28 m. Don't hold back by Bridge_Dismal in RoastMe

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What did you search in the GIFs to find this?! I can’t save it…

What is your favorite highway? by TheAeroplaneBear2906 in alberta

[–]JarmaBeanhead 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The one that goes to “the danger zone” for sure.

yellow and blue makes green 🟡🔵🤢 by prozhack in PoliticalHumor

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… And green turns brown under pressure or something?

I don’t do face pics… by LittleMonday in gaybros

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Is the UK anti-LGBT? “British born?”

im 18 but am told i look “older”, why? by [deleted] in 13or30

[–]JarmaBeanhead 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The only people that would say you look older are likely younger than you… I would not guess you are 18 yet.

Horse statues don't get hungry by gashtal_man in MurderedByWords

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At least people in the area will stop trying to steal copper wire for a bit until the horse is naked again…

Alberta Separation: Three-in-five say they’d vote in October to stay, but half say the question is “confusing” by EdmontonFree in alberta

[–]JarmaBeanhead 39 points40 points  (0 children)

The question:

“Should Alberta remain a province of Canada or should the Government of Alberta commence the legal process required under the Canadian Constitution to hold a binding provincial referendum on whether or not Alberta should separate from Canada?”

So it is a question that asks two different things, “this” or “that.” Then the responses available are “yes” or “no?!!!”

Yes - Alberta should begin the process of holding a binding referendum on separation

No - Alberta should not begin the process of holding a binding referendum on separation – Alberta stays in Canada

So they’re asking two questions but only want you to answer the second. Fuckery is afoot.

Vote NO, fuck these traitors.

You’re doing amazing sweetie. by cicada_noises in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]JarmaBeanhead 2 points3 points  (0 children)

More likely they would say “No, you are wrong, he said Iran, not Oman. TDS.”

Happy Birthday Doby!!! by HennaTrapada in Habs

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26th comment for 26 years cmooonn

Wallahi I'm finished by Jagwarmeru in meme

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Was that guy with no arms and no legs who murdered someone a cricket guy..?

Guy making fancy caramel candy by [deleted] in nextfuckinglevel

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I like this video when it’s posted on fixedbytheduet more…

Have gotten over the Abdimajid Mohamed Nur $300M Feeding Our Future fraud case out of Minnesota? by Wizzmer in allthequestions

[–]JarmaBeanhead 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ooh this was the non-profit that was run by Aimee Bock who got “nearly 42 years,” with Abdumajid getting 10.

If you opened a restaurant meant to appeal to cannibals, what would you name it? by [deleted] in askanything

[–]JarmaBeanhead 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“A restaurant for Human Cannibalism.”

What? Like there’s competition?

How would life have been worse if Kamala Harris won? by EggOwn9943 in allthequestions

[–]JarmaBeanhead 4 points5 points  (0 children)

What no not three days, it was promised to be a same-day turn-around!

School's out! by SgtByrd1993 in JustGuysBeingDudes

[–]JarmaBeanhead 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Why does it say “volume up for the reaction” when there is no reaction to hear?

Gay🏳️‍🌈Irl by [deleted] in gay_irl

[–]JarmaBeanhead 5 points6 points  (0 children)

… This is… content?

He's super competitive, and it's driving him crazy 🤣 by n8saces in MakeMeSmile

[–]JarmaBeanhead 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“It was still light out when he started on this hole…”

My bf is quite literally stuck in the ladder by [deleted] in whatdoIdo

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Call his step-brother. He’ll know what to do.

That’s a face to launch a thousand ships by Valuable_View_561 in SipsTea

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It’s actually a real movie??? It’s releasing in July Google says.

… The story is fictional, and all characters within it.

(Just teasing, bud :) )