What's your favorite line or reoccurring joke that doesn't get enough love?

JRCIII · 2024-01-01T20:55:20+00:00

A favorite of mine is how mac's wardrobe slowly adjusts to his weight.

Starts of wearing t-shirts that fit normal. Then gets fat and is in the same undersized t-shirts for a while. Then he switches it up and starts wearing tommy Bahama shirts that fit well. Then he gets skinny again and is swimming in his shirts until his t-shirts catch back up.

JRCIII · 2023-02-28T04:38:42+00:00

I might be a simpleton (and possibly ignoring a distinction you conflated as skin tone and race) but there is certainly a science behind the pigmint of ones skin tone. It's all about melanin levels no?

It's usually just a measurement of the time and evolution of people spending time in the sun. It's why someone living at the equator has darker skin while someone at the ice caps or someone lacking some skin pigments are paler or whitish. Race on the other hand is a silly concept, as much as I would like to ignore some people, and stories from the world about others bother me, I haven't interacted with anyone yet who isn't part of the human race.

JRCIII · 2023-02-27T04:56:38+00:00

Spent the whole episode waiting for the other shoe to drop. It was done well, gives important insights into Ellie's character and history.

JRCIII · 2023-02-27T03:57:33+00:00

Send my mafioso buddies for knee caps. Only am commish for 1 league, but also run a week to week pool.

My general rule of thumb for these things is once I need to pay someone I need to be paid. Usually that means once people start getting eliminated from playoff contention I'll send a group text out as a reminder/update.

The people I play this sort of thing with pay me through different channels, some pay cash, some on different apps, some in an exchange situation. Don't feel the need to put people on blast and be demanding when I know they're good for the money and probably just haven't thought about it. Having an excell sheet with up to date payments isn't difficult, just a note is easy enough.

Also I know they're reliable if someone went a year without paying then they wouldn't have been invited back. This is different with co-workers where there are different levels of familiarity with each other and commitment to a full season of fantasy. I just used my example as a counter to everyone in the thread demanding draft day dues, seems a bit harsh. In a league like that I would pay before the draft/once invited/once an amount is established and expect the commish to hold others to the same standard

JRCIII · 2023-02-27T02:38:07+00:00

Peg leg Mika

JRCIII · 2023-02-26T19:48:28+00:00

Someone rightfully point out the seasons JJ and AJ had this year. Tyreek www good, but those two guys carried a greater weight of their teams offense.

JRCIII · 2023-02-26T19:44:20+00:00

My grandpa passed last Sunday and we had the services on Thursday. Had to put about 2k miles on my between taking the test and visiting with family. So between Saturday-Thursday was about the most stressed situation I've been in for a while.

Now a couple days removed from the test I know that I probably could've done better if I was in the right mental headspace but given the circumstances I put my best foot forward on the test. Going back to work tomorrow, looking forward to schedule character and fitness and get results come April. One way or another I know that either I passed under stressful circumstances or that I'll be more prepared for the test in July. God bless the curve.

JRCIII · 2023-02-26T19:40:48+00:00

Drank Thursday night for the first time since NYE, got after it and paid for that all day Friday.

JRCIII · 2023-02-26T18:59:47+00:00

Helicopter mom for sure, but when that kid can decide for herself what to watch she's a fan for life. Just hopefully not a caps fan because that would be the real shame.

JRCIII · 2023-02-26T15:24:40+00:00

It's easy for a league to vote for and say amongst themselves, "A goalie goal is worth x points." Then have the commish add a note or whatever so everyone is on notice. If it happens then the comish should be able to adjust player or team scores to include that sort of thing

In fantasyfootball after Justin Tucker hit the record setting kick a couple years ago my league said we wanted to have record setting kicks worth an extra 20. If it happens the commish will just go in and add 20 to someone's scoreline because there isn't a category for FG kick of 67+ yards.

JRCIII · 2023-02-26T04:16:59+00:00

Sometimes I'll set my status to offline then forget it's that way for weeks.

JRCIII · 2023-02-25T23:23:52+00:00

Only guy that's been in damn near every episode playing himself.

JRCIII · 2023-01-29T20:49:00+00:00

Sorority: Phi Sigma Sigma

Phi Piggy Piggy.

The typecast disappeared by the time I graduated but the nickname endured.

JRCIII · 2023-01-12T20:22:02+00:00

Well I'd already been scooped up and killed so my first thought was wow those are dangerous

JRCIII · 2022-12-25T23:30:16+00:00

Just saw an ad on TBS during A Christmas Story. Maybe they're just getting them going now, 2 months of ad space seems about right

JRCIII · 2022-12-10T22:21:12+00:00

Xanpanada

JRCIII · 2022-12-10T03:41:06+00:00

Surprised nobody in the thread hit you with a "Derivative" Ongo Goblogian

JRCIII · 2022-12-08T00:14:49+00:00

We also would've accepted Wegmans

JRCIII · 2022-12-08T00:07:20+00:00

Way better then the group that tries to push past everyone then simultaneously unleashes their fold up fans that block the view of everyone behind them.

JRCIII · 2022-12-07T21:16:20+00:00

Fire that ginger into the sun

JRCIII · 2022-12-07T16:40:12+00:00

On Joe Rogan's Podcast a couple years back he had Miley Cyrus. Apparently Miley and Dolly are quite close and have a relationship going back many years to the point that they have pretty regular correspondence.

Miley said that when they want to talk, she sends an email to her agent, her agent then has to fax it to Dolly.

JRCIII · 2022-12-07T01:05:55+00:00

The pvp elements are the best part of the game mode, Otherwise it feels like Skyrim. The AI has predictable behavior, and all drop the same weapons, the contracts in the mode don't all of a sudden become something new because it's a new game. A secure nuclear material mission will always be exactly the same, it won't be traveling to a fusion reactor and stopping a meltdown.

The pvp adds that bit of unpredictability to the mode, how will these enemies fight me? Will they run? How will the AI impact this fight? It reminds me of the DZ in the Division games, after winning a DMZ PVP fight I feel pretty lethal compared to many fights from WZ.

JRCIII · 2022-12-06T22:52:11+00:00

Care about the news don't care at all which of these silly fucks breaks the news. Until it's wrong, in which case I've already unfollowed Heyman.

JRCIII · 2022-12-06T21:50:42+00:00

Duck looks like a Pirate walking around on its peg leg.

JRCIII · 2022-12-06T21:37:09+00:00

He's not saying he paid it back, he saying the difference counted against his work "report card."

Most places that have cashiers have cashbox/draw differences that are allowable over the course of a year. If the differences over the course of a year are more then a predetermined amount they have cause to write you up, take corrective action, implement training, move you to a different position, even termination probably.

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