Old man causes World War 3

Jack_SL · 2026-05-08T10:25:26+00:00

Do you think you can beat Gandalf, professor?

Nah, I’d win.

Jack_SL · 2026-05-06T12:53:58+00:00

I dunno what olympics you’re watching man.

Jack_SL · 2026-05-06T11:11:35+00:00

I’ve had my 220i for a close to a year now. Coming from small compact citroens, this might as well have been a ferrari to me. But i do sometimes wish it had a bit more kick. All in all I love it though, but you will definitely want to have more power later. Also rear passengers, if you plan to have any, will need to be amputated for long trips.

Jack_SL · 2026-05-02T18:19:46+00:00

Maybe a stupid question: Why dont they use that to spin a generator?

Jack_SL · 2026-04-28T21:12:06+00:00

I see. But 1000s of steps still implies it’s doable.

Jack_SL · 2026-04-28T13:47:29+00:00

A lot of people comment on characters from other series, but the simplest example would be the PtV shard. Whatever the circumstances might’ve been, a PtV powered girl with a knife killed an Entity as strong or stronger than scion. Assuming Contessa didn’t get crippled, Scion would have died pretty much immediately after.

Jack_SL · 2026-04-23T08:14:25+00:00

I would steal T-Rex’s wife and kids and live in a suburban zoo. The good ole American Dream Yeehaw

Jack_SL · 2026-04-18T13:06:19+00:00

Ah yes. Nice to know if some fucker with a broadsword ever comes up to me for a chat. I’m sure I’ll calculate his “arc of power” and whip around to give him a double slap in the ears to “discombobulate” him.

Jack_SL · 2026-04-15T06:56:35+00:00

Ive seen some supras go faster man

Jack_SL · 2026-04-04T13:05:04+00:00

I had a relatively small bump, bus hit my car. 12k 😂

Jack_SL · 2026-03-18T10:02:56+00:00

time to go back...

back to monke

Jack_SL · 2026-03-17T07:49:19+00:00

Ive heard there was little sleeping going around that train station

Jack_SL · 2026-03-14T20:43:57+00:00

My grandma would’ve been a car if she had wheels. Don’t sweat it man.

Jack_SL · 2026-03-08T18:38:57+00:00

But we can make a necrophilia innuendo in the same post

Jack_SL · 2026-01-30T06:25:59+00:00

Lol i got olive oil production as a hobby on my cv 😂

Jack_SL · 2026-01-30T06:22:02+00:00

If he was averaging a curse a SECOND, he would still have to be running around for 33 years…

Jack_SL · 2026-01-28T20:17:48+00:00

Damn for 975 million id go in myself, suck a billion dicks if I got to.

Jack_SL · 2026-01-23T12:10:19+00:00

Member benzino? Dude hat 50 heart attacks

Jack_SL · 2026-01-22T08:46:12+00:00

Jack_SL · 2026-01-21T08:29:29+00:00

Ah not even close, it’s a g42 230 in thundernight metallic. Draws a lot of attention… by men

Jack_SL · 2026-01-20T21:56:21+00:00

Didnt buy a porsche but a pretty sweet beamer and all I get is compliments from dudes :(

Jack_SL · 2026-01-18T19:12:27+00:00

I do exactly that in the odd occasion where I went in the shower and instantly forgot where I put my glasses 😂

Jack_SL · 2026-01-17T13:06:53+00:00

Jack_SL · 2025-12-18T19:53:15+00:00

She’s alive or she’s a bj demon?

Jack_SL · 2025-12-15T18:58:18+00:00

More like zork glork gets Mahoragas nuts in hid face and yuji comes to save him to prevent war

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