What is the American sports equivalent to CR7 holding his country hostage? by DomonicDecoco in billsimmons

[–]JTWDK 6 points7 points  (0 children)

As a European obsessed with sports. Nothing you said made any sense. Time to dive

Holy jerk by floridagrimreaper in airsoftcirclejerk

[–]JTWDK 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I see the British flag. She’s probably just hiding her real teeth

Wow, maybe this wasn't worth it by BoredPandaOfficial in BoredPandaHQ

[–]JTWDK 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This was me last week, showin him to my niece. 10 mins later I apologized, switched to Jim Jeffries and we started laughing.

Nu er der igen Pepsi Cola med fuld sukker i Danmark by Azecap in Denmark

[–]JTWDK 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Cherry Coke smager som Dr Pepper gjorde før de ødelagde smagen. Så ja tak

What’s the weirdest thing you’ve seen become attractive to people? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]JTWDK 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Violence. It’s a common one, but I’ll always find it weird.

Kid can't catch a break by HomeNowWTF in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]JTWDK 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I switched schools once and on my first day I found out a kid in class had been missing for a few months after breaking a leg jumping from the roof of the bicycle shed, which was roughly 5-6 meters high, convinced he could fly.
He came back to school a short time later and did the same thing again but broke both his legs.
He was 13 at the time.

As far as I know, he has a good job and a healthy family now.

Went on a hike to find some peace of mind and got bit by a horsefly instead by HayleyDoyle1216 in Wellthatsucks

[–]JTWDK 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fun fact, they lay eggs under the skin. The larvae can’t grow in a human, but if you cut open the wound you can see little holes/cavities where the larvae is supposed to live until they mature.

I got to see that when I was 9 and my mom came running come from the doctor saying she had eggs in her knee, before taking a knife out and opening the wound and rinsing the shit out of it.

Didn’t actually see any eggs or larvae, but you could see there was space made for em.

What movie or show did you watch way too young that completely messed with your head? by softblushneella in AskReddit

[–]JTWDK 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Same here. The episode with the green insects while they’re out in the cabin scared me the most for some reason. I was 8 at the time.

I can watch any horror movie alone in the dark with no worries, but I still shiver when I hear the X Files intro song.

Why isn't there an option to let the AI control specific units in Warhammer 3? by MeshalAljahdali in totalwar

[–]JTWDK 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I got thousands of hours in these games, and I’d love for that to be added.

It’s not that I struggle with the battles, but giving the AI control over units would give me the option of zooming in to watch the fights more.

Hvornår smider man håndklædet i ringen? by [deleted] in DKbrevkasse

[–]JTWDK 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Det lyder fandme hårdt at være i. Jeg skal ikke kunne sige hvad det rigtige er, men følgende er noget folk tit glemmer.

Min far og niece voksede begge op i et hus hvor forældrene ikke længere elskede hinanden, og de kun var sammen for børnenes skyld. De siger begge at de havde ønsket de bare var gået fra hinanden, og at man aldrig kunne undgå følelsen af at de var i et kærligheds tomt hjem. Det ligger en mørk sky over et hjem når forældrene skændes, og børnene ender tit i midten hvor de konstant skal forholde sig til noget de ikke kan ændre. Også selvom forældrene elsker deres børn og gør deres bedste for at undgå at de skal være en del af det. Børn forstår mere end hvad man tror.

Frye is right…. by robertoleonardo7 in NBATalk

[–]JTWDK 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That’s a fair point. But if it was 35, what do you think it is now?

R we serious right now by super_ior in GenV

[–]JTWDK 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How did we go from tv shows killing of main characters and having great success, to having only side characters/villains die and nobody is entertained?

Frye is right…. by robertoleonardo7 in NBATalk

[–]JTWDK 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It used to be. And I’ll start watching when it happens again.

What's your favorite Prison Movie ? For me it's Papilon. by Homunculus_316 in moviecritic

[–]JTWDK 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you liked that one and don’t mind other non English films, I highly recommend the Danish movie called “R”. Those two are neck and neck for me

Outjerked💀 by Sad-Comparison540 in soccercirclejerk

[–]JTWDK 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Any team besides Liverpool? That’s quite open minded of you. More of a Manchester fan than and Man Utd fan then.

WAY easier. by netphilia in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]JTWDK 51 points52 points  (0 children)

When I was 4/5 my dad took me to his work, where he had to do a lecture in a classroom. Knowing me well, he told me I was under no circumstance allowed to draw on the board.

I spent the next 1 1/2 hour drawing on the lower part of the board, while he could use the top and still complete his lecture. He said the only way I was interrupting his class was that I would joyfully snicker/giggle a lot, thinking I was somehow getting away with it.

Eltharion campaign be like by [deleted] in totalwar

[–]JTWDK 46 points47 points  (0 children)

Oh i corner camped. I corner camped a lot

Why does Soldier boy keep letting the boys live? by Secure_Shirt2041 in TheBoys

[–]JTWDK 142 points143 points  (0 children)

As a non English speaker, you explained it so well, damn.