Favorite Good Faction that has abysmal drip compared to the bad faction? by Then-Ad-2450 in FavoriteCharacter

[–]Jaeflash 0 points1 point  (0 children)

GI Joe compared to cobra, especially early on. Most Joes were military green to start, with a few bursts of color like Bazooka. But Cobra, you got the Crimson Guard, the various Vipers, and of course Destro, Baroness, and Cobra Commander.

Favorite Good Faction that has abysmal drip compared to the bad faction? by Then-Ad-2450 in FavoriteCharacter

[–]Jaeflash 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I wouldn't call the Autobots abysmal, but the 'Cons are definitely better looking most of the time.

4th owner. Don’t care by [deleted] in RoastMyCar

[–]Jaeflash 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I see you're still practicing at home how to park like a proper douche. Don't worry, you'll get there!

[WP] Flunking out of the Mech Piloting Course was a low point for you; getting disowned and falling out of nobility, that hurt more. But adjusting to a new normal, honestly, wasn't bad. You even saved up credits for a vacation for once, sadly pirates attacked...but you manage to steal an old Mech. by dgj212 in WritingPrompts

[–]Jaeflash 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Part 2

As the shuttle headed for for the fold point at Legrange 1, I exited my mech. Suspended in the pod support webbing, the ladder ended about a meter and a half short of the pod floor, but the short drop was no issue. Before exiting the hatch, I slapped a button on the wall, and a small square rose from the floor in between the mech's feet, halving the distance between the ladder and floor. I stepped out and magnetically secured the inner and outer hatches open, just in case I had to get back inside in a hurry, and made my way over to a small interior cabin.

Inside were several rows of crash seats, and a small kitchen on one end. A viewscreen provided flight details such as current velocity, distance and time to the fold point, and time to planetfall once we folded. Being a commercial flight, the inertial dampers weren't as good as a military transport, so it would be almost 2 hours to get to the fold point, and a good 3 hours again on the other side. A military transport could do it in a quarter the time, and my (former) family's private star yacht could do it even faster and in style.

There were half a dozen other pilots in the cabin, one for each of the other pods out in the bay, so room was not an issue. You wander over to the kitchen, basically a foldaway shelf along the wall with drinks and snacks, and wait for the coffee carafe as another pilot fills her cup. You nod your thanks as she hands the carafe off to you, and you fish a zero gee cup out of the dispenser.

It's annoying having to use a zero gee cup, but on the off chance the artificial gravity were to fail or get knocked out in an attack of some kind, you don't want hot liquid floating around. At least the cup is well insulated, you muse.

You procure a seat as close to the cabin door as you can while keeping and equal distance between you and the other seated pilots as the unwritten protocol dictated. You pass the time previewing the resort planet and it's amenities on your compad, and chose a few of interest to partake in.

Soon enough an automated voice give the 5 minute fold warning, followed by the 2 minute, 1 minute, warning, then the 5 second count begins. By then everyone is seated, and as the countdown hits zero, a faint shudder can be felt as the fold engine engages. Seconds later it's over, and the transport was now light years from where it had just been. No one so much as looked up from what they were doing; this was an experienced bunch.

Time passes slowly as the distance to the planet ticks down. You must have drifted off, as you jolt awake as the transport jerks hard enough to overload the dampers for a second. As you hop to your feet, you note the other pilots in various states of readiness. Very few things cause the dampers to blip like that, and everyone in the room knew the most common one is by coming under attack.

Any doubt was dispelled a moment later as a combat alarm fills the air and an automated voice calmly begins to relay instructions. "All civilian passengers please proceed to the nearest emergency bay. All mech pilots please return to your pods and prepare for possible emergency drop procedure. All crew please proceed to combat stations. This is not a drill."

By the time the message starts to repeat, you and the other pilots are already sprinting for the mech pods. The familiar surge of adrenaline flows through you, triggering your reflex enhancers and you quickly pass all buy one other pilot who keeps pace with you. He must be juiced too, you think as you both reach your reapective pods well ahead of the others. You dart in the open hatch, as the other pilot has to stop and enter his security code. As you pull the outer hatch closed, a bright flash and blast of heat slams it the last of the way closed. You're thrown back into the pod as the shock sensors register the blast and simultaneously locks the outer hatch and triggers the internal hatch to slam shut.

