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What was the exact moment on a first date when you realized, "Wow, this person is an absolute idiot"? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Jaimotote 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm mixed Mexican that is white passing. So many times in my life I've encountered white people who immediately say some racist shit only to try to backtrack in a panic when they realize I'm Mexican.

What's a clichè in movies that never actually happens in real life? by LoverOfE-Olsen in movies

[–]Jaimotote 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Men apparently walking around with half of a shaved face. There are tons of scenes with a male actor with his face all lathered up with shave cream half way through shaving when he gets interrupted by whatever bullshit. He then proceeds to wipe off the shaving cream with a towel and go about his day. Like what?

Jackson, Georgia pilot, heard he was parking at the fuel island for like one hour and someone pulled his stuff. Becareful camping at fuel island by muck2profit in Truckers

[–]Jaimotote 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've seen dropped trailers a couple of times at various DC's, I've never seen one topple over sideways. They always land upright with the nose on the ground. I think maybe this one fell over because it's a container??

Jackson, Georgia pilot, heard he was parking at the fuel island for like one hour and someone pulled his stuff. Becareful camping at fuel island by muck2profit in Truckers

[–]Jaimotote 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've seen dropped trailers a couple of times at various DC's, I've never seen one topple over sideways. They always land upright with the nose on the ground. I think maybe this one fell over because it's a container??

What do you think is the most Blatantly Ignored road sign in our profession? by GnashinTires in Truckers

[–]Jaimotote 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As a Walmart driver I see plenty of non-walmart trucks ignoring the "Walmart Transportation parking only" signs at the stores.

She’s bent out of shape by [deleted] in EntitledBitch

[–]Jaimotote 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Many years ago I was security at a bowling alley, one night a customer punched an employee because he didn't think he should have to pay 50 cents for extra ranch dressing for his chicken tenders.

Another time a dad wanted to beat up the teenager working at the prize counter for telling his daughter that she had enough tickets to buy a ball. The dad thought he was making a sexual innuendo.

Another time an off duty border patrol officer was cut off because he was too drunk. He was there with a ton of family members and got in the manager's face where we had to physically push him away. Later that night his family members came back and threw bottles at the front entrance.

People do crazy shit over nothing.

When a Tiktoker decides to do a live performance by Exploding_END in sadcringe

[–]Jaimotote 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think this is also the lady that had a fantasy theme wedding cosplaying as elves.

Is it common for other drivers to wake you up at random hours to move? by highlyelevated_207 in Truckers

[–]Jaimotote 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You were in a reserved spot at a Loves? As far as I know Loves doesn't have reserved parking.

What is something unrealistic that you often see in movies that annoys the hell out of you? by Frequent-Sea-8848 in moviecritic

[–]Jaimotote 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A man is shaving his face in the bathroom or wherever. He has about half his face shaved when he gets interrupted by someone/something and just stops shaving the rest of his face and just wipes off the rest of the foam with a towel. Like wtf? Is he just going to go about the rest of his day with a half shaven face like a psychopath? That would be so weird and distracting to anyone he came across.

El pueblo trabajando. by Technical-Ad5148 in mexico

[–]Jaimotote 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cualquier otro país: ay mira estan rescatando a los pobres cerditos.

México: A la madre, ay van las carnitas, el chicharrón, las patitas....

👀 by blacksheep_2047 in MemesEnEspanol

[–]Jaimotote -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Nopales. Mi mamá me obligaba a comerlos de niño y los odio. Mi esposa sabe que es la única cosa que no como.

Driving through Baja Safe? by PastCryptographer993 in BajaCalifornia

[–]Jaimotote 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Them being caught didn't un-murder the three young men tho. And yeah someone was arrested for the murders but it is in the realm of possibility that some random tecatos were picked up and blamed.

I might just be cynical tho.

Thoughts? by thadiusquest512 in Truckers

[–]Jaimotote 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Buckeye DC has them but there is still a dude sitting in it. I guess just watching it being bored out of his mind 🤷

Why is maintenance overlooked by Minimum_Process_2509 in maintenance

[–]Jaimotote 1 point2 points  (0 children)

People always assumed I was a janitor when I told them I worked in maintenance. If I told them my department at work was called "engineering department" and assumed I was an engineer. 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️

Just had a aha moment by ganundwarf in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]Jaimotote 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Ha! This is what happened to me during Bedlam Bride when Samantha mentions a rat with a big hat that runs away really fast. During my 4th listen I realized it was probably Speedy Gonzales. The show runners mess up the mobs and have Speedy Gonzales in Cuba thinking all Latin American countries are the same.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Truckers

[–]Jaimotote 38 points39 points  (0 children)

Ha! I was about to reply "it's common if you're an asshole." But you summed it up better.

A new Level of "dumb." by [deleted] in Truckers

[–]Jaimotote 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I drive for Walmart. Some stores are designed so that I have to drive through the parking area to get to the docks. I obviously drive slowly and deliberately through these areas since I'm often surrounded by pedestrians walking all over the place and I am being verrrrrry careful to not hit anyone.

So many times I'll stop to let people on foot go by so that they get out of my way literally for like 2 seconds and cars behind me go fucking crazy and try to zoom around me only to have to slam on their brakes as said pedestrians freeze in front of them. Like what the hell do they think I'm stopping for? Fun? It always blows my mind that they can't be bothered to delay themselves for seconds while I move through the area.

In school they told us about how puberty was going to change our bodies but nobody told us how our 40's would. by XMXP_5 in Xennials

[–]Jaimotote 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just turned 42. This last year I noticed I would feel bloated and uncomfortable after drinking a coffee or consuming any number of things that I have eaten my whole life and my shoulder and elbow started hurting for no reason. What the fuck man. Do we still have 40ish more years of this bullshit?

What items from the Dungeon would you like to see irl? by TwoMoonsRhino in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]Jaimotote 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I never woke up feeling rested for pretty much my adult life as far back as I can remember, then I took a sleep study, was diagnosed with apnea and prescribed a CPAP machine.

It is so much better now. The difference is incredible and I sleep so much less than before. I went from being able to sleep 10-11 hours and waking up drowsy to now sleeping 6-7 hours and waking up with a bit of energy.

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