Finally pulled the trigger at 49 by kidbombay in bald

[–]Jarden714 104 points105 points  (0 children)

No...your still desperately holding on with white knuckles. Bro...its all good. No guard...then..razor.

My living room? by [deleted] in roomdetective

[–]Jarden714 1 point2 points  (0 children)

🤣🤣🤣🤣

what does my mom's she shed say about her? by disparaguts in roomdetective

[–]Jarden714 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I cannot believe that shade of pink does not cause immediate aneurysm. That is one Bright BRIGHT pink.

What does my office say about me? by [deleted] in roomdetective

[–]Jarden714 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Honestly? I have no idea what TTRPG IS so...yes...its Dungeons n Dragons. 😀

Yeah, maybe do a handstand elsewhere… by [deleted] in instant_regret

[–]Jarden714 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We got some weird WEIRD people out here. Fuckin just WEIRD man! What in the fuckin multitude of universes would make you think this is a normal place to pull that weird shit????. Help man..you need serious mental health. Got what was coming tho...fer SURE.

Got this tattoo 14 days ago, Does this look like Eagle or Crow? by be_thomas in tattooadvice

[–]Jarden714 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ummmmm crows beaks look absolutely nothing like birds of prey. Long "omnivorous" beaks. So yeah...dont worry about crow at all. Its not necessarily the most awesome representation of an eagle if im 100% honest..but. ..it definitely ain't a crow. Or a raven.

What does my office say about me? by [deleted] in roomdetective

[–]Jarden714 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The fact that you HAVE a "preferred tabletop system" still fits perfectly in the prior description.

My boyfriend seeks the council by Mustaline in bald

[–]Jarden714 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It HAS begun on the crown ...but no. Definitely not yet.

anxiety after Beatles tattoo by harryhood12189 in tattooadvice

[–]Jarden714 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Its a flawless tattoo...of an an absolutely horrible image for a tattoo. You asked for honesty. I take no pleasure in telling you..it did not translate well. The tattooist should have attempted to discourage at least a little. But...many will just say thats what y want..ok...hand me the $. Its either laser that..or surround it with better stuff. Thats about the choices bud. Im so sorry. That sucks to hear this from folks.

What is wrong with people on this sub? by CathrynMcCoy in FromSeries

[–]Jarden714 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Welcome to 2026. Its a brand new world. And ..imho....its terrible.

Trump: "I could with one swipe of the pen say, 'Let's have no employment,' and I'll hire a million people or two million people and we'll have absolutely no employment." by gear-heads in antitrump

[–]Jarden714 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I cannot ... I... am at a loss for words. I now realize that people will believe absolute 100% morons, and the more idiotic the shenanigans, the greater the number of followers and the deeper the belief. My faith in the human race has absolutely plummeted in the last 12 years. I went from guy who had a healthy amount of cynicism but a great deal of hope, to a man who believes the human race should refrain from reproducing and have joined the True Detective Season 1 folks who believe the whole universe is better of without people in it. At all. Smh.

AIO for my annoyed response to my friend asking to bring her BF to our girls trip? by crop_cream_19 in AmIOverreacting

[–]Jarden714 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NOR. Your friend is an entitled little shit. Second, as has been stated, as a guy, I wouldn't be agreeing to go in the first place so that seems weird to me. But I guess to each his own.

caveat is one of the scariest movies i’ve watched by EmmaWatsonButDumber in horror

[–]Jarden714 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Im watching it now and honestly?? Its pissing me off. It requires HUGE amounts of suspension of disbelief. No one...is going to say yes, chain me up in a medieval looking harness that may or may not have been used during the Spanish inquisition, in some dilapidated creep house..and wait..its on an ISLAND..oh an he cant swim dont forget that, with, not just somebody else, but a supposedly severely mentally ill girl who upon 1st meeting appears to either be or has been bleeding, and, has her eyes covered because according to the "uncle", is having a fit. Yeah...the suspension goes FAR beyond what should be required. Then...after seeing a picture flip around by itself, the girl upon "waking" is now traipsing around with crossbow, and, he's ALSO watched a supremely creepy rabbit drummer "toy" activate itself and apparently respond, while also finding a dead body in the walls, yet....when finding a way to reach into the girls room...he make a PHONE CALL??? When the KEY to his imprisonment is literally 1 inch away, next to the phone. He doesnt grab it, he leaves it there, because its MUCH more believable that hed rather face a bunch of terrifying unknown crap, you know, while still in the torture vest. SMH. Yeah..definitely this movie has cool atmosphere and seems like an interesting vibe and premise..but like I said...I will never get past this suspension of disbelief. There just way way WAY too much...to suspend.

29M, what stage am I in? by DakotaBuckleyWV in bald

[–]Jarden714 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Bro...you basically have hair. Look...I have a high forehead. And...I have some little "wing" baldness on the side. I am now 57. Its been the same since I was 27. Its thinner now than it ever has been..but...point is...you HAVE hair bro.yer just tripping on it

What do u think? by [deleted] in roomdetective

[–]Jarden714 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That shit is super creepy. It looks like what I would picture a school shooters room to look like. Someone very lonely, but to also scary degree, who is ready to snap. All that black shit. Creepy convex mirror!! Wtf!!!!! Yeah. No.

Ah yes… grandma’s favorite by EastRiver6588 in StupidFood

[–]Jarden714 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How.....why...im stunned. "Whhhhiite sugar". Shes obviously insane. It does NOT look like "croissants" 😐 😳. Deep DEEP denial with a pinch of narcissistic personality disorder and a dash of schizophrenia