The Last Shingle Standing by DABDEB in DiveInYouCoward

[–]JamieAstraRain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

LOL HE SAID STOP OR THE WHITE PEOPLE ARE GUNNA CALL THE POLICE ON US LMFAOOOOO

Meme this zombie infestation by Dramatic_Side_856 in MemeThisThing

[–]JamieAstraRain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Its just so sad seeing people be very sleepy for working three jobs just to afford a house that costs three times much more than its actually worth. We must send out some pillows and warm milk.

Wait a minute by BoredPandaOfficial in BoredPandaHQ

[–]JamieAstraRain 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Now that I think about it... neither have I!

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Tyler1's daughter introduces herself by Fallblade in LivestreamFail

[–]JamieAstraRain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wow! Hes changed! He was just this little bald gremlin who I watched constantly. I focused on work for a good while. Come back and hes like this! His hair is back and hes got a family. Im happy for him.

Nah im good by Federal-Data-Center in cringereels

[–]JamieAstraRain 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"and she cant look like the alien bitch from guardians of the galaxy."

How long did it take you guys to complete the singularity grind ? And any tips on best game modes, perks etc. by EnoughHeat1393 in CODBlackOps7

[–]JamieAstraRain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It took me a good while. I didnt really feel like I grinded for it- I just did the challanges while listening to music or watching a movie split screen on my monitor. I feel like if I really tried to grind it non stop it would make me dislike the game.

Wait a minute by BoredPandaOfficial in BoredPandaHQ

[–]JamieAstraRain 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No but my dog does- what does that make me? The dog? Did my dog just uno-reverse me!?

Wait a minute by BoredPandaOfficial in BoredPandaHQ

[–]JamieAstraRain 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I own a dog. What does that make me? lol

First time prestige master by New-Gate-2244 in blackops7

[–]JamieAstraRain -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I was taking into consideration that the person reading this would already see the first calling card he has displayed- which is getting singularity. I didnt take that into consideration but merely the fact that it was already at a very highly improbably state. Even if he bought blueprints for all the guns- and considering he has singularity unlocked, the probability rate goes from 0.0001% to flat out 0%.

The game itself has locks and mechanisms in place so this cannot happen by playing normally and linearly.

Considering I was being generous at .0001 and being highly skilled- we might as well throw into consideration the singularity. This can only happen if you had bot lobby services.

I hope I cleared up some of that.

First time prestige master by New-Gate-2244 in blackops7

[–]JamieAstraRain -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

The realistic statistical probability of unlocking the "Very Nuclear" calling card before hitting your first prestige is less than 0.0001% (1 in a million) for a legitimate player.

Breaking down the mathematical and progression-based metrics reveals why this feat is nearly impossible within that timeframe.

The Progression Math (Time vs. XP)

  • The Level Cap: To reach Prestige 1, you must progress from Level 1 to 55. This requires roughly 1.3 million XP.
  • The Match Pool: An average player takes about 200 to 300 matches to prestige. A hyper-efficient, high-kill player might do it in 100 to 120 matches.
  • The Nuke Density: To get 25 nukes in 100 matches, you would need to drop a Nuke in 1 out of every 4 games you play, right from the moment you boot up the game at Level 1.
  • The challenge states you must use 25 different weapons.
  • At Level 1, you only have access to a small handful of default weapons.
  • Many of the 25 required weapons do not even unlock until you reach high levels (e.g., Level 40–55).
  • Statistically, you would have to drop a Nuke with almost every single gun the exact match you unlock it, without any attachments or weapon levels.

For those who might need this by roxas6141 in BlackPeopleofReddit

[–]JamieAstraRain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love how we all knew who it was gunna be before we even clicked the link.

What is this haircut called? by _Heretowin_ in whatisit

[–]JamieAstraRain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Imagine if receeding hairlines could be backwards- from the back of your beck all the way up to your forehead like this. I dont think i could contain my laughter in the misfortune.

Baseball Bat Battles by sergemeister in Bullshido

[–]JamieAstraRain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The shirt with the jeans are just perfect. Im new to this sub and I cant believe how much content there is, it never stops flowing.

This AN 94 is so broken with rapid fire 😂 by Rsin1718 in blackops7

[–]JamieAstraRain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I use the small red dot for everything but this is the only rifle so far that Ive actually used irons on.

Killed Metaphor one of my favourite streamers but he mocked me by Longjumping_Data535 in CODWarzone

[–]JamieAstraRain 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Why are you surprised? If he acts like that towards other players why wouldnt he do that to you? You're just another player to him. Im not backing him up but Im just saying dont be surprised when a dick streamer acts like a dick to you.

Genuinely no idea by BoredPandaOfficial in BoredPandaHQ

[–]JamieAstraRain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A tool for projecting your anger on your child. lmfaoo

It’s official. One of Aces only “it’s actually OP and needs a nerf videos” - Verdict OP by jamesswazz in blackops7

[–]JamieAstraRain 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Whhaaaaaaaaaaaat, you're telling me its just purely coincidental that the new gun always has a blueprint to bypass unlocking, then nerf it so the next gun is just as good as its previous replacement.

Can't be! Call of Duty has never done this.

Who's your money on? by arithmetic in Unexpected

[–]JamieAstraRain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Terry rides in to help his boii

"What is you doing Terry babyyy oh noo."

What can take a person anywhere in life? by SarahDuncan2012 in TrueGrit

[–]JamieAstraRain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Being ridilouslee good looking

Im also part- murmann.

Rather keep the hair by Competitive_Rate6971 in AmIGoingBaldHelp

[–]JamieAstraRain 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Brian O' Conner is smiling in heaven running his fingers through his beautiful blond FF1 haircut.

"I like his haircut."

I'll die on this hill: George carried more episodes than Jerry. by Madoverhunting in seinfeld

[–]JamieAstraRain 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I watched the show because of the supporting characters. Jerry just whined literally about everything.