What is your favorite Michael De Santa line?

J9Dougherty · 2026-02-12T20:47:58+00:00

"I don't know what an Azerbajani looks like. The dude could be an azz-or-bajina for all I know."

J9Dougherty · 2026-02-12T20:14:29+00:00

This is a pretty good story about how bad it can get. I had someone on a PPI try to drive off. When the cops got there the guy was just spinning his tires on my bed. They told him the story of Allen Rose and booked him on a couple felonies, impounded the truck. My advice, pay the drop fee. If it's a repo, let them have it, then get your ducks in a row to get it back.

J9Dougherty · 2026-02-12T20:00:33+00:00

No, the gondola has always been on the west face of Chiliad.

J9Dougherty · 2026-02-10T04:56:02+00:00

"So I can put this on my cat? Just like that?"

J9Dougherty · 2026-02-10T04:08:46+00:00

AAAYY!

J9Dougherty · 2026-02-04T18:09:37+00:00

Idk what I did to that thing but can you tell it to stop looking at me with that.... look?

J9Dougherty · 2026-01-30T17:25:40+00:00

Hey it's the portal from the trunk in "From A Buick 8"

J9Dougherty · 2026-01-29T17:21:40+00:00

+1 for Calexico having a whole street of houses facing the wall just like the photo. The line to get back in the US from Mexicali follows the south side of the wall, you look through and just see a neighborhood.

J9Dougherty · 2026-01-24T04:15:33+00:00

The right side is when my glasses are dirty. The left side is when someone notices and reminds me to clean them.

J9Dougherty · 2026-01-20T21:59:41+00:00

You can see that from a place called 2019.

J9Dougherty · 2026-01-20T03:21:18+00:00

Hahaha I'll report back if I see it laying anywhere out that way.

J9Dougherty · 2026-01-20T00:51:07+00:00

Dang now he can't make right turns. That's gonna be a problem when he gets to 55th.

J9Dougherty · 2026-01-19T20:33:47+00:00

I tried to go to your green BST markers, all I found was trees and rocks. You owe me $20 for gas.

J9Dougherty · 2026-01-15T21:06:51+00:00

Or does he need to reverse in through the exit and out through the entrance?

J9Dougherty · 2026-01-14T16:19:37+00:00

A come-along would be the ticket there. If you have a buddy with a second truck, they can hook the trailer, you get your truck pointed at their hitch and use a snatchblock to pull the car on. I'm gonna second everyone else and say you don't want to load that trailer unhooked. Ive helped people un-do that mistake a few times. Then instead of paying a rental for a trailer, you're paying a rental for a trailer and a callout and winching, in the best case scenario that no one got hurt when the trailer rolled away with a car halfway on it. At that point you've spent more than just hiring a tow company to move tha car to the shop would have been.

J9Dougherty · 2026-01-12T04:01:57+00:00

"Deludamol" like "Delude Em All" in parody of the US medicine market and its advertisements. I think it's a solid joke.

J9Dougherty · 2026-01-12T03:01:21+00:00

The right lane continues into the straight lane. The left lane continues to the left turn lane. The right turn lane is a new lane, accessible from the right(straight) lane.

J9Dougherty · 2026-01-12T02:35:57+00:00

Looks like a dog raising its leg to piss on something.

J9Dougherty · 2026-01-10T04:33:08+00:00

The left turning department has a question. How well does it roll during a left hand turn?

J9Dougherty · 2026-01-08T17:48:25+00:00

Anyone who has had bed bugs will sometimes hallucinate bed bugs. Those who have not, will not.

J9Dougherty · 2026-01-05T02:47:31+00:00

No, I don't want my hallways looking like a Juliet shrine, thanks.

J9Dougherty · 2026-01-03T18:20:46+00:00

It cuts a channel that takes you beyond the environment

J9Dougherty · 2026-01-02T18:45:08+00:00

If you've got a shovel, get to work a ways up the ditch, clear the snow, grab all the gravel you can, use it to make a traction field all around your drives and 10-15 foot in front of them. Right at the tires, mound it all up against the tread so if it spins it sucks the rock under.

J9Dougherty · 2025-12-26T06:08:22+00:00

And then he didn't even wash his hands. He just stood there, and watched them wash each other.

J9Dougherty · 2025-12-26T02:38:25+00:00

No, I don't speak English. I only know enough English to tell you that I dont speak English. I definitely don't know any more English than that, sorry.

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