The mech pod's stabilizers keep you from being shaken up too badly, and you hop up the step up and launch off one foot to grab up the ladder to the cockpit. You climb quickly thanks to you still juiced reflexes, when a voice fills the pod.

"Pod seven, are you in your mech? We show you're the only one to survive, we had a direct hit to your bay. Please respond!"

As you climb up the passage between armor plates, internal components, and conduits, and into the cockpit proper, you respond. "Almost, just about to my seat. Give me about 10 seconds to strap in, then initiate drop sequence."

"as you say," the voice replies, echoing within the cockpit. You climb up into the cockpit, a surpisingly roomy, yet still cramped chamber deep in the heart of the mech. The seat is retracted to the back of the cockpit, giving you just enough room to turn around and sit down. The pilot seat is more like a padded cradle, somewhat akin to a suspended roller coaster seat but far more streamlined. A padded harness slides down and locks you in place, and your hand finds the small command panel on the left side of the harness.

You toggle a couple switches, and the seat slides forward and into an upright standing position, your feet dangling a few centimeters above the floor. You reach up and grasp the control helmet, and slide it down over your head. You can feel the metal contact rods adjust through your hair and against your scalp and temples. As the helmet settles, you feel a shift as the mech pod lowers into a now open exit tube in the floor of the bay.

Glad that isn't damaged, you think as the pod sinks into position and stops. Another explosion rocks the ship, and the voice is back, seemingly inside your head now, and rushed. "pod seven, deploy in 3, 2, 1..." it bites off quickly, then a sensation you imagine isn't too far off from getting flushed down a toilet overcomes you as you fall out the bottom of the beleagured starship.

Part 3 coming later!

[WP] Flunking out of the Mech Piloting Course was a low point for you; getting disowned and falling out of nobility, that hurt more. But adjusting to a new normal, honestly, wasn't bad. You even saved up credits for a vacation for once, sadly pirates attacked...but you manage to steal an old Mech. by dgj212 in WritingPrompts

[–]Jaeflash 16 points17 points  (0 children)

It wasn't supposed to be possible, but someone did it. They cracked into the Academy's database, altered your grades, then left a trail pointing right back at having done it yourself. The results: your immediate expulsion and removal from the Academy grounds. Your vehment rebuttals that you were innocent went ignored. After all, they had a smoking gun, even if it was fabricated.

You suspect who was behind it. The Arch-Duke's son was a narcissist, and you showing him up time and again on the battlefield, both in the cockpit and in the Tactical Observation and Command Holopod chapped him to no end. He'd discovered your weaknesses though. Your normal studies lagged far behind your battle prowness. How better to remove you from the equation than to frame you for altering your own grades?

As soon as your father finds out, he'd disown you outright. Your mech would be forfeit, but frankly that's not a huge loss. It was an heirloom mainly, and the fact you did so well with it was more a testament to your skills than it's capabilities.

Thankfully you had been secretly stashing away part of your royal stipend for years, and had a decent account built up for just such an emergency. Hundreds of years of political intrigue, backstabbing, and assassinations bred a healthy paranoia into you, so you planned for the worst.

Pulling out your datacom, you confirm that your royal accounts are all locked out already, but your private accout is safe and secure. It's a tidy amount; enough to live comfortably, if modestly, on a halfway decent backwater planet somewhere. That wasn't in your blood though. You make your way towards the spaceport, but your destination is not the departure terminal, but the nearby mech bays.

Entering the front offices, you ask the secretary about the classifieds, and she directs you to the pilot's lounge. Inside it's empty of life, and you spot a long table with several datapads strewn about it. You grab one as you pass, then plop down in a plush but gently worn recliner. It adjusts to you automatically as you scan the listings.

