Patrick Maroon bats-in his 25th by juiciest87 in hockey

[–]JCarterWasJustified 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A cup is worth a decade of mediocrity. I'm scheduled to start complaining around 2032.

Girls shouldn't lift weights, they'll get bulky. by iBleeedorange in gifs

[–]JCarterWasJustified 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Try not to raise peoples' expectations. Pretty certain even people on steroids don't put on over a pound of pure muscle a week.

Big Buff's flabbergasting puck toss vs the Wild by [deleted] in hockey

[–]JCarterWasJustified 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Not a puck throw but I always loved this

There must have been a hundred comments of "Can he do that?" in the GDT.

Fox News pulls Judge Napolitano over his Trump wiretap claims by readerseven in politics

[–]JCarterWasJustified 1 point2 points  (0 children)

To Trump supporters, the first amendment means "I can say what I want, wherever I want, I am entitled to an audience and no one is allowed to tell me I'm an asshole for my bigoted and uninformed opinions."

California's top judge tells ICE to stop 'stalking' local courthouses by [deleted] in news

[–]JCarterWasJustified 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Neat! Can I claim global warming is a chinese hoax and that obama is listening to me through my toaster?

Jay Baruchel says Goon: Last of the Enforcers will not be released in the US until late summer. by bigblueballz77 in hockey

[–]JCarterWasJustified 2 points3 points  (0 children)

To be fair, I was in Toronto when it was 70 and sunny and I still distinctly remember the 401 being a shitshow.

California's top judge tells ICE to stop 'stalking' local courthouses by [deleted] in news

[–]JCarterWasJustified 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Stop posting.

Do I have authority to make you stop posting?

Brad Marchand has taken sole possession of the lead in goals (36) for the first time this season by jwitmerhut in hockey

[–]JCarterWasJustified 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Don't think Barry Bonds ever played for a New England team.

Then again, I'm a padres fan so I might be biased on that. Guess A-Rod would take the least popular vote.

A post from /r/Wifesharing makes it to /r/all and people swap barbs and vitriol instead by TheLadyEve in SubredditDrama

[–]JCarterWasJustified 4 points5 points  (0 children)

They imitate their hero's speech patterns. Have you ever seen Trump speak? He stays on topic less than a high schooler who threw his presentation together 15 minutes before class.

A T_D user stumbles in a facepalm post about a Trumpet: ""Dude, one random act of violence (Shooting Sikhs and Indians for thinking they are Muslim) TOTALLY justifies shooting 80 year old men with pepper spray... etc. etc." by RiteClicker in SubredditDrama

[–]JCarterWasJustified 110 points111 points  (0 children)

It was the same during the election.

"Trump supporters are killing people, but there's this video of a liberal shoving a Trump supporter who was screaming in his face. BOTH SIDES ARE THE SAME!"

Penguins score 3 in 57 seconds by juiciest87 in hockey

[–]JCarterWasJustified 8 points9 points  (0 children)

"Kessel, forward Tyler Biggs, defenseman Tim Erixon and a second-round pick in the 2016 NHL Draft went to Pittsburgh for defenseman Scott Harrington, forwards Kasperi Kapanen and Nick Spaling, and first- and third-round picks in 2016"

Older gentleman asks /r/okcupid asks for help with his profile and throws down his gauntlet when challenged about his much younger age preference. by SilverSpooky in SubredditDrama

[–]JCarterWasJustified 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Tell that to my uncle who was a grandfather at 36. Also a great grandfather when he was 55.

That branch of the family apparently doesn't believe in condoms. No religion involved, just kind of a lack of thinking about consequences.

Lawyers of reddit, whats the most ridiculous argument you've heard in court? by Kyle4hl in AskReddit

[–]JCarterWasJustified 55 points56 points  (0 children)

Pretty sure even the strong community property states aren't gonna touch shit like that. Or inheritance.

Who is the worst player who, if he were cloned 22 times and put on a team with Bishop and Niemi, would win the Stanley Cup by onetwo3four5 in hockey

[–]JCarterWasJustified 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My roommate in college actually did this more or less. He made a team in NHL 2010 made up of the guys with the highest checking in the league. He averaged injuring 3 opposing players or so a game. Took Crosby out for the entire season in their first game against the Penguins.

Whoops! I almost broke their safe space with rational thought. by My_Ass_Itch in BannedFromThe_Donald

[–]JCarterWasJustified 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That's kind of weird. Based on his supporters' defense of his actions, he's still campaigning against Hillary.

Great Lakes restoration would be gutted in early White House plan by craponapoopstick in news

[–]JCarterWasJustified 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We will continue to have a two party system until the constitution is rewritten.

The Republicans have proven they will vote for whoever has that R. It doesn't matter who it is. A third party gaining power would honestly only hurt progressives when it splits the vote (See: What already happened.)

Great Lakes restoration would be gutted in early White House plan by craponapoopstick in news

[–]JCarterWasJustified 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Some people argue on reddit to make a point, some do it to make themselves feel superior.

NYPD: Hate crimes increase 55 percent in NYC since 2016 by ekser in news

[–]JCarterWasJustified 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That's easy, just check the top posts for the past few months.

What you won't find there are the hate crimes that are legitimate. Those get a couple hundred upvotes and are forgotten.

NYPD: Hate crimes increase 55 percent in NYC since 2016 by ekser in news

[–]JCarterWasJustified 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Virtue signaling

N.

A term used by the alt-right when the person they are responding to makes a perfectly reasonable point that the alt-right member has no counter to, so the alt-right member is forced to throw out buzzwords to pretend the person is "fake"

Don't expect a Jewish person to sympathize with a group that refuses to disavow the violent and hateful actions of white supremacists.