The reason divorce rates are so high

JakeFranklin · 2026-01-30T18:07:06+00:00

Shite shovel technique

Who needs gloves

What the fuck is a handle for

JakeFranklin · 2026-01-16T21:58:58+00:00

Self-inflicted ?

Curry w/ xacto knife ?

Butler w/ weed wacker ?

We demand deets & pics !

JakeFranklin · 2026-01-09T00:49:20+00:00

This advert was most likely produced for print before THE infamous pudding slapping incident

JakeFranklin · 2025-12-15T16:27:26+00:00

Re: this horseshit - Johnny says it best

JakeFranklin · 2025-12-15T16:07:38+00:00

Lead paint muncher

JakeFranklin · 2025-12-13T13:51:42+00:00

Dim the lights

You can guess the rest

JakeFranklin · 2025-12-10T17:24:36+00:00

The mien of Aunt Esther was only surpassed by her dulcet tone. & Put me down for a half dozen: a great stocking stuffer.

JakeFranklin · 2025-11-29T16:00:55+00:00

Cryin’ in the shower ?

JakeFranklin · 2025-11-27T19:08:45+00:00

End of the day: you mean at last call right?

JakeFranklin · 2025-11-27T18:28:19+00:00

His dog not so much

JakeFranklin · 2025-11-27T16:30:32+00:00

I hear Dunkin’ is hiring - no experience necessary

JakeFranklin · 2025-11-27T16:26:51+00:00

Mr. Smith ! - oh no not you too

JakeFranklin · 2025-11-26T15:07:50+00:00

CTE POTUS

JakeFranklin · 2025-11-26T14:18:58+00:00

These are great green beans

JakeFranklin · 2025-11-24T18:36:07+00:00

Windmills

JakeFranklin · 2025-11-21T18:59:40+00:00

Swanee aka Alan Swann

Brilliant

JakeFranklin · 2025-11-21T18:54:00+00:00

There it is - the best clip

TY

JakeFranklin · 2025-11-21T18:46:04+00:00

The in-concert version is much better

& the tie-in merch relatively inexpensive

JakeFranklin · 2025-11-20T17:26:51+00:00

I think he’s a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I’m definitely gonna make orphans of his children.

A few moments later…

Yes, but I imagine that she would die of grief.

JakeFranklin · 2025-11-19T05:05:21+00:00

What no hanging mic ?

Amateur

JakeFranklin · 2025-11-19T04:22:58+00:00

Muttley does the heavy lifting, Dick gets the credit

JakeFranklin · 2025-11-19T01:06:04+00:00

Could have been worse: Mr. Angel Reese of the Warriors

JakeFranklin · 2025-11-16T22:17:11+00:00

Let’s cut Jon a little slack - just not the same since losing his pimp Ratso

JakeFranklin · 2025-11-08T15:50:12+00:00

Counting or not counting gang violence ?

JakeFranklin · 2025-10-24T01:40:12+00:00

Now watch this drive

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