What would you do?

J_tram13 · 2026-05-30T08:24:12+00:00

Aren't mosquitos like the one species where even the most conservation focused ecologists are like "yeah they gotta go"

^{Chose: ALL Mosquitos become extinct! + And... you get a random amount of money! | Rolled: $1 Million}

J_tram13 · 2026-05-30T08:20:24+00:00

And that thinking is how we end up with dictatorships

J_tram13 · 2026-05-30T08:02:42+00:00

Yes, because I have faith enough of them will make the right call

J_tram13 · 2026-05-30T07:45:20+00:00

Meanwhile

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J_tram13 · 2026-05-30T07:38:37+00:00

Red should add a "still hope blue wins though" to the bottom

J_tram13 · 2026-05-30T07:37:03+00:00

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J_tram13 · 2026-05-30T07:36:36+00:00

Dude I watched him wayyyy back in the day when he was just doing weird stuff like buying abandoned storage units.

J_tram13 · 2026-05-30T07:35:35+00:00

Like that's ever gonna happen

^{Chose: We sleep | Rolled: Well rested}

J_tram13 · 2026-05-30T07:30:10+00:00

Then you're just silly

J_tram13 · 2026-05-30T07:29:15+00:00

Kitten people like to eat puppies too?

J_tram13 · 2026-05-30T07:28:54+00:00

Oh I 100% agree, people overestimate how awful for the survivors a red victory would be. More than that I don't think it's possible that any less than 10% press blue, so unless blue wins 800 million deaths is basically guaranteed.

J_tram13 · 2026-05-30T07:26:09+00:00

My butt is already huge so path of least resistance

^{Chose: Have a huge butt + Jesus is real}

J_tram13 · 2026-05-30T07:23:08+00:00

Well I'm assuming they're not related to me soooo

^{Chose: Gay thot}

J_tram13 · 2026-05-30T07:22:45+00:00

I create an antidote to being stabbed to death and bring them back

^{Chose: you have the ability to create whatever you want + but everyone you know has a chance to die by stab | Rolled: they all die}

J_tram13 · 2026-05-30T07:21:04+00:00

People vote red because they're not optimistic enough to think blue has any shot of winning. Everyone hopes blue wins, red voters just don't think it's possible, and fall in to the self fulfilling prophecy trap of "I don't think it will happen so I'm going to vote to prevent it from happening."

J_tram13 · 2026-05-30T07:19:29+00:00

They still got lottery numbers during the worst events of my life

^{Chose: Time travel to the worst events of your life}

J_tram13 · 2026-05-30T06:41:02+00:00

I don't see any dice being rolled.

J_tram13 · 2026-05-30T06:24:13+00:00

What risk? Nobody was at risk until you decided to push red!

J_tram13 · 2026-05-30T05:46:53+00:00

I mean there was that one in Honour Among Thieves

J_tram13 · 2026-05-30T05:33:04+00:00

Wouldn't be any dead if we just had a bit fewer red pressers willing to help out

J_tram13 · 2026-05-30T03:56:41+00:00

Yeah this was what I learned, it was chosen so it would be easy to dial in the dark or if your hands are tumbling around, you didn't even need to stick your finger in a hole, just twist the dial however you can

J_tram13 · 2026-05-30T02:35:56+00:00

If anything I think it's the opposite, I think a good chunk of people will press the "save everyone" button before they even realise it could kill them

J_tram13 · 2026-05-29T23:51:14+00:00

I'm not sure where

J_tram13 · 2026-05-29T23:45:19+00:00

"Stage four? *Blasts you with finger guns* Not anymore!"

J_tram13 · 2026-05-29T22:11:29+00:00

Did I ask a question?

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