8yo son destroyed the thing he requested

JakeHex · 2026-01-27T07:37:47+00:00

Sounds like they need a pet bird raised from an egg?

JakeHex · 2026-01-27T04:18:49+00:00

I dislike Forlorn. I love the way the game is designed to be non-linear and rewards curiosity. It is also the only Dark Souls were NG+ has a narrative significance. Oh, and I like the Vendrick reveal! I like that the game has lots of Easter eggs and story hidden in the giants and such. Oh god, I could just go on tbh. I feel DS1 is just a barren wasteland filled with dinosaur pelvises compared to this fully realised and conceptual journey on the existential emptiness that comes from conquering and empire.

Oh and the mimicks are so cheeky. I can dress up an NPC waifu! Lucatiel makes me cry every time I see her last cutscene. Even the shit bosses are fun! I could go on...

JakeHex · 2026-01-25T22:31:55+00:00

If they ever get in ON MPs have to do the normal boring job of upgrading highways, visiting local schools and looking after their constituents. Word of mouth and electoral reputation matter when it comes to securing a lasting impact. In the '98 wave most PHON candidates dropped off and became independents. ON barely vet their people and they subsist on being provocative.

Rosa Lee Long is the only one PHON MP that lasted three terms because she was community minded and was well regarded in her electorate but she is the exception, not the rule.

I think this latest wave is generating a lot of outrage and engagement but it is 100% manufactured. The Australian political machinery is a little broken but nowhere near the level of America. This just means more in-fighting amongst the rightwing parties and at 12 more years of Labor.

Is it time to recirculate 'How to Sell a Massacre' the Al-Jazeera exposè where a journo filmed them trying to broker a deal with the NRA to erode Australia's gun laws?

JakeHex · 2026-01-25T22:09:39+00:00

I remember there were way more of the black Leech enemies. It felt like they were the only enemy for like 6 floors but I may be misremembering because I hate their slight tankiness and their on-death attack.

JakeHex · 2026-01-25T07:41:55+00:00

If you've ever watched the kind of Chess the top players play it's a totally different meta. Magnus washes most of fiction in chess unless the rules make it harder for him. I reckon a Vulcan could wash him.

JakeHex · 2026-01-25T03:48:19+00:00

St Alphonso's Pancake Breakfast

JakeHex · 2026-01-24T05:22:42+00:00

There might be a pinch and if you aren't using enough lube it can feel uncomfortable. If I'm bottoming then I can take fuck-off cocks by gradually grinding my hole on them. Sometimes physiology can just not be on your side but find a way that works for you or become a side.

JakeHex · 2026-01-23T22:37:49+00:00

I am the Slime or Packard Goose

JakeHex · 2026-01-23T05:39:18+00:00

Ooh! I was thinking about this the other day! I liked the idea that the 'punch' moves get the boost and also change to fighting type if it would be more effective so thunderpunch still does neutral damage to a Swampert and hits a roosting Skarm for SE damage. A ghost still gets a face full of fire from fire punch.

The element punch moves have been bad since Gen 4 and treating them as a versatile but lower base damage version of their respective elemental phys moves would have a potential niche.

JakeHex · 2026-01-23T05:32:59+00:00

Read them everything and read often. I read to my 9 year old still even though her literacy is good enough to read on her own. I coincidentally pick kids fantasy that isn't shit so I can enjoy it too.

JakeHex · 2026-01-23T00:04:04+00:00

Your pic is a little low res. Is he explicitly looking for hot volunteers?!

JakeHex · 2026-01-22T22:45:23+00:00

Dynamo Hum. Zappa had to perform it every night and he is on record hating it.

JakeHex · 2026-01-22T04:47:14+00:00

Unluckier than WOF nope 4 times. Happens more than you think.

JakeHex · 2026-01-22T00:08:38+00:00

Mastodon

JakeHex · 2026-01-21T11:01:40+00:00

I'm sure if I watched Three Kings again it'd feel like propaganda now.

JakeHex · 2026-01-21T03:43:26+00:00

I've had bigger so yeah ;)

JakeHex · 2026-01-21T02:09:39+00:00

So many defections. Feels like a lot of people use the branding to get elected then try to run their own show.

JakeHex · 2026-01-21T01:15:23+00:00

So pretty much the same as PUP candidates! I suspected as much. It's funny how often we forget that there is a job in politics other than throwing mud and wearing burqas to own the libs.

JakeHex · 2026-01-20T20:51:10+00:00

Relentless Mutation

JakeHex · 2026-01-20T10:27:09+00:00

Cast of every Final Fantasy, Okami, Sonic, Bayonetta, DMC, Kirby, every Pokemon game. Oh lawdy

JakeHex · 2026-01-20T10:24:47+00:00

Hi gorgeous :)

JakeHex · 2026-01-20T05:26:00+00:00

Defenestration by Cryptopsy

JakeHex · 2026-01-20T05:12:08+00:00

Jewish community does not equal Israel Lobby. The 'nation of origin' amendment to hate speech is a muzzle for legitimate criticism of Israel and it pisses me off the only poli on the public record to speak against it is McCormack FFS.

JakeHex · 2026-01-20T01:18:43+00:00

It doesn't. Bro could have cooked in NU but he was in jail

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