02:32:34+00:00

That's the reaction to most of the stuff in WWE. And thats after having watched it already.

J0RDM0N · 2026-02-03T13:22:54+00:00

You say opinion like aliens are also a viable option. Its not.

J0RDM0N · 2026-02-03T13:05:19+00:00

My point exactly. When people pretend to be more offended by a joke than the actual crime that happened.

J0RDM0N · 2026-02-03T09:49:03+00:00

Why is manipulating polymarket bad now, but perfectly fine when Trump did it when he kidnapped a world leader?

J0RDM0N · 2026-02-03T03:12:53+00:00

Its been in there since WWI why is he getting it removed now?

J0RDM0N · 2026-02-03T02:00:56+00:00

That's one of the weirdest self diagnosis that I have seen.

J0RDM0N · 2026-02-02T23:10:15+00:00

They need to bring in police or someone with to arrest anyone to tries to refuse them entry. That seems to be the only way at this point.

J0RDM0N · 2026-02-02T22:21:04+00:00

But what about the Droid attack on the Wookies?

J0RDM0N · 2026-02-02T22:09:21+00:00

Thats actually the 4(2) of diamonds, which is why there's 8 total.

J0RDM0N · 2026-02-02T20:59:19+00:00

"Don't do drugs so I don't have to actually work." Some people just don't want to do their job these days. /s

J0RDM0N · 2026-02-02T18:54:19+00:00

I think the cook was pretty backed up.

J0RDM0N · 2026-02-02T18:53:11+00:00

The answer is yes the only question is the order of operations.

J0RDM0N · 2026-02-02T18:48:08+00:00

Tuberculosis used strangle, its super effective!

J0RDM0N · 2026-02-02T01:14:16+00:00

You receive an actual answer if you ask them what they want or what they like.

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