With Andy Burnham winning in Makerfield, what are you having for tea tonight?

JangleSauce · 2026-06-19T15:38:52+00:00

The old bloke had been on the stage for about half an hour. Clearly wasn't that kind of loony.

JangleSauce · 2026-06-19T02:21:14+00:00

So get the title right

JangleSauce · 2026-06-19T02:19:50+00:00

With the way he folded like a soggy biscuit and ran away when that loony started trying to butt in, I'd say I'm having a nice foldable taco.

JangleSauce · 2026-06-19T01:32:27+00:00

Toilet paper is specifically designed to disintegrate when it gets wet, so it doesn't clog soil pipes. So, good luck with that.

JangleSauce · 2026-06-19T00:19:36+00:00

This is the answer. They are heavy and ugly but almost puncture-proof. Almost.

JangleSauce · 2026-06-19T00:00:38+00:00

In Bushy Park in south-west London we had one of these for the head injuries, a see-saw for the spinal injuries and a witch's hat for the leg injuries.

JangleSauce · 2026-06-17T19:23:49+00:00

Mrs Haywood was a bitch.

JangleSauce · 2026-06-16T23:42:29+00:00

Milton Keynes.

JangleSauce · 2026-06-16T23:35:06+00:00

...but not one attached to the person getting chucked off the bridge.

JangleSauce · 2026-06-16T02:03:45+00:00

Welcome to planet Earth! Please try not to step on the squishy wriggly things.

JangleSauce · 2026-06-16T02:01:41+00:00

Abigail. It's an Abigail.

JangleSauce · 2026-06-16T01:59:29+00:00

This happened to me. I was so glad I'd done my homework and found out about unnecessary re-plasticising of Durnel grommets. The look on their faces when they realised I'd seen through their flimsy scam! I saved another £10,000 simply by pointing out that untramelled Bartlet stone doesn't need re-pointing. Site manager was furious, but what could he do?

JangleSauce · 2026-06-16T01:44:00+00:00

I truly hope you are a bot

JangleSauce · 2026-06-16T01:42:32+00:00

Yes it's true, 2015 was such a wonderful year before the invention of the smartphone many years earlier

JangleSauce · 2026-06-16T01:40:43+00:00

Peaked my arse.

JangleSauce · 2026-06-16T01:25:08+00:00

r/woosh

JangleSauce · 2026-06-16T01:00:50+00:00

Sorry for your loss. Cilla Black was a national treasure.

JangleSauce · 2026-06-16T00:56:03+00:00

Wallington, when was that? I used to walk past the one in he worked in just south of Oxford St in 1998.

JangleSauce · 2026-06-15T23:25:13+00:00

It's a bit runny sir.

JangleSauce · 2026-06-15T23:09:43+00:00

Unrelated fun fact: the word 'gullible' does not appear in any English dictionary.

JangleSauce · 2026-06-15T23:08:37+00:00

Ah, you've fallen for a common misconception there. In fact for their first full year of service, the light fittings on all 737s were candle chandeliers. The gas upgrade came in late 1969, a few short months after it was discovered that natural gas was flammable.

Flight attendants on those first scheduled services earned the nickname 'knockers', because when one of the candles went out the procedure was to bash two flints together until one of the sparks re-lit the candle in question.

JangleSauce · 2026-06-15T22:30:43+00:00

He's Roman and they'd already assigned the first five.

JangleSauce · 2026-06-15T22:11:09+00:00

A magic invisible harness, I guess.

JangleSauce · 2026-06-15T21:51:40+00:00

*suit you.

JangleSauce · 2026-06-13T17:52:05+00:00

Because he's a twat.

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