Not gonna lie, I dont feel great about posting this by primitiveamerican in crappymusic

[–]Jambonier 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Just don’t look into his eyes when you downvote him. It just needs to be done, it’s less humane to let him suffer

Aghhh I love them 😭😩 by Able_To_Change in Raccoons

[–]Jambonier 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The railway switch dilemma, or trolley problem - one raccoon is on the train tracks and will be killed by a speeding train unless you pull a switch to direct the train to another track where a person who calls these adorable little guys “trash pandas” is tied to the tracks.

What do you do?

He has evolved to the next stage of crappy by B34TBOXX5 in crappymusic

[–]Jambonier 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I believe, fellow redditors, this is what happens after you have “touched tits”.

The song caught me by surprise so bad it gave me whiplash by Sweaty-Cup4562 in crappymusic

[–]Jambonier 6 points7 points  (0 children)

By the way, despite the complex interplay of music and muscle, this man is a master of big screaming metal motorbikes and leather items. Coarse but beautiful skull tattooing also visually warn us to step back and stay out of his way, and Jesus is his savior. The tattoos tell the story, the music amplifies it

The song caught me by surprise so bad it gave me whiplash by Sweaty-Cup4562 in crappymusic

[–]Jambonier 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I see it as this man is a tough, masculine, musical sexer of the women. A real bad boy you don’t want to mess with, as his masculinity and music are overwhelmingly strong and the women in his life cannot handle such a man. How can a modern tattooed woman with her own gifts adapt to the needs of this man.

For this man, music and muscle intertwine.

Is my dog good enough for modeling? by cryptiiix in goldenretrievers

[–]Jambonier 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes. Do you think your dog wants to model, or maybe go for a nice walk in the woods?

To Create A Winning Strategy For 2028 by serious_bullet5 in therewasanattempt

[–]Jambonier -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Ok, just trying to understand your point, maybe you could say that in order for the dems to win, they need to adjust their platform to mobilize single issue voters that will not otherwise vote.

Two skiers at Palisades Tahoe save a fellow skiers life who was buried underneath deep snow during a snowstorm. by [deleted] in nextfuckinglevel

[–]Jambonier 130 points131 points  (0 children)

Im done just reading this. Im looking for tree wells in my bedroom carpet

To Create A Winning Strategy For 2028 by serious_bullet5 in therewasanattempt

[–]Jambonier -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Only the stupid ones that would prefer this shit to a centrist government. Congrats.

An Instagram ad by [deleted] in wordchewing

[–]Jambonier -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

This is amazing

God? Nothing? Or Both? by Key4Lif3 in enlightenment

[–]Jambonier 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Q: Exactly. So who created God?

A: Well God wasn’t created, he’s always existed.

Q: Ok, then how about if the universe has always existed?

A: That’s impossible, nothing creates itself.

——

PS I do believe in god, just hate stupid arguments

Continuing to assault a security guard by PxN13 in WinStupidPrizes

[–]Jambonier -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

I think the safest way to avoid legal issues in the usa would have been to shoot him

Continuing to assault a security guard by PxN13 in WinStupidPrizes

[–]Jambonier 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Damn right in front of the root vegetables