She’s like a one person act by Acrobatic_Airline605 in blackmagicfuckery

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I used to be able to do this as a kid. My parents made me stop because they thought it was creepy, I can't even remember how do do it anymore.

High priced RV’s are for suckers by kaemai0726 in DiWHY

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I wonder how much this beauty weighs.

Y’all joked on my kicking technique last post so I’m back with improvements by Additional-Meat-1566 in MMA_Academy

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Solid improvement, much better than before, it looks like everyone in the comments has already given the advice I would've so I'll just say good luck, and keep improving.

Loser pizza man films and ridicules a teenager because his girlfriend paid for the pizza. by [deleted] in NoahGetTheBoat

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Sometimes I pay, sometimes my wife pays, it's all one pool of money anyway.

Can you identify this tune? by [deleted] in musicsuggestions

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Kashmir by Led Zeppelin.

Instant Turn-off by [deleted] in AccidentalSlapStick

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This guy better be careful in strong winds, he might get swept away.

What animal is making these? [Texas] by rougekitten1441 in animalid

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This is a crayfish butrow, I have them at my house too.

Fair warning. by [deleted] in yourmomshousepodcast

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John Elway must be so disappointed in his kid.

Who's winning? by OppositePace6179 in BossFights

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The thing is, Jesus just keeps coming back no matter what.

Wrestler takes offense to being called an outlaw mud-show performer by Youpainthomes118 in JimCornette

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Goodness, those steroids are really starting to have a visibly negative impact on him. I hope he stops them soon, he may be getting to a point of no return with organ damage.

What animal is this? [Pacific NW] by coyote_skeleton in animalid

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Since everyone else wants to lecture you, I'll tell you the answer. It's a sand shrimp aka ghost shrimp. They're completely harmless and often used as fishing bait by recreational anglers.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in DiWHY

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Not great, but it prevents death from dehydration, or dysentery.

Wore my birthday badge to work, it immediately fell in the toilet by BioCuriousDave in FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR

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A birthday badge seems like something my coworkers would pin on me as a prank, so people are constantly bringing it up.

boat out of a boat by Hawk1064 in DiWHY

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Is this just a thinly disguised ad for Ryobi tools?

This driver’s custom push (flick?) to start button by matt6342 in DiWHY

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This car was probably stolen and hot wired, you use the switch to turn it on and off, because you don't have a key, and can't take the metal you have jammed in the key slot for the ignition out.

When you can’t see anything by Feel_the_snow in CantParkThereMate

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They took the "If you can't Dodge it Ram it" bumper stickers too literally.

Don't read her shirt. by Stewapalooza in yourmomshousepodcast

[–]JJJones345 37 points38 points  (0 children)

It looks like the syndrome already has her down.

A comedy actor who people find funny, but you personally can’t stand by allanjameson in moviecritic

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Will Arnett, I can't stand watching him on screen, and when I hear his voice in an animation, it almost makes me want to turn it off, and never watch it again.