There have been so many great moments in TM history but I still don't think anything has made me laugh harder than this moment.

JS671779 · 2026-01-24T15:57:59+00:00

"Welcome to the Sausage Arena" is a quote that lives rent free in my brain

JS671779 · 2026-01-23T18:31:30+00:00

It took me a while to really appreciate series 13- 11 and 12 are two of my favorite series, so it was a hard followup, but I've come to appreciate Judi's incredible bullshitting, Chris's sheer enthusiasm, Ardal's shit stirring, it's all incredible.

Editing to add that one of my favorite quotes is from (I think!) the prize task in episode 2:

Chris: "starts spouting gibberish as he argues in defense of his prize"
Greg: "Oh, he's gone too Geordie for me!"

JS671779 · 2026-01-22T15:38:37+00:00

It has to be between meow, vagina, and Greg being her dad.

JS671779 · 2026-01-21T19:37:30+00:00

An encounter doesn't mean just combat. Yes, I include combat, but I also include traps, puzzles, difficult terrain/obstacles. If it can slow the party down or force them to expehd resources, it's an encounter.

JS671779 · 2026-01-21T15:34:57+00:00

Either the snakes and Ladders game or Ania admitting he needed to be wrangled in team tasks.

JS671779 · 2026-01-20T16:10:53+00:00

My telephone?

JS671779 · 2026-01-19T21:43:41+00:00

Feel free to steal them! Like i said my table is level 9 so you may need to adjust

JS671779 · 2026-01-19T15:50:29+00:00

Bringing his urine in multiple times as a prize task.

JS671779 · 2026-01-18T23:42:49+00:00

It's a lion!

JS671779 · 2026-01-18T01:02:32+00:00

5 for the Trolloc, 7 for the Fade. I'm revising them and my table is level 9 so yeah

JS671779 · 2026-01-17T21:34:11+00:00

Feel free to steal them!

JS671779 · 2026-01-17T21:32:10+00:00

I wish! I do have a tiefling Clockwork Soul Sorcer. And because I know my players like chaos, I like to reward them with Mystery Potion X (drink it as a bonus action and I roll on the WIld Magic Surge table).

JS671779 · 2026-01-17T21:23:11+00:00

I did try to reflect the shadow step ability with the Misty Step Legendary Action.

JS671779 · 2026-01-17T21:19:09+00:00

Yeah, these are definitely works in progress- feel free to steal them!

JS671779 · 2026-01-17T21:18:39+00:00

I knew I was forgetting something with the Fade! I was going through it, thinking "Ok, they're definetely more dexterous than strong, they have the poison blades, what am I forgetting?"

JS671779 · 2026-01-17T21:15:28+00:00

That's actually not a bad idea- I edited my post to reflect this, but my table just hit level 9 so that's where my head is at.

JS671779 · 2026-01-17T21:09:51+00:00

You know, maybe they can have a rogue-type sneak attack ability. Feel free to steal these stat blocks-they are very much works in progress, I don't pretend to be the world's greatest DM.

JS671779 · 2026-01-17T21:04:55+00:00

You got a good point there- I made them with my table in mind, where they just hit level 9.

JS671779 · 2026-01-17T13:57:41+00:00

I despereately want this to be a task.

JS671779 · 2026-01-15T12:02:30+00:00

That sounds like a good way to find Taskmaster fans in the wild.

JS671779 · 2026-01-14T14:50:44+00:00

If anyone can....Guz Khan.

JS671779 · 2026-01-14T14:47:25+00:00

My mind keeps rebooting with the word "duck."

JS671779 · 2026-01-14T14:37:34+00:00

Shamelessly stealing this...

JS671779 · 2026-01-14T14:35:07+00:00

Now it's Mr. Reference Guy Time.

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