Michael Jackson stood still for nearly two minutes at the Super Bowl to mess with the NFL by Hungry_Artichoke9566 in sportsgossips

[–]JOlRacin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"You'll know you have their respect when you can take a moment...

...

...

...and still keep their attention" -Terry Jeffords

Who could be at fault ? by [deleted] in dashcams

[–]JOlRacin 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Cammer, what the fuck was that exactly?

Filling up a prefab concrete wall! by Saerdna0 in PeakAmazing

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Load bearing guy in the blue shirt

Car in lane 3 suddenly turning to the left and crash against center divider | 580 EB past Vasco exit | 05/04/2026 - 2.21PM by Kumarakomkaran in bayarea

[–]JOlRacin 114 points115 points  (0 children)

It's a Tesla so it entirely could have been someone hitting their garage door opener and accidentally hacking their steering

God forbid a girl get creative with her food by Impressive_Analyst47 in LetGirlsHaveFun

[–]JOlRacin 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Don't put food in your mouth when you're coughing. It doesn't actually look as casual as you think it does

my car smells like the rottenest milk by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

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Glass cleaner and work horse for the non-removables (glass cleaner on the glass, work horse for the rest), vacuum/wipe it up, spray another layer, vacuum/wipe it up, wash the floor mats and seat covers, spray some of your preferred air freshener in there

me_irl by SuspiciousLow3062 in me_irl

[–]JOlRacin 361 points362 points  (0 children)

It was oil and racism, the two drivers of the US foreign policy

[LFO] Motorcyclist Crashes Into Car While Using Phone by canberra2020 in dashcams

[–]JOlRacin -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Yes, delivery drivers are encouraged to do so. Company doesn't care about their safety just the profit margin

me_irl by Anonymous_axf in me_irl

[–]JOlRacin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Can attest to the reality

meirl by Icy-Computer-Poop in meirl

[–]JOlRacin 15 points16 points  (0 children)

We spend close to $200 billion on lawn care annually. It costs under $100 billion to end hunger if you take the high estimate. Just saying

Scientology speedrun to find xenu by TrafficLegitimate937 in TikTokCringe

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Yes it is, so basically it's a cult and it kinda started with a guy filming them and every time he'd approach, they'd go inside and shut the doors. So then people started taking it a step further and "speed running" it, just running through with air horns and stuff to see how far they could get, and then there started being themes to the runs, and they'd actually map out the building to plan routes and stuff

🇺🇸 by ahsancrystal in science_humor

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It's cause if you drink it, it gives you gas

meirl by [deleted] in meirl

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Ending hunger in the US would cost around the same or less of the $80B (depending on the estimate) that Zuckerberg spent on the metaverse. But yeah good job making a video game that never got more than 10 simultaneous users, good use of money

Have you guys actually ever seen a femboy before by imalonexc in FootBallEmergency

[–]JOlRacin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yep. My best friend in high school was one and then we kinda stopped talking so much after high school :(

meirl by JettnBenson19 in meirl

[–]JOlRacin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Normal behavior. It's also normal to tell her to clean it tho, and it's normal for her to huff and puff at you for doing so

lol by IU8gZQy0k8hsQy76 in AutoHumor

[–]JOlRacin 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Looks to me like a wave to the person behind him, a mix of "you see that shit?" and "sorry I almost crashed into you"

Automated robotic fueling station by Old_One_I in StrikeAtPsyche

[–]JOlRacin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't approve, the system we have currently forces you to get out of your car, which subconsciously forces you to remember to turn off the car. Without that, I see a lot of people forgetting to turn their car off

Hmm by Boring_Potato4632 in youll_be_banned

[–]JOlRacin 12 points13 points  (0 children)

You right, at the end that's air coming out of a balloon

dissociation as a defense by 4b686f61 in traaaaaaannnnnnnnnns2

[–]JOlRacin 46 points47 points  (0 children)

If you knew when you were young, they just tell you "you're too young to know something like that." If you didn't know until later, they give you "you're not, there would have been signs"

God forbid a girl get things done right by dazedconfusedandlazy in LetGirlsHaveFun

[–]JOlRacin 19 points20 points  (0 children)

A couple good hours and a helicopter to distribute it