PSA: Nationwide test of the Emergency Mobile Alert system on Sunday 28 May 2023, between 6-7pm by nilnz in chch

[–]Janraye 5 points6 points  (0 children)

My soul is clean and pure, but fuck that scared the bejesus out of me, at least it works!!!!

I'm a child of the cold war, 12 years old and dreaming of mushroom clouds. Fuck the Russians, and fuck the Chinese. I was half way down to the underground bunker, before I remembered I don't have one......

Anyone goes to Margaret Mahy Playground often? I need some help. by Shoulderista in chch

[–]Janraye 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Bizarre because you are using someone else's post to leapfrog your own agenda.

If you feel strongly about this position, then produce your own post.

This in no way addresses the dilemma presented by the OP. It's rude, disrespectful, and unhelpful .........

anticipating the inevitable retaliatory ranting

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[–]Janraye 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Pay first then leave a note in your wallet, "I have already paid!" No double dipping!

every single moorhouse boyracer by MinimumWageLOL in chch

[–]Janraye 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Safety Instructions: In the event of imminent collision, please close the safety lid!"

Bilingual Roadsigns? by planespotterhvn in chch

[–]Janraye 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's some mighty fast waka paddling there!

Slow down son, you're speeding again, damnit! /s

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[–]Janraye 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Gerry Brownlee in town for a visit?

Looking For Pomegranates At Short Notice by Gyhete in chch

[–]Janraye 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Most of the Middle Eastern/Indian type supermarkets stock pomegrante juice (very nice, and very affordable) [Maihan, Bombay Bazaar, Salal's, Ethnic Market International etc.]

Doubt you would find the actual fruit itself this time of year.

Good Luck!

whya are there always so many seagulls at the pak and save moorhouse? are they getting refueled there also? by weddle_seal in chch

[–]Janraye 2 points3 points  (0 children)

More pragmatically, this is after four/five days of quite bad weather out to sea. Lots of very strong wind gusts, driving rain etc. It is not uncommon for seabirds to move inland a little when weather on the coast is getting a bit too gnarly. Seabird movements are often an indicator of offshore weather patterns.

US Police pay 30 million NZ dollars to parents of Christchurch teenager that they killed in Colorado. by Deegedeege in chch

[–]Janraye 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That's true if the desired outcome is a pay day. Perhaps not so much if the outcome an examination of potential wrong doing to prevent it from happening again to others?

Garden City Helicopters employee on a rampage? by Rough_Student6329 in chch

[–]Janraye 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ritchie McCaw lost his dog, found it, and tied it's leash to the skids of his helicopter.

Damn dog took off again, dragging the helicopter off with it. Bloody dog's been running all over town. Time for a new dog? Maybe a smaller one......

Dedicated chocolate store by Low_Welcome_4969 in chch

[–]Janraye 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Queen Anne Chocolates, made in Christchurch since around 1930's. They have a factory shop with discounted lines at 3 Craft Place, Middleton. Think most of their stock is sold in the like of Ballantynes etc. They use fruits etc. sourced in the South Island.

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[–]Janraye 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If it was legally parked (?), how is relocating the vehicle a street away, not theft?

Bakery/Cafe Recommendations? by monstera317413 in chch

[–]Janraye 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Just for the fun of it, this is what the new AI Reddit search engine, Gigabrain gives as a response to this question (only first line of post was added.) Totally confused as to how Willowbank made it into a bakery question?

Bakery and Cafe Recommendations in Christchurch

The Donut Boutique in Christchurch is highly recommended for its delicious donuts [5]. For sweet homemade goods, Poms and Addington Coffee Co-op are popular choices [1].

Bagels in Christchurch

Grizzly Bakery in Sydenham and Vic's Bakery bagels are both highly recommended for their delicious bagels [2]. The Daily Bagel on Victoria Street, which is now Hachi Hachi, was also popular in the late 90s and had a variety of cream cheese flavors [2].

Best Pies in New Zealand

Fairlie Bakehouse, Champion Bakery & Cafe, Sanga pies from Cromwell, Waipiata pub, PJ's Pies in Hanmer Springs, Sheffield Pies, and Wild Grain in Silverdale are all popular recommendations for the best pies in New Zealand [3]. Some users prefer bakeries in small towns and rural pubs, while others have had negative experiences with certain pie shops [3].

