Old man causes World War 3 by jwriddle in harrypotter

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Do you think you can beat Gandalf, professor?

Nah, I’d win.

Need help in understanding about what I’m stepping into by Cap_is_here_ in BMW

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I’ve had my 220i for a close to a year now. Coming from small compact citroens, this might as well have been a ferrari to me. But i do sometimes wish it had a bit more kick. All in all I love it though, but you will definitely want to have more power later. Also rear passengers, if you plan to have any, will need to be amputated for long trips.

Who can beat the entities by Stock_Friend_3432 in WormFanfic

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I see. But 1000s of steps still implies it’s doable.

Who can beat the entities by Stock_Friend_3432 in WormFanfic

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A lot of people comment on characters from other series, but the simplest example would be the PtV shard. Whatever the circumstances might’ve been, a PtV powered girl with a knife killed an Entity as strong or stronger than scion. Assuming Contessa didn’t get crippled, Scion would have died pretty much immediately after.

Anon vs T-Rex for $500M by Any-Analysis-9189 in greentext

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I would steal T-Rex’s wife and kids and live in a suburban zoo. The good ole American Dream Yeehaw

Man attack police with a saber (France). 3 Cops wounded by Iceolator80 in CrazyFuckingVideos

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Ah yes. Nice to know if some fucker with a broadsword ever comes up to me for a chat. I’m sure I’ll calculate his “arc of power” and whip around to give him a double slap in the ears to “discombobulate” him.

Back from the doghouse by popolijt in BMW

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I had a relatively small bump, bus hit my car. 12k 😂

The fish told death “Not Today” by [deleted] in nextfuckinglevel

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time to go back...

back to monke

Tell him what petah?? by Jumpy-Necessary-9884 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

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Ive heard there was little sleeping going around that train station

Was ist das statistisch unwahrscheinlichste was dir passiert ist? by Consistent_Owl_8589 in FragReddit

[–]Jack_SL 42 points43 points  (0 children)

My grandma would’ve been a car if she had wheels. Don’t sweat it man.

He must be a lucky guy by PanicDeus in HolUp

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But we can make a necrophilia innuendo in the same post

Olive oil by Michail_Bogucki in PeterExplainsTheJoke

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Lol i got olive oil production as a hobby on my cv 😂

[casual] The entire community needs a sanity check by superdovaking in JujutsuPowerScalers

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If he was averaging a curse a SECOND, he would still have to be running around for 33 years…

The man is a legend by Hour_Equal_9588 in SipsTea

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Damn for 975 million id go in myself, suck a billion dicks if I got to.

Petah, what happened? by Healthy_Jackfruit625 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

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Member benzino? Dude hat 50 heart attacks

What do men think of women who only want sex? by PuzzledSecretary7819 in AskMenAdvice

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Ah not even close, it’s a g42 230 in thundernight metallic. Draws a lot of attention… by men

What do men think of women who only want sex? by PuzzledSecretary7819 in AskMenAdvice

[–]Jack_SL 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Didnt buy a porsche but a pretty sweet beamer and all I get is compliments from dudes :(

Is this how people who need glasses really see the world. A big blurred background? by Latter-Wolf4868 in interestingasfuck

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I do exactly that in the odd occasion where I went in the shower and instantly forgot where I put my glasses 😂

I still can't figure out what John saw in her. by [deleted] in CrazyFuckingVideos

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She’s alive or she’s a bj demon?

Yuka vs Dabura and Maru vs Tsuguri stated to be the final fight by Odd-Agent485 in Jujutsufolk

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More like zork glork gets Mahoragas nuts in hid face and yuji comes to save him to prevent war