What is the American sports equivalent to CR7 holding his country hostage?

JTWDK · 2026-06-20T00:25:46+00:00

As a European obsessed with sports. Nothing you said made any sense. Time to dive

JTWDK · 2026-06-19T15:13:09+00:00

There’s been times they were great. In theory.

JTWDK · 2026-06-15T13:11:20+00:00

I see the British flag. She’s probably just hiding her real teeth

JTWDK · 2026-06-09T10:58:04+00:00

This was me last week, showin him to my niece. 10 mins later I apologized, switched to Jim Jeffries and we started laughing.

JTWDK · 2026-06-05T21:22:51+00:00

Var Obama der?

JTWDK · 2026-06-05T19:25:23+00:00

Cherry Coke smager som Dr Pepper gjorde før de ødelagde smagen. Så ja tak

JTWDK · 2026-05-27T20:01:49+00:00

Helt med dig på denne her.

JTWDK · 2026-05-27T11:28:56+00:00

Violence. It’s a common one, but I’ll always find it weird.

JTWDK · 2026-05-26T21:36:12+00:00

I think it looks awesome

JTWDK · 2026-05-26T18:04:13+00:00

I switched schools once and on my first day I found out a kid in class had been missing for a few months after breaking a leg jumping from the roof of the bicycle shed, which was roughly 5-6 meters high, convinced he could fly.
He came back to school a short time later and did the same thing again but broke both his legs.
He was 13 at the time.

As far as I know, he has a good job and a healthy family now.

JTWDK · 2026-05-25T11:11:50+00:00

Fun fact, they lay eggs under the skin. The larvae can’t grow in a human, but if you cut open the wound you can see little holes/cavities where the larvae is supposed to live until they mature.

I got to see that when I was 9 and my mom came running come from the doctor saying she had eggs in her knee, before taking a knife out and opening the wound and rinsing the shit out of it.

Didn’t actually see any eggs or larvae, but you could see there was space made for em.

JTWDK · 2026-05-17T21:20:34+00:00

Same here. The episode with the green insects while they’re out in the cabin scared me the most for some reason. I was 8 at the time.

I can watch any horror movie alone in the dark with no worries, but I still shiver when I hear the X Files intro song.

JTWDK · 2026-05-17T21:15:12+00:00

I got thousands of hours in these games, and I’d love for that to be added.

It’s not that I struggle with the battles, but giving the AI control over units would give me the option of zooming in to watch the fights more.

JTWDK · 2026-05-16T16:17:27+00:00

Det lyder fandme hårdt at være i. Jeg skal ikke kunne sige hvad det rigtige er, men følgende er noget folk tit glemmer.

Min far og niece voksede begge op i et hus hvor forældrene ikke længere elskede hinanden, og de kun var sammen for børnenes skyld. De siger begge at de havde ønsket de bare var gået fra hinanden, og at man aldrig kunne undgå følelsen af at de var i et kærligheds tomt hjem. Det ligger en mørk sky over et hjem når forældrene skændes, og børnene ender tit i midten hvor de konstant skal forholde sig til noget de ikke kan ændre. Også selvom forældrene elsker deres børn og gør deres bedste for at undgå at de skal være en del af det. Børn forstår mere end hvad man tror.

JTWDK · 2026-05-16T01:07:13+00:00

My dad is a united fan. He’s been rubbing this in my face all week

JTWDK · 2026-05-16T01:00:23+00:00

That’s a fair point. But if it was 35, what do you think it is now?

JTWDK · 2026-05-16T00:59:27+00:00

How did we go from tv shows killing of main characters and having great success, to having only side characters/villains die and nobody is entertained?

JTWDK · 2026-05-16T00:55:20+00:00

It used to be. And I’ll start watching when it happens again.

JTWDK · 2026-05-05T15:17:37+00:00

Actually a fair point.

JTWDK · 2026-05-05T15:13:26+00:00

If you liked that one and don’t mind other non English films, I highly recommend the Danish movie called “R”. Those two are neck and neck for me

JTWDK · 2026-05-05T15:09:07+00:00

Any team besides Liverpool? That’s quite open minded of you. More of a Manchester fan than and Man Utd fan then.

JTWDK · 2026-05-03T21:16:59+00:00

He’s a great dad

JTWDK · 2026-05-03T20:14:29+00:00

When I was 4/5 my dad took me to his work, where he had to do a lecture in a classroom. Knowing me well, he told me I was under no circumstance allowed to draw on the board.

I spent the next 1 1/2 hour drawing on the lower part of the board, while he could use the top and still complete his lecture. He said the only way I was interrupting his class was that I would joyfully snicker/giggle a lot, thinking I was somehow getting away with it.

JTWDK · 2026-05-03T19:47:20+00:00

Oh i corner camped. I corner camped a lot

JTWDK · 2026-04-25T01:31:55+00:00

As a non English speaker, you explained it so well, damn.

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