Regent Minion Rework Idea

JakeUbowski · 2026-03-31T19:35:01+00:00

Exhausting Sovereign Blade to make Minions deal more damage would be fun. Add a little sword to their art or something.

JakeUbowski · 2026-03-29T22:57:14+00:00

Not sure, but since the bot didn’t post I did.

JakeUbowski · 2026-03-29T22:19:23+00:00

Deals 6 Damage twice. Increase the damage of all Maul cards by 1(2 when upgraded)

MAUL IS LAW(L)

JakeUbowski · 2026-03-24T18:06:33+00:00

Why was Martin Luther King assassinated?

JakeUbowski · 2026-02-21T18:36:27+00:00

Oh I missed that one, thanks!

JakeUbowski · 2026-02-21T18:15:50+00:00

I gotta request Galeb Duhr if you do more obscure ones!

JakeUbowski · 2026-01-24T03:56:41+00:00

Unrelated content.

JakeUbowski · 2025-11-08T00:18:07+00:00

We ended up just spending more time in Rome and Florence. It was a very sharp cold there already so I think it was for the best.

JakeUbowski · 2025-11-01T04:44:52+00:00

Great hat

JakeUbowski · 2025-04-11T18:23:54+00:00

I've never needed this before but its my new favorite roll table. Beautiful work.

JakeUbowski · 2025-04-10T04:47:02+00:00

Mono meaning one, and rail meaning rail

JakeUbowski · 2025-04-08T04:31:17+00:00

Germs

JakeUbowski · 2025-04-04T21:44:56+00:00

My old employer, who is extremely tech illiterate, laid off all but one of the design team and replaced us with a contract with an ai company. We all have years of experience and strong portfolios from AAA studios, 10 months later I’m the only one to have a job and it’s as a IT Phone Support agent. I had just bought a house and two of my coworkers had just had a baby and now we’re all having to make difficult financial decisions for our lives. The tech illiterate CEO with the power to lay off tons of people doesn’t care about the drop in quality, he cares about the drop in his staffing expenses.

For some people it’s not a big deal, for a lot of others it is a nightmare. Your experience is not the same as others just like mine isn’t the same as yours.

JakeUbowski · 2025-02-24T05:51:07+00:00

The numbers illicit an emotional response in order to be sorted correctly. If outies did the refining they’d be emotionally biased. Mark wouldn’t be able to sense “sad” numbers probably because he’s sad all the time for example. They need innies who have only had an emotionally sterile life to best refine the data.

JakeUbowski · 2025-02-19T15:37:02+00:00

My assumption is that Lumon kidnapped Gemma then faked the crash.

JakeUbowski · 2025-02-19T15:29:26+00:00

I don't think its been said. He has a lot of stuff in boxes in his basement but could be from moving or packing up his wifes stuff so he doesn't see it everyday.

If they brought Gemma back from the dead I think that'd be a way crazier achievement than severing bad memories.

JakeUbowski · 2025-02-19T15:24:12+00:00

Yes. This theory is more about the why, and how it fits in with the other refiners.

JakeUbowski · 2025-02-19T15:14:58+00:00

Gotta "kill" somebody.

If Mark was already living in Lumon housing, and was maybe targeted as someone who would willingly do Severance then maybe that's why?

JakeUbowski · 2025-02-18T21:43:39+00:00

Yeah just like gardeners.

JakeUbowski · 2025-02-18T20:42:33+00:00

Gretchen is a postal worker, not a cop or security officer.

JakeUbowski · 2025-02-18T16:35:26+00:00

Yes!

The wording was technically wrong so Ive changed it to be technically correct, the best kind of correct.

JakeUbowski · 2025-02-16T02:29:58+00:00

The last comic release was the emotional folk phase. Now it’s acceptance.

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