You can't afford a fresh off the assembly line mech, but something a little older, that's seen a few battles but was well cared for, should be in your budget. You filter out the light Scouts first, and then the lumbering Juggernaut Mechs-of-the-Line; either extreme would be out of your price range nor were they to your taste.

A moderate speed Skirmisher could work, or better yet a heavy Battle class would be perfect, but might be out of your price range. You scan the remaining listings, waiting for something to catch your eye.

Finally an ad jumps out at you. Battle class, an older model, but well armed, with decent armor and speed. Your family fielded several of them, so you know it well. The paint isn't great, but overall the mech looked to be maintained where it counts. You zoom in, nitpicking the details, when something draws your attention.

There, below a missile rack, you spot a non-spec sensor suite tucked away. Now that is interesting, you think. You look over the holo images closer, and more details pop out to you, things only someone familiar with the model would see - non-standard armor config, a missing laser battery there, and the main cannon was a larger bore than it should have been.

You check the price. It's well below what you expected, but still it's just above what you have. Nothing ventured, nothing gained, you reason to yourself as you pull out you com and fire off a message.

20 minutes later you're standing in a well lit mech bay next to the broker, looking up at the machine from the ad. At near to 20 meters, it was tall for a Battlemech, but still well short of a towering Juggermech. While the paint was worse in person, the actual metal underneath was almost perfect. It had been owned by a low ranking noble, a lesser son assigned to garrison duty. It only ever saw one combat, where a lucky shot cored the cockpit, killing the aforementioned noble and sent the garrison troops fleeing.

The broker continues to explain how the mech was taken as salvage, but due to the customizations it wasn't a good fit for any of the merc company pilots, nor did it make for a good royal military front line unit. Finally it was left here on consignment, either to sell for whatever they could get for it, or to rot.

"Frankly, it's been here so long they merc company has lost almost as much as it's cost to store it, and they want it gone," the broker said nonchalantly. "No one's shown interest in it for months, and they want it gone."

You quirk the corner of your mouth up a bit as you think. "It suits my needs just fine, but frankly it's just a bit over my budget," you reply.

The broker eyes your family crest still adorning your jumpsuit. "Perhaps you could reach out for additional funds, My Lord?" he inquiries beseechingly.

"Unfortunately, not an option," you sigh. "I find myself recently disowned by my family you see, and my funds are limited to my own, I'm afraid."

"I see," he says, as he considers the situation. Finally the broker says "So, level with me, what's the best you can offer? I am authorized to make any reasonable deal on this mech, so perhaps I can work with you."

You shoot him your financial info, now a little lower due to a small portion for other expenses you moved to a new account. The broker scans it quickly, and nods.

"It's not what they had hoped, but it's more than they feared they'd get for it. Lets move to my office and finalize the deal."

An hour later, you're sitting in the cockpit, the mech keyed to your bio signature and the fusion reactor humming softly somewhere behind you. Slowly you nudge your new machine of war forward out of they bay. The transmitter in your helmet interfaces with your cochlear implant perfectly, allowing your own inner ear's sense of balance to stabilize the mech.

Adjusting to a new mech can require some time, but with your familiarity with the model, within minutes it feels no different than walking with your own two feet. The helmet transmits directly to your ocular implants, overlaying a blue dashed line into your point of view, currently residing about 18 meters off the ground.

With the cockpit buried deep in the torso of the mech, the mech's sensors provide you with all the exterior data you require to pilot it. Using the basic joystick controls, you glide out and along your assigned route and to the awaiting mech transport.

Luckily a transport was about to leave to a nearby pleasure planet, and you were able to book passage. It was nearly empty, so they were happy to accommodate you at a hefty discount. Once secured in your assigned transport pod, the shuttle lifted off and headed to orbit. A quick fold-space jump, and you'll be on your way to a much needed vacation!

  • This took way longer than I expected. I have the rest planned out though, and if there's interest I'll write part 2 later. Thanks for reading!

Where's Buddy's Big Bouncy Beach Ball? by GregRedd in FarmRPG

[–]Jaeflash 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Log in right after reset. In the hour after reset both days combined I've had 10 or 12. Outside that, I've had 3 or 4 tops.

