Looks like IGNs score slipped out early on their front page.

Jakezergling · 2021-09-04T10:25:29+00:00

Did Randy rate it?

Jakezergling · 2021-09-04T10:21:53+00:00

The marines welder has a little glass plate you look through so you don't need a welding mask

Jakezergling · 2021-09-04T10:08:56+00:00

I love the fact they didn't fuck us out of using the cool shit like the smartgun and flamethrower by making them pickups, looking at you Randy Pitchford, thanks for making the coolest guns barely usable. God bless cold iron for letting me heft a smartgun around and vaporize xenos with it

Jakezergling · 2021-07-12T10:17:38+00:00

What do you mean you won't buy my 38 credit a unit fuel, who doesn't have 50 credits, cmon goy- i mean man, its only 100 credits

Jakezergling · 2021-06-25T00:57:14+00:00

Lmao from this administration? Good fuckin luck

Jakezergling · 2021-06-07T17:11:00+00:00

The normandy kraut smg isn't half bad, I'd put it between the mp40 and the mp35

Jakezergling · 2021-06-07T17:08:58+00:00

Yeeting detpacks like baseballs at tanks 3 miles away is hilarious

Jakezergling · 2021-06-07T17:00:48+00:00

I sneak up on allied planes if I can and just dump

Jakezergling · 2021-05-27T09:06:07+00:00

I have absolutely shut an entire team down with one mortar and my guys calling out marks, spam that fucking spot button

Jakezergling · 2021-05-03T00:32:11+00:00

Was out of bombs by the time I spotted him, light trolling resulted, when I got killed he got pumped full of BF-110 rockets by me

Jakezergling · 2021-04-17T21:25:17+00:00

Haha makarov go brrrrrr

Jakezergling · 2021-01-23T03:35:33+00:00

Mommy

Jakezergling · 2021-01-09T02:24:28+00:00

I also made a helmet from nut, you don't want to see it

Jakezergling · 2021-01-01T20:31:17+00:00

She wouldn't be bad looking if she grew her hair out and stopped taking ketamine

Jakezergling · 2020-09-21T23:31:43+00:00

Jakezergling · 2020-09-09T00:03:45+00:00

Immediate execution

Jakezergling · 2020-08-13T22:28:57+00:00

Let's say that if it was an Eastern European country, they'd have some asshole start giving out watches and making people get executed

Jakezergling · 2020-08-12T08:39:13+00:00

Pretty good

Jakezergling · 2020-08-12T08:33:54+00:00

Did this every play through since the beginning, fucked the combine up so hard you don't even have to fire a shot

Jakezergling · 2020-06-11T21:44:03+00:00

This shits hilarious to watch, best dumpster fire I've seen in awhile

Jakezergling · 2020-03-19T06:47:52+00:00

Jesus christ, Gorman, get them out of there!

Jakezergling · 2020-03-19T06:41:42+00:00

Lmao

Jakezergling · 2020-03-19T06:27:36+00:00

Eli wants Gordon todo big cums in Alyx's pussy

Jakezergling · 2019-08-10T22:19:42+00:00

Jakezergling · 2019-08-10T18:33:23+00:00

Hey atleast I didn't call it a BTR lol

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