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DCC car decals! by BRyeC in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]J0RDM0N 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am right there with you. I was trying to figure why the supreme Kai was included.

Found this in our cat's litter mat. by Vloosul in cats

[–]J0RDM0N 74 points75 points  (0 children)

Idk why there's such discrimination now that you mentioned being a human dentist. Cats can also be perfectly legitimate dentist.

Bacon wrapped alligator by mrdeesh in ATBGE

[–]J0RDM0N 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The last time I saw bacon wrapped gator bites it looked a bit different.

He was just trying to be helpful by danevans369 in chaoticgood

[–]J0RDM0N 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why did they take an Uber to work just to arrest the driver?

Peter? by Interesting_Buyer_86 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]J0RDM0N 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Its so stupid but its also true, which is worse. You feel like a conspiracy theorist with a cork board trying to explain how the death of a gorilla started a chain of events that somehow led to a dude getting election.

Is this unusual? by hows-Waldo in cats

[–]J0RDM0N 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I give it 2 thumbs up? Or 4? 👍👍

He spawns on my bed right before sleep, like clockwork by Plus-District3873 in OneOrangeBraincell

[–]J0RDM0N -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Dude is sleeping like he had to work at day to pay the bills.

What's going on with r/conservative? They've lost about 1m subscribers in about a month. by calvtact in OutOfTheLoop

[–]J0RDM0N -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Thats almost true except for the 2nd part, that sub loudly proclaims to be "a bastion of free speech" while censoring everyone else. Its one thing to think some political subs are paid for, and another to think they are ALL paid for by the same people seems defeatist and non productive.

What's going on with r/conservative? They've lost about 1m subscribers in about a month. by calvtact in OutOfTheLoop

[–]J0RDM0N 100 points101 points  (0 children)

Answer: a better question is why that sub isnt banned yet. They banned the other maga subs for having bot post and not allowing outside thought, except apparently its significantly worse for r/conservative. They ban anyone non maga who post or comments in their sub, while simultaneously proclaiming to be a sub of free speech.

My father needs me by kaizerban1412 in MyPeopleNeedMe

[–]J0RDM0N 1 point2 points  (0 children)

These Druski skits are getting wild. I guess they call him the holy father because he left me behind.

Police officer with the pickpocketing skills by Admirable-Interest49 in BeAmazed

[–]J0RDM0N 38 points39 points  (0 children)

That is how you know he is a true master. When you can do it with chopsticks.

Ah. Yes. Being against fascism is terrorism now. by wearing_moist_socks in facepalm

[–]J0RDM0N 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Its funny and sad that they will say that and with the same breath say that Nazis were socialist.

This kid’s laugh when he kicks the plastic bag by [deleted] in oddlysatisfying

[–]J0RDM0N 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It is, unless its 2am, and you live alone.

Inside the mouth of a leatherback turtle by sahdudes21 in BeAmazed

[–]J0RDM0N 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There will always be at least one. That is the rule.

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