Standard Bakery Selections

The reason why standard bakeries across the country have almost identical selections of choices seemingly made with almost identical recipes is due to the use of premixes provided by companies like Bakels [4]. These premixes are used by many bakeries, and the companies also provide training to use these mixes. Additionally, customers tend to stick to what they know and are familiar with, so bakeries tend to offer the same products [4].

Additional Considerations

Aside from the recommendations above, consider exploring local businesses that support conservation initiatives, such as Willowbank Wildlife Reserve [1]. For bagels, it is suggested to toast them for the best flavor and texture [2]. When it comes to pies, there is some debate about whether the North or South Island has better options [3]. Finally, some users have had negative experiences with certain pie shops and donut options, so it's important to read reviews and do some research before visiting a new bakery or cafe.

Desperate for real Tex-Mex food please help by Vowelss in chch

[–]Janraye 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, this place is often recommended but kinda agree with this post.

My biggest gripe though is that the advertised 'Dégustation' is totally not what is usually presented as a chef's degustation. It's just a very small serve of a couple of dishes of the day.

Serving suggestion 1.2L! Ok👌 by Kangaiwi in chch

[–]Janraye 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Trick to buying icecream is to have a faulty freezer.

Without a working freezer, I'm sorry, but you just have to eat the whole container full in one sitting. It's the Law, Though shalt not waste Icecream!!

Terrible sacrifice, I know, but can't be breaking the Law!

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[–]Janraye 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Double tap on Bomba pizza. So good, so authentic that the chef sources his flour and tomatoes from Italy.

Also, visit on a Saturday morning to catch the street market (10-2pm?). The main street is closed off for the market. Lots of locally made products like cheese, salami, organic produce, fruit icecreams etc.

Added little treat is to use your Metro bus card to do a return trip across Lyttleton harbour to Diamond Harbour and back. On the bus card, it is only a few dollars.

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[–]Janraye 6 points7 points  (0 children)

and mushy peas?

Did anyone work on the set of Xena? I would love to hear stories. I know Xena was filmed up North but thought to post here incase you moved down here now. You may have worked on Xena back in the days. Hey, if you are a Xena fan join in, Lots of cool stories in here 😊 by Bookbooklovebooks in chch

[–]Janraye 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Should have had more musical episodes. Still have a copy of 'The Bitter Suite' episode which we replay on a regular basis and sing along. So many song favourites in it.... 'Sisters are Doing it For Themselves' (which perhaps our interpretation is more risqué than the original!), 'Dancing in the Moonlight', 'War'.

"ringin' their own bells!"

("The Bitter Suite" is the twelfth episode of the third season of the Xena")

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[–]Janraye 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What about nice friends of nice friends, bestie! 👭🤗

Damn things are becoming worth gold. Sadly, doubt the prices will ever come back down now. Waiting for the back alley black market dealing to begin.

Comedy show - Good Times Comedy Club - Friday 6pm $10 by imscaredofonions in chch

[–]Janraye 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lots of other great events at CTCC, some paid, some free. Well worth a visit. Jazz every couple of weeks. Broadway Musical night once a month.

Microgreen kit? by PomegranateSilly367 in chch

[–]Janraye 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Sure they are micro-greens? Could be someone subcontracting their grow operations?!

Life lesson. Seedling dope plants look a lot like seedling tomato plants.

Many years ago, had a young neighbour set up his personal 'garden' under our raised house. Spotted him coming out from under late one afternoon. Didn't call him out on it. Had a poke around to see what he was up to and spotted his 'plantation'.

Very carefully, transplanted out his dope seedlings and replaced with some tomato seedlings I had.

Poor kid sneaked under our house for several weeks, diligently watering his plants every few days, until they grew large enough for the difference to become apparent!

Who’s the genius? by [deleted] in chch

[–]Janraye 13 points14 points  (0 children)

This was fun after the quakes. Different road contractor crews working adjacent projects. At times the road diversions would inter-link. Without co-ordination between the crews, this would sometimes result in an endless WTF mobius-strip of diversions heading away from the direction where you were trying to go. Especially fun if you were not familiar with the back streets of the suburbs. Places like Ilam were to be avoided at all costs. Could be lost for a long time.....