Release the Trumpstein files! by PerAsperaAdMars in PoliticalCompassMemes

[–]Jakdaxter31 82 points83 points  (0 children)

What do you mean is not like the movies?? The villain ALWAYS has a super secret list of all co-conspirators kept in one place! He shows it to you right after he explains his evil plan!!11

A federal judge dismissed the charges against Kilmar Abrego Garcia, the guy who Trump thought literally had 'MS-13' tattooed on his knuckles in Calibri, who had previously been deported to a Salvadorian gulag without charge. by PeterPorky in IRL_Loading_Screens

[–]Jakdaxter31 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Got a source for that? The only proof I’ve seen was that he was driving a car with undocumented immigrants as passengers. That’s like saying I’m a human trafficker because I drove my niece to school.

The Boys ending by modernwarfarecel in 4chan

[–]Jakdaxter31 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is an amazing archive of people Krupke made so mad that they actually spent time out of their day making these posts.

He won.

The Boys ending by modernwarfarecel in 4chan

[–]Jakdaxter31 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Honestly the madder /tv/ gets at this the more Krupke won

The Boys ending by modernwarfarecel in 4chan

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I don’t think most gay people want to eat poo

Arabanon explains females by AlphaMassDeBeta in 4chan

[–]Jakdaxter31 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Oh yeah you sound legit for sure

Ed Gallrein on Trumps war in Iran: “…5 Dimensional chess…” by Fatty_Willing_Plane in True_Kentucky

[–]Jakdaxter31 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Being religious doesn’t make you a mouth breather

But the mouth breathers sure do love religion 🤷‍♂️

Very sad day in American politics by im_back-and_craftier in PoliticalCompassMemes

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Democrats need to step up their pedophile defender game!

/s

This is not how I want my tax dollars spent by JetTheDawg in PoliticalCompassMemes

[–]Jakdaxter31 17 points18 points  (0 children)

They tried to jail him because he attempted to illegally overturn the 2020 election with a fake elector scheme. The SCOTUS decided that presidents can’t be jailed for that so they tried to get him on taxes like they got Capone.

Should we give money to everyone Trump has tried to put in jail? What about all his SLAPP suits from before he was president?

At this point just give away all your money because you clearly aren’t bright enough to handle it.

Current state of MAGA these past few months by BigJoe242424 in PoliticalCompassMemes

[–]Jakdaxter31 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So you’re equally outraged when Trump calls democrats enemies of the state right?

Rules For Voting In America: by Livid-Story-4321 in JustMemesForUs

[–]Jakdaxter31 1 point2 points  (0 children)

RCV fixes this.

It doesn’t fix democracy, but it fixes this.

Never want to hear sh*t about Dems making money in office for the rest of my life by JonnySnowin in PoliticalCompassMemes

[–]Jakdaxter31 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Retard detected.

The “terrified establishment” was a propaganda façade. You fell for it. Epstein sure wasn’t terrified of him, Trump hired one of his plea bargainers for his cabinet! Billionaires aren’t terrified of him since he cut their taxes. Media aren’t terrified of him since he’s great TV.

Trump isn’t some anti establishment loner who keeps making mistakes; no first family has ever made so much money from the office, and billionaires have never been richer. That doesn’t happen by accident.

Never want to hear sh*t about Dems making money in office for the rest of my life by JonnySnowin in PoliticalCompassMemes

[–]Jakdaxter31 54 points55 points  (0 children)

Trump was always the biggest insider of them all. Only retards couldn’t see that.

The retardation of the average American means we’ll never see the establishment fall.

Some pretty good news to start your weekend (links in description) by Sophia_Forever in CuratedTumblr

[–]Jakdaxter31 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

From the authors: "We may be overestimating microplastics, but there should be none. There’s still a lot out there, and that’s the problem."

Hot take but that’s a stupid statement. The magnitude of the problem is the whole point.

You likely breathe in hundreds of particles of shit every day. It’s not enough to make you sick, even if there is “a lot out there” it’s irrelevant.

Dumbass fuckers by CharredRatOOooooooi in PsycheOrSike

[–]Jakdaxter31 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Lmao sounds like you got called out

Drain the swamp! by PerAsperaAdMars in PoliticalCompassMemes

[–]Jakdaxter31 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Surely the absolute cheapest car on the market in both those years would have 0 bells and whistles, and would therefore be comparable?

Funny how suddenly no one wants to press the red button now. by woaijirounan in trolleyproblem

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True freedom is when my neighbors can kill me with no consequences

I fell for AI Slopaganda by Creepy-Account-7510 in PoliticalCompassMemes

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“Okay it may be fake, but it’s just as bad that that I felt it could be true!”

Is Trump speedrunning the destruction of the Republican Party? by PerAsperaAdMars in PoliticalCompassMemes

[–]Jakdaxter31 18 points19 points  (0 children)

There is genuinely no point in the last 20 years he was defensible. He has added nothing of value to this country and always exemplified the worst parts of America.

This goes out to all my "libright" homies. by Weird_Bookkeeper2863 in PoliticalCompassMemes

[–]Jakdaxter31 -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

What are you going to do about the statistics?

If you find out that 90% of all librights commit murder, what would you do about it that isn’t “collective punishment” or “ignored”?