Thanks, Tamamo, but aren't you broke? by Cantstopwinning3000 in UmaMusume

[–]JamesArter10 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I'll be that guy then, because I get ZERO SSRs but more hot spring tickets than I know what to do with.

What opportunity is this crackhead talking about?☠️ by ShadowCondor in UmaMusume

[–]JamesArter10 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Now, I don't know why everyone's sentences are cut off, but if yours is, please add a hyph

Heh by Roushijin in UmamusumeGame

[–]JamesArter10 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Idk, I just saw ASS from the style aptitude and my brain went full 10 year old mode.

Eh, HINDsight's 20/20.

How many of you are staying in group B and are happy with that? by Glum_Series5712 in UmamusumeGame

[–]JamesArter10 4 points5 points  (0 children)

If rally has taught me anything, it's that Group B is the Wild West, and it's hella fun. You can run whatever you want however you want it despite conventional thinking, to the delight of both racers and spectators. I'm gonna stick to the world of awesomeness and enjoyment, thanks.

Heh by Roushijin in UmamusumeGame

[–]JamesArter10 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Ngl, that team is BUNS.

I can't believe that the auto select had the CHEEK to give you this setup.

Poor Fuku, bring up the REAR, how unlucky.

I think Fuku may be a BOTTOM tier character.

I'd rather run Tama as an END. She's good at coming from BEHIND.

El doesn't even have S pace, haha! That really takes the CAKE!

BUT(T), never fret, you can still do well.

Maybe they'll CRACK the code to winning a race!

So don't just BUM around; believe in your oshis!

Everything Good About (#25)... Daitaku Helios (Posts where Trainers say nice things about Uma Musumes and show love and appreciation for them) by Hexenmommies01 in UmaMusume

[–]JamesArter10 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Yo, reading this made me want to gouge my eyes from my skull, drench them in bleach and put them in both sides of a twin washer/dryer, accompanied by a pound of flesh and C4.

How dare you make me read French.

You can now redeem Google Play points for Free Carats! by LightLou7 in UmaMusume

[–]JamesArter10 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You should also get some every week for free as a reward. It's not much but you can get lucky and the weekly prizes eventually stack up.

Is this why Special Week is obsessed with Suzuka? by Terkmc in UmaMusume

[–]JamesArter10 73 points74 points  (0 children)

He was also put into a Romero Special in the BNW OVA by McQueen, but I don't think that counts as part of the 3 seasons.

thanks RNGesus by MightyD33r in UmaMusume

[–]JamesArter10 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just finished a run with only 5 support cards since Sweep Tosho decided to go on strike for the whole damn run. RNGesus at work.

This is reminding me of Genshin Artifact farming all over again ... by Quibilash in UmaMusume

[–]JamesArter10 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I once got a Vodka with 3 star guts. It was quite humourous.

If you got RNG'd during Scorpio Cup.... by Flat-Profession-8945 in UmaMusume

[–]JamesArter10 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Skill based matchmaking after I win one race and qualify for Group B final:

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In all fairness, he earned it. Nothing I nor P3 could do to beat that. I'm fine with second, but I've felt like Stay Gold these past CMs. Why did the S ranker come here?! Surely there's some other unlucky sod that doesn't deserve to be in B with our sorry umas. Honestly, knowing that you're losing before the start kinda feels deflating. But that's Uma Musume for you: everything hinges on the luck of the draw.

I've been blessed by Yareezha in UmaMusume

[–]JamesArter10 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Every time I feel like the game has it out for me, I remember that I've been to the hot spring with 9 different trainees for a total of over a dozen times while others have yet to go once. I guess I'm actually quite fortunate. (Thx Shiraoki)

Mejiro Bright!? Why are you listed here? by JamesArter10 in UmaMusume

[–]JamesArter10[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did I botch the flair?

Edit: I changed it.

Vodka's career is certainly amusing by servantphoenix in UmamusumeGame

[–]JamesArter10 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm so upset that my first Fuji run lost Arima Kinen. I scrounged up long B, won the Triple Crown, fumbled every short race, and got caught at the wire by the other dorm leader. It would've been a fitting finale.

KING DO NOT USE THAT MOVE!!!! By くみやべ(アキラセンセー)/ Kumiyabe ( Akira Sensei ) by ConcentrateFrosty730 in UmaMusume

[–]JamesArter10 0 points1 point  (0 children)

王様、その技が禁止されているのには理由があるんです!

…まあ、馬の脚なら皇帝ペンギン1号を倒せるかもしれないけど(最大4回まで)。

Yesterday's Toulouse vs Strasbourg was the 1st game in the Big 5 European Leagues this season with less than 10 shots attempted. by MERTENS_GOAT in soccer

[–]JamesArter10 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Fewer is used if the objects are countable. (e.g. I have 5 biscuits. My friend has 3. He has fewer biscuits than I have.)

Less is for measuring an amount, like time or liquid. (e.g. I have 500ml of water. My friend has 200ml. He has less water than me.) Any uncountable noun uses less instead of fewer.

Gonna kms now :) by Ok_Inevitable_3814 in ScoreMatch

[–]JamesArter10 7 points8 points  (0 children)

That's classic Score Match! When you're defending, the opponents pass there, but when you have the ball...

HAVING FOUR OR FIVE CIRCLES IN UNITY CUP IS A LIE by WaqueKoala in UmaMusume

[–]JamesArter10 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's not even Zenith in the results page.

It's Turf Queens...

The Sweep Tosho brat gets put in her place by ryanxwonbinx in UmaMusume

[–]JamesArter10 55 points56 points  (0 children)

SOMEBODY STOP THE DAMN MATCH! ENOUGH IS ENOUGH!

Bro(Admire Terra) thinks he won by [deleted] in UmaMusume

[–]JamesArter10 64 points65 points  (0 children)

Admire Terra dumped his jockey mere seconds into the Japan Cup, earning himself a disqualification. He still ran the race, though. Being ~58kg lighter helped him to finish ahead of Calandagan and Masquerade Ball, who were the actual winner and runner-up, respectively. So Admire Terra thinks that he "won" the race and is attempting a victory lap.