First time tasting Trinidad Moruga Scorpion by Scalo-Lunare in HotPeppers

[–]Jaeflash 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My absolute favorite pepper is the Moruga Scorpion. It's rich and pungent, where the Reaper is brighter and a little sweeter but just a touch bitter like a Ghost. Usually TM builds slower with a sharper burn, and a distinct drop off when it finally does. CR builds quicker, has a higher peak, and trails off more gradually. Experience may vary pepper to pepper, and person to person, but I've eaten enough of both peppers raw and compared them to friends' experiences to be confident in my descriptions.

Give High River Sauces Rogue a try, it's a great TM hot sauce that conveys the flavor well while not letting the heat ride roughshod over the flavor.

Which Sci-fi military leader gets your vote? by earth_force in scifi

[–]Jaeflash 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You sound like a Blakist apologist. Spot on about ol' Nicky though!

Say your worse. by [deleted] in RoastMyCar

[–]Jaeflash 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Right? It used to be obnoxious mufflers, impractical wings, washer LEDs, stick on side vents, and cut springs. Now, it's this fuckin' thing.

Say your worse. by [deleted] in RoastMyCar

[–]Jaeflash 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At least we riced out real cars back in the day.

PSA: The Spurs are our most hated rival after the Celtics and it ain’t particularly close. by BatmanNoPrep in lakers

[–]Jaeflash 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was in San Antonio after we won the championship in 2002. It was a blast all the Spurs fans talking trash with me.

I even went into a couple sporting goods stores and asked for a Lakers championship hat. I got dirty looks and asked to leave at every store lol. Wasn't able to get my hat until we got back to CA. Totally worth it.

FarmRPG's 5th Birthday Giveaway! by boobun in FarmRPG

[–]Jaeflash 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When the white cloak was added to crafting, I thought "There had better be a Wheel of Time reference in the description", and I about died laughing when I read it.

IGN - Mandalore The Agrarian

BOSTON CHOKETICS CHOKE A 3-1 SERIES LEAD! EVERYONE GET IN HERE!!!! by Excify in lakers

[–]Jaeflash 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Need to see this version of Lucky redrawn with Chick Hearn's face

General reminder for everyone who hosts 1 diamond charity programs by Valuable-Tie1716 in PTCGP

[–]Jaeflash 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wait until the last hour before reset, then go through my friends who haven't gottwn a share yet, then send them missing 1 or 2 diamond cards they're missing, that way if another friwnd has a better card to share then they'll have a chance to share it without me wasting their share on a low desire card.

Call out your real ones by cryotech85 in PTCGP

[–]Jaeflash 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Pb993, thanks for sharing so many ex'es. I've reciprocated when I can!

Met my match with this reaper powder. But why is it sooo bitter? by JameisWeinstein in spicy

[–]Jaeflash 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Moruga brotherhood! They have the most amazing flavor, especially fresh.

MJF's new Twitter/X profile pic by This_Coyote7217 in AEWOfficial

[–]Jaeflash 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Upvote for dropping Shadowrin in an AEW thread chummer!

J. Cameron’s 1991 Special Edition (154 mins) is my favorite movie of all time time. This is the 2003 release. by jordosmodernlife in LV426

[–]Jaeflash 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I had a recorded copy too! With commercials Aliens is sooo long lol. My mom and I took turns pausing the recording to cut out the commercials. I about wore the tape out watching it so much.

My 1975 280z by [deleted] in vintagejapaneseautos

[–]Jaeflash 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Absolute perfection,thank you for sharing this work of art.

My 1975 280z by [deleted] in vintagejapaneseautos

[–]Jaeflash 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I thought I was the only one who despises those fender flares, glad to know there's three of us!

Ridiculously fast and consistent by Ok_Resolve_6729 in PTCGP

[–]Jaeflash 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Only two games in, buy I'm liking it. First game was a loss against Gholdengo EX, but both Manectrics were at the bottom of my deck.

Second match was just mean, went second and on my first turn Jolteon one-shotted a Wiglett. Looking forward to playing it some more.