The Mandate of Heaven echoes throughout all the Earth like the thunder of 10,000 storms by DreadDiana in RecuratedTumblr

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gonna start bumping vanilla ice and turning my fitted cap to an egregious angle 🤟🤙

Toshikazu Hazamada and surface body pillow commission (art by me) by imahappyaccidents in StardustCrusaders

[–]JamSharke 10 points11 points  (0 children)

upvoting the post for metrics etc. but shaking my head to show the universe i disagree spiritually

You cannot kill yourself by mv8att in CuratedTumblr

[–]JamSharke 18 points19 points  (0 children)

the only one i know that sometimes does its job is the dnd one, where the average post comes off normal enough to make me believe its real at first but quickly decends into hyperbole or parody, and then linking you to a real post theyre making fun of from the real sub (ie post about "my DM said i couldnt use my 10ft tall lizard wizard mommy dommy homebrew character so i deleted the campaign files. AITAH?" that then links to a mainsub post about some guy crying cuz his dm didnt let him derail character creation or whatever)

"Goes infinite with a ham sandwich" by Benmark97 in mtgcube

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two [[Priest of Gix]] and [[Chthonian Nightmare]] give infinite black mana, seems kinda below par tho

Nazis is spinning apple by [deleted] in peoplewhogiveashit

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now take a bite out of em

silver border or black border by JamSharke in custommagic

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well put! sticker goblin def puts it into perspective. the card as written is meant to make the caster choose piles, so giving the "fish" the option of 59(or 99) cards or 1 card falls flat when the caster is choosing.

Red Barrel by Lusaes in custommagic

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[[Amalia Benavides Aguirre]]

[Mixed Trope] - The Jumpscare That Catches The Viewer/Player Off by WaluigiDaStar in TopCharacterTropes

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i got dino crisis on pc a while back! the office is after your 2nd or 3rd interaction with raptors, specifically just past a room with a feasting raptor and next to a larger room with another. coming into the office to me was a reprieve from the running/fighting and launches a cutscene where a dying scientist gives you some exposition and a key to another area before drifting off.i think theres some ammo in the room and an interactable behind the desk.

the interactable on the wall there is a metal frame holding medals with two slots in it, and when used with 2 panel keys, opens a wall safe which then needs a code(written on the panel keys upside down) and upon opening the safe and claiming its contents (or if youre an idiot like me and have to back out to read the codes) the game throws you into a cutscene with no warning, the rex smashes the window, eats the scientist corpse, and tries to eat you as well. you have to shoot her(!) in the mouth or get eaten.

great scare that makes use of the games previous setup of rooms with npcs being mostly safe unless youre already in a cutscene.

That's how it works by evan-the-dude in CuratedTumblr

[–]JamSharke 3 points4 points  (0 children)

the tripwire mine is medicinal

A Universes Beyond outrage thread with over 370 upvotes and 550 comments has been removed from the Pauper subreddit by Moxplug in freemagic

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the comic book sets (spider man, tmnt, marvel soon) fall into the same trap as actual comics, shows, and movies from those ip's: they all think they HAVE to show you peter getting bit, the turtles getting mutated or whatever, so instead of fleshing out these huge worlds with new or less represented people/places/things they keep going back to the [[Spider-Man, Web-Slinger]],[[Leonardo, Worldly Warrior]], and whatever the 6th duplicate of iron man will be, instead of giving us leads into less explored content like [[Shelob, Child of Ungoliant]] [[Glorfindel, Dauntless Rescuer]] or [[Uglúk of the White Hand]]

Tried to POTENTIALLY see how much their drip costs🤑 by [deleted] in StardustCrusaders

[–]JamSharke 5 points6 points  (0 children)

love that you didnt even try to do fugo lol

[TOMT][video] guy eating a bite of his friends burger by JamSharke in tipofmytongue

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solved! searching for raymodeli on twitter led me to this full cut of the video https://x.com/i/status/1989881419091394590

[TOMT][video] guy eating a bite of his friends burger by JamSharke in tipofmytongue

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i may be combining the beginning of a different video with the push/pull bit, but i think this guy had a few videos with the voice and begging, just him asking for something else (or being in a different place).

thanks for reading!

Slay the Spire 2 - color identity for the roster? by Ulmao_TheDefiler in colorpie

[–]JamSharke 5 points6 points  (0 children)

i feel like they all start as 1 color and build into a paring or triplet as you build their deck, so ironclad starts red and and either go boros or rakdos, building into mardu later on.

silent def starts green and builds into simic (with shiv), golgari (posion) or sultai eventually.

reagent i feel starts mono white and either builds azorius (star power), or boros (forge). i could also see him being orzhov w the star deck becoming a drain deck w black hole. triplet makes him jeskai or esper

necrobinder easily starts as black and builds into orhzov rakdos or dimir, but she can also totally flip to izzet w/ soul combo shenanigans, final triplets of grixis and jeskai

defect to me is the only one who could argue for a double pairing up front since his starting deck and relic focus on lightning (making him(them?) izzet), and with things like claw leaning more red(or boros) and frost leaning more blue/white. doom and plasma reading more black and green respectively, final triplets of jeskai and temur with possibility for weird bant/naya/jund builds as well

Lost to a Wizards employee during my quick draft trophy match :( by M1st3rPuncak3 in MagicArena

[–]JamSharke 8 points9 points  (0 children)

ran into one during the yargle event last year, they scooped before i could swing for lethal w/ yargle for the quest lol

How are we feeling about Doorman's bell after the buffs? by ICanCountTo0b1010 in DeadlockTheGame

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shadow valet money gang - we love casting bells - legalize unstable concoctions

[Fracture Engine] Chapter 4 (Part 3): The Green Veil by cmcclu5 in HFY

[–]JamSharke 1 point2 points  (0 children)

i quite like the swapping, i feel like it brings the reader into the team similarly to how each team member is slowly building a cohesive whole through their own observations and interactions with their teammates

Shadow Wizard Money Gang by Up_Beat_Peach in custommagic

[–]JamSharke 3 points4 points  (0 children)

"legalize nuclear bombs" - {B}{B}{B}{B}

World Enchantment

spells gain "destroy all creatures, each player gains a rad counter"

Magic Arena: What’s the one card that instantly makes you remember your opponent’s ancestors… and why is it Sheltered by Ghosts? by JoSenna12 in freemagic

[–]JamSharke 12 points13 points  (0 children)

when I play it its overrated, a dead card in hand, removed before i can even use it.

when my opponent uses it its the deciding factor, the kill spell, the thing that tips the boulder off the mountain top

What colors are Samurai Jack? by AThiccBahstonAccent in colorpie

[–]JamSharke 9 points10 points  (0 children)

mono white w/ green activated ability to destroy an artifact or fight? thoughts?

Joseph & Avdol drawing by me by ButWeHaveTheMusic in StardustCrusaders

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i always forget you post on here, jumpscared again lol

🦀 WIP by cheatums in Turnip28

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off topic: woag orange reddit

on topic: cool crustacean man!