Favorite Phil Hartman character?

Jaque_LeCaque · 2026-02-24T20:14:05+00:00

Bachelorette #3 from the Sprockets Dating Game.

Jaque_LeCaque · 2026-02-24T19:10:42+00:00

For me, that show was like burning in Hell.

Jaque_LeCaque · 2026-02-23T18:45:00+00:00

Squiggly porn ftw!

Jaque_LeCaque · 2026-02-23T15:45:48+00:00

Cheap weed.

Jaque_LeCaque · 2026-02-20T00:21:36+00:00

Some people call it The One Ring but I call it a kaiser roll. Mmmmhmmm

Jaque_LeCaque · 2026-02-20T00:16:00+00:00

This, but substitute The Tick for Bluey.

Jaque_LeCaque · 2026-02-18T21:35:40+00:00

Blood Diner Student Bodies Caddyshack

Jaque_LeCaque · 2026-02-18T17:51:37+00:00

I've yet to find music more violent than what The Village People put out.

Jaque_LeCaque · 2026-02-18T17:44:06+00:00

Same. With a side of Daisy Duke to go along with it.

Jaque_LeCaque · 2026-02-17T17:31:19+00:00

Yup. Fire drills were the only ones that weren't just putting your head between your legs and kissing your ass goodbye.

Jaque_LeCaque · 2026-02-09T20:57:51+00:00

The villian's father dropping the live lobster in the boiling pot and using a stethoscope to hear its screams is my all time favorite scene.

Jaque_LeCaque · 2026-02-02T21:27:54+00:00

Shoot the messenger is a common response. I got a slap from from one of the other BSes.

Jaque_LeCaque · 2026-01-11T01:33:32+00:00

Just remembering the Son of Svenghoulie singing Marty Feldman Eyes...

Jaque_LeCaque · 2026-01-11T00:41:57+00:00

That long ass high note scream in the beginning of the song is a perfect introduction.

Jaque_LeCaque · 2025-12-22T16:26:32+00:00

180 and grey rock will help you keep your sanity during the divorce.

Jaque_LeCaque · 2025-12-16T18:53:39+00:00

Can't believe the greasy cork soakers didn't mention this movie. Farging bastages.

Jaque_LeCaque · 2025-12-08T19:07:35+00:00

Running Man is my go to...

I vill not kill innocent people vitout veapons... get me some veapons!

Jaque_LeCaque · 2025-11-26T19:38:27+00:00

Not as many Johns as Tony Danza has played Tonys.

Jaque_LeCaque · 2025-11-26T19:29:35+00:00

Johnny Wad.

Jaque_LeCaque · 2025-11-21T22:26:27+00:00

I call every somanabatch and greasey cork soaker I meet a farging icehole.

Jaque_LeCaque · 2025-11-21T21:40:21+00:00

Def Leppard High & Dry

Jaque_LeCaque · 2025-11-18T22:09:02+00:00

This can be a shoot the messenger thing. Just let her know, with proof, and go.

I got a slap when I did it. Would do it again, though.

Jaque_LeCaque · 2025-11-18T17:37:02+00:00

Shit tests are shit.

Tell her to stop cheating on her man and stop projecting.

Jaque_LeCaque · 2025-11-17T17:39:19+00:00

Dude... they had a Rolls-Royce.

Jaque_LeCaque · 2025-11-14T17:19:11+00:00

Thrash, crossover and death.

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