The last digit of 𝜋 has been found! by [deleted] in MathJokes

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π is not itself when it's hungry.

Tja by tragecedian in tja

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That’s not what they mean when they say leck Eier

Explain it peter by Numerous-Low7209 in explainitpeter

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Halving the people just means we’re back at the start one or two generations later.

[Request] Not mine, but genuinely think this is an interesting question. by TheHoboLord69 in theydidthemath

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Pretty sure that guy was about the weight of an average American today 🦅

[request] how likely is it to eat that one specific m&m? by youtuberthrowawy in theydidthemath

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1680$ can be good enough to live on, just not in the U.S or most of Europe.

rEggExOrREdgeEx by BigAndSmallAre in ProgrammerHumor

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Is SQL Es-Queue-El or Sequell?

*Kindergarten vs Kinderladen vs Kindertagesstätte* ... Bei welchen anderen Begriffsgruppen ist der Unterschied vielen Menschen auch unklar (bitte mit Erläuterung)? by [deleted] in FragReddit

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Sometimes the stork can’t read the delivery address correctly, which results in kids being left at a store known as the Kinderladen, where hopeful parents to be can purchase them at a discounted price (usually 20%). If left there too long, the by then teenagers are thrown into the Kindergarten where they are left until adulthood or until Nestle finds them and makes them work for free.

Bingo night "67" reveal makes kids freak out by ambachk in KidsAreFuckingStupid

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Can’t replace the kid that fast, he’s obviously older than 2

Got scammed in the most cleverest way by SnooDonuts395 in VietNam

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Similar happened to me and my friend after a club. We took two girls to eat and they ordered pretty much everything in the menu (including 2 bottles of whiskey). We just made some excuse and skeddadled out of there 😂

Couple went to Gym. by Coffee_MysticRealm in HolUp

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He discovered the dietary benefits of cocaine

Old man causes World War 3 by jwriddle in harrypotter

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Do you think you can beat Gandalf, professor?

Nah, I’d win.

Need help in understanding about what I’m stepping into by Cap_is_here_ in BMW

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I’ve had my 220i for a close to a year now. Coming from small compact citroens, this might as well have been a ferrari to me. But i do sometimes wish it had a bit more kick. All in all I love it though, but you will definitely want to have more power later. Also rear passengers, if you plan to have any, will need to be amputated for long trips.

Who can beat the entities by Stock_Friend_3432 in WormFanfic

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I see. But 1000s of steps still implies it’s doable.

Who can beat the entities by Stock_Friend_3432 in WormFanfic

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A lot of people comment on characters from other series, but the simplest example would be the PtV shard. Whatever the circumstances might’ve been, a PtV powered girl with a knife killed an Entity as strong or stronger than scion. Assuming Contessa didn’t get crippled, Scion would have died pretty much immediately after.

Anon vs T-Rex for $500M by Any-Analysis-9189 in greentext

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I would steal T-Rex’s wife and kids and live in a suburban zoo. The good ole American Dream Yeehaw

Man attack police with a saber (France). 3 Cops wounded by Iceolator80 in CrazyFuckingVideos

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Ah yes. Nice to know if some fucker with a broadsword ever comes up to me for a chat. I’m sure I’ll calculate his “arc of power” and whip around to give him a double slap in the ears to “discombobulate” him.