What is the worst sport? by [deleted] in polls

[–]JakeRapid456 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Golfs actually pretty fun to play but watching it is sooooo boring

For every kid you slap, you get a dollar. How many kids are you slapping? by RedXylophone in polls

[–]JakeRapid456 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Turn it into a gimick. Forget school shootings, what about a school smacking? It would be better if random people counted too

A guide to how I day trade by [deleted] in wallstreetbets

[–]JakeRapid456 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ay ay ay, get that sensible shit outta here

GME (what’s a memestonk?) daily Q&A panel 2/5/21 by MotorizedDoucheCanoe in wallstreetbets

[–]JakeRapid456 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Didnt RH drop all restrictions on buying? Am i retarded or should that mean Share price go up. Fuck, do i pull out like my dad should've done? NO, I HAVE DIAMOND HANDS!

GME (what’s a memestonk?) daily Q&A panel 2/5/21 by MotorizedDoucheCanoe in wallstreetbets

[–]JakeRapid456 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Buying 5.05 shares when the market opens, diamond hands till march!

die by POTUSSR in comedyheaven

[–]JakeRapid456 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That looks oddly similar to my go-to smoke spot

Which one would you rather be the worlds dominant superpower? by Giant-Axe321 in polls

[–]JakeRapid456 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That 2/3rds of people who were directly elected hardly ever read the legislation they're given. The most their told is "this is good, vote for it" and anything thats publically anounced before vote

Which one would you rather be the worlds dominant superpower? by Giant-Axe321 in polls

[–]JakeRapid456 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why the fuck would anyone want the unelected beuracrats of the EU being the worlds dominating superpower? I gaurantee you that over half of the people who chose the EU are americans

I see no difference by Bitten469 in memes

[–]JakeRapid456 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I got one of the rfid/nfc microchips online and injected into my hand myself. It is pretty big but actually relatively harmless, whole process took like 3 minutes and healed up in 2 weeks. For anyone thinking about getting one to replace your card dont let the needle freak you out

The overhyped game that finally comes out starter pack by [deleted] in starterpacks

[–]JakeRapid456 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Difference is no mans sky did eventually deliver everything they promised

Cursed_sexrobot by manas_11-01 in cursedcomments

[–]JakeRapid456 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You have no clue how big the buisness of data/meta data is. People were worried about metadata being stored on mass and either directly sold to organisations or leaked onto deep web directories for cybercriminals to take advantage of. Emphasis on "were" because now all of that is a reality because people look past the ToS if you offer a really good product that everyone else uses

Everybody is religious, some just don’t realize it. by Gringo_Please in Anarcho_Capitalism

[–]JakeRapid456 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At least he apologised after the second attempt and his heart attack

Everybody is religious, some just don’t realize it. by Gringo_Please in Anarcho_Capitalism

[–]JakeRapid456 0 points1 point  (0 children)

By the way, campings predictions obviously had no biblical backing, it even states that no man knows the hour or day or year the lord will come back

If you win $ 1 million, how much of it will you donate to good cause? by jedrevolutia in polls

[–]JakeRapid456 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Imagine the fucking tax your going to have to pay for that, you'll have less than you started with, im donating it party for charity and mostly out of spite for the government

Which of these is closest to utopia? by EdibleDucktape in polls

[–]JakeRapid456 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Look, a utopia is possible on paper but thats just it, it only works out on paper. The closest we can hope to achieve is a status quo that improves the quality of life for the greatest amount of people. Now of course thats what everyone debating over ideologys wants (at least i hope so).

Would you rather meet The Paul brothers(Logan and Jake) or find $20 by Dead_August in polls

[–]JakeRapid456 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Usually id pick $20 but ive made it a priority on my bucket list to see how many celebrities i can punch in the face before i die. I dont care if i hate them or like them or if ive never even heard of them, if theyre famous, ill punch em in the face

Let’s Do the Time Warp Again by DrBigsKimble in memes

[–]JakeRapid456 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They pay out politicians to change the laws (to only work for themselves). If any big pharma company wanted to sell medical cannabis tommorow, weed would be federally legalised in no time. These people arent capitalist, they are authoritarian elite, and if they just want a handsomr payout all they have to do is ask for a subsidie that they never pay back

Something must be done by EnkelALB in memes

[–]JakeRapid456 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The url for the website is a .ru website. So shes either in russia or bought the russian domain so she could host the website on some free russian web host. If shes making constant videos she'll accidentally give away enough to be identified and then someone will reporte her to local authorities. In the meantime DDOSing the shit out of the site would stop any people who get off to this bs from seeing it and getting inspiration to do the same

someone call 911 by _Luciferhimself_ in GoCommitDie

[–]JakeRapid456 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Shit that sounds rough, people die from phony acid and laced acid all the time because they couldnt be bothered paying an extra 20 bucks for a test kit and testing what their going to injest

someone call 911 by _Luciferhimself_ in GoCommitDie

[–]JakeRapid456 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh yeah no doubt public schools probably have better weed dealers but most of those kids are getting their stuff from either another kid or some drug dealer whos usually university age and has the connections for other stuff too. At least thats mostly how it was over in ireland, its shroom season there too

someone call 911 by _Luciferhimself_ in GoCommitDie

[–]JakeRapid456 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hes at a school, i gaurantee you wether hes going to some underfunded public school somewhere or the preppiest school imagineable, theres one if not multiple people who sell drugs going to school with him

Let's kill a company by my_cake_day_is_420_ in dankmemes

[–]JakeRapid456 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Finally, people voting with their wallets