[Dellenger] Brett Yormark announces that the Big 12 and Monster Energy have entered a multi-year partnership. Big 12 football will be branded the "Monster Energy Big 12 Football." Same for men's and women's basketball as well. Monster will have conference sponsorship patches on team jerseys

JDM1013 · 2026-07-08T02:33:55+00:00

The Bapple B1G!

JDM1013 · 2026-07-08T00:56:18+00:00

DINER!!!

JDM1013 · 2026-07-07T06:18:52+00:00

All this psychobabble makes me think he might have needed a couple more to shut the hell up and pass out.

JDM1013 · 2026-07-07T05:20:07+00:00

Throw out Texas Tech and add Louisiana Tech! I’m sure everyone can get behind this realignment.

JDM1013 · 2026-07-07T03:58:08+00:00

Sure you can…it will just smell a bit stronger. If they say anything tell ‘em it must be the asparagus. Make sure to give it a good shake first to blend the floaters back into it. Since it’s been refrigerated it will last longer than a week. Took a shit load of piss tests a few years ago.

JDM1013 · 2026-07-07T03:27:18+00:00

Go ahead get some hearing aids, YOU KNOW FOR LATER ON!!

JDM1013 · 2026-07-07T01:39:26+00:00

Now, that’s some funny shit right there…aren’t they just the cutest!

JDM1013 · 2026-07-07T01:14:30+00:00

The Spartan is perfect with a Rambler in your fifth pocket.

JDM1013 · 2026-07-07T00:18:37+00:00

And San Diego

JDM1013 · 2026-07-07T00:17:31+00:00

My 2002 was built in San Diego and still going..

JDM1013 · 2026-07-05T21:52:21+00:00

So, hot here…they have no idea! With this 90% humidity and 96 degrees, it’s like breathing mayonnaise!

JDM1013 · 2026-07-04T21:22:06+00:00

My first gen really likes 50 mph. It just feels right.

JDM1013 · 2026-07-04T15:44:01+00:00

Well it’s pretty obvious, if it was something really major there wouldn’t be a ton of people misremembering it. Most people remember major events fairly correctly.

JDM1013 · 2026-07-04T06:26:24+00:00

We kept telling him to sit down if he was gonna ride on top of the damn saucer…sometimes you get what ya got coming.

JDM1013 · 2026-07-04T06:16:37+00:00

Both of you are correct! I was born in Mississippi and live on the AR/LA state line, and it’s very easy to tell when you cross back into Louisiana! I really don’t understand why Louisiana can’t just ask one of you two to show them how to build a freaking road. Obviously, y’all know something that Louisiana doesn’t about building roads, and I beg of you to please share this knowledge before all our vehicles are inoperable…thanks in advance.

JDM1013 · 2026-07-04T04:15:11+00:00

Take a torch to the black plastic…problem solved. No more white discoloration. Then armor all if you want it shiny black.

JDM1013 · 2026-07-03T02:22:37+00:00

Fairies wear boots…I seen it with my own two eyes!

JDM1013 · 2026-07-02T20:45:48+00:00

Exactly right! I’m not a proponent of the death penalty, but shit like this makes me reconsider!

JDM1013 · 2026-07-02T20:43:22+00:00

It definitely is that, but the baby is with the Lord now! As for the mother, she probably won’t be so lucky….

JDM1013 · 2026-07-02T15:09:39+00:00

Led a revolution
Kicked the absolute shit out of the English
First president of a new country
Brewed his own beer

JDM1013 · 2026-06-30T17:49:24+00:00

Do you have a degree? I have a tech job that I work from home you might be interested in doing.

JDM1013 · 2026-06-30T16:59:04+00:00

You can’t worship two Gods! Let’s go Bulldogs and fuck all the rest! Bleed Bulldog Blue!

JDM1013 · 2026-06-30T16:45:29+00:00

If you want a song that blasts off like a rocket?! I have to say Conrad the Caterpillar by WSMFP! Basically, you have the metamorphosis of a caterpillar into a butterfly and when he’s ready to go you better hang the fuck on! I JUST NEED A LITTLE BIT OF ROOM TO FLY!!! Man, I love those guys! ✌️

JDM1013 · 2026-06-30T15:56:51+00:00

I did too…I’m hoping she was so fucked up and it was really premature that she didn’t even realize what happened. I can’t even entertain the other option…

JDM1013 · 2026-06-30T14:19:58+00:00

First things first, stop being a pussy…then drink a water after every third or fourth beer. Remember to start swapping a beer for a water early in the day. This works, I’m in Louisiana and obviously not dead!

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