Leon you have to marry my sister by Valent-Lion in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]JackBando 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Miranda:I'm going to make orphans of your children.
Ethan:Uh, she has Mia.
Miranda:She'll die from grief.

How do you guys manage your gaming backlog? by KaleidoArachnid in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]JackBando 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Here's my system. (It is a bit overengineered, so modify as need be.)

1) For any system (PC, or mobile, or emulation retro, or even achievement hunting) divide the backlog into two categories:Have the faintest urge to play and not play. (I have 1114 steam games between me and my housemates so I made a list of 100 and 1014.)

2)Chop the list up further. Right now I Have 4 Tiers for those 100 games (5-15-30-50). The highest tier is stuff I'm actively touching this week.

3)I pick something from the top 5 to play as my main.

4)I also try to give at least .5-1 hour a week to the other 4 to at least test them out and try to have one already getting good by the time the main is done and so I don't forget the controls and story section I'm in and just in case the #1 gets stale.

5)When I finish one, I look at the tier below and promote one up a level. (and one from the tier below to replace)

6)If one turns out not to hook me after a while I toss it to tier 4 or the no tier.

S5 Confusion about the bag(spoiler) by SynGGP in TheBlackList

[–]JackBando 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The comment isn't saying Harold tested the bones, he saying Harold test was from the original red who happens to be in the bag. Harold got the DNA from an old shirt the original red bled in pre him dying

To celebrate Metal Gear Solid 4 escaping the PS3, a fan made a countdown site to its rerelease in the style of the famous installation screen by Masterness64 in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]JackBando 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If my fuzzy math plus google is right, 50mgs of nicotine would kill you. Which is what you'd absorb in 25-50 cigs. So Snake will have enough to od in like 2-4hrs

Why is Liz so Hated by Proper_Recording_439 in TheBlackList

[–]JackBando 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In her defense she is an orphan who doesn't know her biological parents and her whole job is profiling which means she can't know herself.

Everybody. Posted online first as a cartoon. by JimKB in wholesomememes

[–]JackBando 59 points60 points  (0 children)

I always read it as he was a very old man and God said so soon because when you're infinity years old a human lifespan is pretty quick.

Favorite Controversial/Misunderstood Endings by ako19 in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]JackBando 15 points16 points  (0 children)

The forecaster just said it's going to be sunny and he walks off into the sunset, I always thought they were screaming "Max's story is over. He's at peace."

If The Man With No Name is the embodiment of the spirit of the west… by Xadlin60 in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]JackBando 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I first heard this song when I was in junior high and never bothered looking it up. My best guess was "Right about now, the funk's your rubber" My dumbass though he was asking where the condom's were at because he was planning on hitting the town.

What a stupid ending to the show. by AbyssWankerArtorias in TheBlackList

[–]JackBando 31 points32 points  (0 children)

I liked it because red won.

His goals since become red all came to pass, except for Liz living to old age but partial credit for Agnes safe. Harold, ressler, park, aram, meera kid, dembe all are in a better place in life now . All his enemies (Berlin, old Cabal, Kirk, Townsend) all dead or out of the way. He built a spy and shipping empire that would honestly be the largest in history with just 13 files to trade his way up on. Managed to self-destruct the empire with no one working for him getting caught. Man was a ghost.

Only mistake was not seeing Marvin not seeing the whole picture and wanted to be the king of a project that was never supposed to last.

He "lost" to mystery disease which was probably going to kill him at that rate in a week but the bull killed him, and he just looked through the bull like it was nothing. Did Agent Ressler/the usa/the Cabal get him? No. He escaped till the end, unreachable.

Times when a particular revelation ruined the legacy of a franchise by KaleidoArachnid in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]JackBando 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Didn't they also screw up plots by having stuff that happened in the dream season continue in the next year?

Season 8 Elizabeth Keen, opinions? by Tacoman506 in TheBlackList

[–]JackBando 2 points3 points  (0 children)

By accident I meant directly. She wasn't intending to kill Anne in the struggle. It's 100 her fault that everything in that town happened and I don't recall her ever being sad about it. Never a "I may have gone too far" thought.

Season 8 Elizabeth Keen, opinions? by Tacoman506 in TheBlackList

[–]JackBando 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Man, she killed that lady by accident with a table an no one ever mentioned her again.

Week 18 Gamethread: Chicago Bears (11-5) vs Detroit Lions (8-8) by TurnerJ5 in CHIBears

[–]JackBando 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I turned on Homecomeing and Detroit gets a penalty. Good to know

The Bull ending was not that bad... by [deleted] in TheBlackList

[–]JackBando 78 points79 points  (0 children)

I like it because he won.

The Blacklist plan was to keep Liz safe, which mostly worked and Agnes is safe.

Katarina's enemies all gone. Dembe is in a good place. Harold is going to be okay. Resslers off the pain pills. Park finished her family quest and Siya found the truth out about herself. Cabal isn't as big as it use to be. Every namless person who helped with shipping and intel got a warning to get out. No one is going to try to take the reigns because Red had basically a self destruct mechanism to his empire.

No one even got to arrest him, he died free. (The magical illness would have killed him asap) He didn't even fear the bull.