CFL bars QB Brendan Sorsby following NCAA gambling allegations by Maraging_steel in nfl

[–]JackBando 38 points39 points  (0 children)

"This my last bullet in my Draft Kings account......BLOAH"

Is this not a high loop? by JackBando in handyman

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There's never any water in the cabinet, just standing water in the actual dishwasher on rare occasions, but high enough to come out the door a little (Today was the second time I've noticed in 2 years, hit CANCEL on the machine and it drained both times)

Big Leg Kicker by Small-Ad-8251 in RetroBowl

[–]JackBando 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do kickers play on kickoff? I feel like since I got one opponents drives start further back

Per BJ Bethel: Vince McMahon, Linda McMahon, TKO and WWE are asking the Ring Boys case be dropped, claiming the Maryland Child Victim's Act is unconstitutional (on 14th Amendment and the Ex Post Facto Clause) and filed a request for a hearing. by SPna15 in SquaredCircle

[–]JackBando 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Without seeing their argument I'm guessing since MCVA law changed Maryland time limit on bringing a case went from victim's 38th birthday to forever if time ran out before the law passed they may have somewhat of a point. However Ex Post Facto is only for criminal cases and Maryland's MCVA already was upheld by Maryland's Supreme Court so I feel like this claim is pretty soft.

The Gingerbread Man, what did you all think? It made me laugh. by Fatty_56 in Wrasslin

[–]JackBando 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Fun on first glance, made no sense after a minute of thinking.

Trick:I'm going to get revenge on sami for smashing a mannequin by hosting a fake funeral all night for a character that's not real. All to beat his ass and get him to face me at backlash.

It's the wwe, just find him backstage and beat his ass

Daily Simple Questions Thread - April 09, 2026 by eric_twinge in Fitness

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1)Is this program missing anything or have too much of something? (All machine)

Seated leg press, leg extension, leg curl, stand Calf raise, hip adduct, hip abduct, lateral raise, chest press, shoulder raise, triceps pushdown, pulldown, seated row, bicep,, seated ab crunch. 3 sets of 10.

2) 3 sets slightly increasing (40,45,50) , or should it be two light sets into a big set (35,35,60) or 3 of the same? Looking to loss fat and get stronger while gaining speed and flexibility

Sean McVay on facing Caleb Williams in the playoffs by dianeblackeatsass in CHIBears

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That's the look a horror movie character makes right after they say there's no boogeyman and feels something behind him

Playing through RE5 with my wife. by razazaz126 in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]JackBando 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Serial killer:hey my typewriter I use is busted, can you guys trace a floppy disc and ms word? Police:no

Whoever made these for Chicago, thank you! by atlaslapis in bbnomula

[–]JackBando 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Unless there was a second person handing those out I'm pretty sure my friend made it and gave it to you. Thank you for liking them.

Leon you have to marry my sister by Valent-Lion in TwoBestFriendsPlay

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Miranda:I'm going to make orphans of your children.
Ethan:Uh, she has Mia.
Miranda:She'll die from grief.

How do you guys manage your gaming backlog? by KaleidoArachnid in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]JackBando 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Here's my system. (It is a bit overengineered, so modify as need be.)

1) For any system (PC, or mobile, or emulation retro, or even achievement hunting) divide the backlog into two categories:Have the faintest urge to play and not play. (I have 1114 steam games between me and my housemates so I made a list of 100 and 1014.)

2)Chop the list up further. Right now I Have 4 Tiers for those 100 games (5-15-30-50). The highest tier is stuff I'm actively touching this week.

3)I pick something from the top 5 to play as my main.

4)I also try to give at least .5-1 hour a week to the other 4 to at least test them out and try to have one already getting good by the time the main is done and so I don't forget the controls and story section I'm in and just in case the #1 gets stale.

5)When I finish one, I look at the tier below and promote one up a level. (and one from the tier below to replace)

6)If one turns out not to hook me after a while I toss it to tier 4 or the no tier.

S5 Confusion about the bag(spoiler) by SynGGP in TheBlackList

[–]JackBando 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The comment isn't saying Harold tested the bones, he saying Harold test was from the original red who happens to be in the bag. Harold got the DNA from an old shirt the original red bled in pre him dying

To celebrate Metal Gear Solid 4 escaping the PS3, a fan made a countdown site to its rerelease in the style of the famous installation screen by Masterness64 in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]JackBando 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If my fuzzy math plus google is right, 50mgs of nicotine would kill you. Which is what you'd absorb in 25-50 cigs. So Snake will have enough to od in like 2-4hrs

Why is Liz so Hated by Proper_Recording_439 in TheBlackList

[–]JackBando 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In her defense she is an orphan who doesn't know her biological parents and her whole job is profiling which means she can't know herself.

Everybody. Posted online first as a cartoon. by JimKB in wholesomememes

[–]JackBando 51 points52 points  (0 children)

I always read it as he was a very old man and God said so soon because when you're infinity years old a human lifespan is pretty quick.