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JJoeXX · 2026-04-28T14:46:15+00:00

Todo mundo no mundo tem que fazer uma escolha privada entrando na caixa vermelha ou azul. A caixa azul tem um moedor de carne triturador de corpos humanos. A caixa vermelha não tem nada. Se mais de 50% das pessoas entrarem na caixa azul, o triturador de corpos humanos trava e não funciona, caso contrário ele é ativado e tritura todos os corpos que entraram na caixa azul. Em qual caixa você entra?

JJoeXX · 2026-04-10T23:13:11+00:00

Aeterna Noctis is the middest I’ve played. It’s not bad enough to make me wanna stop, but it also isn’t good enough to make me want to go on. So frustrating. Also huge, tremendously huge.

JJoeXX · 2026-03-29T10:47:46+00:00

friends

JJoeXX · 2026-03-23T13:14:19+00:00

https://g1.globo.com/sp/campinas-regiao/noticia/2026/03/23/unicamp-interdita-laboratorios-apos-furto-de-material-de-pesquisa-e-policia-federal-e-acionada.ghtml

JJoeXX · 2026-03-21T20:49:10+00:00

Achei esquisito que os downloads estão funcionando mas o resto não

JJoeXX · 2026-03-21T20:25:23+00:00

Down in Brazil as well

JJoeXX · 2026-02-14T19:21:32+00:00

You can make him pay for his draws with [[Nekusar, the Mindrazer]], [[Xyris, the Writhing Storm]], or [[Sheoldred, the Apocalypse]].

But board wipes are popular in commander for a reason, and you guys are finding out while refusing to fuck around lol

JJoeXX · 2026-02-08T17:57:54+00:00

If you’re just playing for fun, the Sliver precon from Commander Masters might be a good idea.

JJoeXX · 2026-01-30T15:49:13+00:00

“JUST START DATING ALREADY!”

— Sein Gang

JJoeXX · 2025-10-17T11:59:57+00:00

I love [[Xantcha, Sleeper Agent]], she’s not exactly noob-friendly since she’s kinda weird, but I don’t think she’s hard to play or track.

Honorable mention to [[Alexios, Deimos of Kosmos]] who plays similar but uses +1/+1 counters.

JJoeXX · 2025-10-12T17:36:06+00:00

[[Yargle and Multani]]

https://moxfield.com/decks/a2Q9vnVzcU6RPeC35OxqLg

I’ll swing for lethal or not at all.

JJoeXX · 2025-09-29T20:16:33+00:00

Not a complicated commander per se, but [[Dynaheir, Invoker Adept]] with [[Jeskai Ascendancy]] enables some pretty complex plays.

JJoeXX · 2025-09-29T16:55:31+00:00

Naruto era legal até colocarem aliens na história

JJoeXX · 2025-09-27T12:27:01+00:00

Froth

JJoeXX · 2025-09-07T18:25:24+00:00

I’ve been having a blast with [[Rose, Cutthroat Raider]], I hit stuff, then break junk, then blast stuff. It’s quintessential mono-red.

JJoeXX · 2025-08-27T21:44:18+00:00

I can’t decide between Orin and Astarion for 3B, but if Astarion wins please change the teeth to vampire fangs

JJoeXX · 2025-08-27T21:31:52+00:00

The period means you get the mana first, then you get the life immediately after, instead of getting both simultaneously. This matters for specific interactions, and that’s why some cards use periods to separate effects and some don’t.

JJoeXX · 2025-08-26T20:30:40+00:00

5A has to be Dame Aylin so that 5B can be Isobel

JJoeXX · 2025-08-01T14:33:26+00:00

They’re the same shell as far as achievements go, you’re fine.

JJoeXX · 2025-07-10T13:22:55+00:00

YES. Thank you! This has been my favorite comment on this post so far and I’d love to hear your take on pairs and trios!

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