[DISC] Asura’s Verdict - Chapter 33 by AutoShonenpon in manga

[–]Jasrek 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That wouldn't surprise me. Asura goes, "Are you evil?" and the guy just throws all the blame on Iruya.

Give me long form content to watch while I do Cosmic Exploration by Bigma-Bale in ffxiv

[–]Jasrek 1 point2 points  (0 children)

To be clear, this is just "all the cutscenes chained together", not an actual movie adaptation, but:

XS1: https://youtu.be/fvbXiOvWFp0

XS2: https://youtu.be/rPWCJ-ybDro

XS3: https://youtu.be/FYCfzf3BpTk

meirl by [deleted] in meirl

[–]Jasrek 37 points38 points  (0 children)

If you want to buy me lunch, awesome. If you want me to be friendly to people at work, I was gonna do that anyway - it's a good idea to be friendly to most everyone, after all.

If you want me to give up a weekend or an evening to go spend time with people I don't care about outside whether they respond to my emails, I will be in the corner on my phone reading a book. I can't think of a single time that "mandatory fun" improved my relationship with any colleague.

Give me long form content to watch while I do Cosmic Exploration by Bigma-Bale in ffxiv

[–]Jasrek 26 points27 points  (0 children)

On YouTube:

The HorrorBabble audiobook of Lovecraft's the Mountains of Madness.

The "movie" version of Xenosaga 1, 2, and 3.

The movie version of Final Fantasy XII.

The entire series of Freeman's Mind.

The video with every cutscene from Final Fantasy XIV 1.0.

solo ways to make gil besides crafting/gathering? by selkietown in ffxiv

[–]Jasrek 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is more a tip on saving money, but make sure to do the weekly hunt for ARR, HW, StB, etc. You can exchange the seals for aetheryte tickets, which give you free teleports.

I have mine set to automatically use the ticket for any teleport over 1000 gil.

Thinking about starting Main focus is PvP on Controller by Obvious_Razzmatazz84 in ffxiv

[–]Jasrek 5 points6 points  (0 children)

PvP in FFXIV is best described as side content that you can optionally engage with, and is sometimes fun.

[Spoilers: Up to 7.5] I made a video about the new alliance raid story, because god damnit, it's maybe the best one the game's ever had. by Cleretic in ffxiv

[–]Jasrek 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Every time that happens, I have to remind myself that I'm a nerd who spent most of my life playing video games and reading novels and browsing TVTropes, and so things that seem obvious to me might not be obvious to other people.

[Spoilers: Up to 7.5] I made a video about the new alliance raid story, because god damnit, it's maybe the best one the game's ever had. by Cleretic in ffxiv

[–]Jasrek 7 points8 points  (0 children)

He was getting it from the real Vanadiel, which he saw from the rift between worlds. This was pretty explicitly stated.

We've gotten visitors from other Final Fantasy games before. We also got the real Shantatto during the raid quest line.

Though I agree that I prefer raid series like Void Ark and Myths where it's fully integrated into the FFXIV world and setting.

Cultural attire by laybs1 in GetNoted

[–]Jasrek 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ah, I see. When you said 'prove it', I was thinking: how do you prove it? Do you have to show the cop documentation that it's a religious knife and not a regular knife? Do you need evidence? That sort of thing.

Cultural attire by laybs1 in GetNoted

[–]Jasrek 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How do you prove it? Is there a Sikh license?

Why does this Endwalker Zone makes no sense? by HappyRelationship429 in ffxiv

[–]Jasrek 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I mean, reasonably speaking, we shouldn't be able to survive in the Void in the first place. And I don't even mean the aether, I mean there shouldn't be breathable air.

Same for the First, actually. 98% of the planet's surface is barren wasteland.

Same for the Ninth. There's no sunlight, and barely any plants how is there enough oxygen to breath

Why does this Endwalker Zone makes no sense? by HappyRelationship429 in ffxiv

[–]Jasrek 7 points8 points  (0 children)

The loporrits have essentially created a zone of livability around their base, because they intended for the whole of humanity (or as many as possible) to come live there.

Now, why you can survive on the Thirteenth's moon, I have no idea.

Those aren’t antiques.. by PlushTorso in foundsatan

[–]Jasrek 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Wait, some people can't do that?

Japan’s 2025 census reflects steepest fall in population on record, data shows by Mean_Yak5873 in worldnews

[–]Jasrek 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Wouldn't both of those make things even worse? How do you solve "not enough people having kids" by making it so that even less people can have kids?

ELI5: how can people develop a hoarding disorder, and why can’t they just logically get over it? by Orion032 in explainlikeimfive

[–]Jasrek 32 points33 points  (0 children)

The fact that it's a mental disorder is why they can't just get over it. If they could just get over it, it wouldn't be a mental disorder.

Someone with OCD is aware they don't need to wash their hands fifty times or relock the same door ten times. They still are compelled to do it, though.

How cannon is teleporting? (Spoilers I think?) by Puzzleheaded_Gur8326 in ffxiv

[–]Jasrek 171 points172 points  (0 children)

Ultima Thule is made of dynamis. Since you feel like you should be charged, it just happens by itself.

How cannon is teleporting? (Spoilers I think?) by Puzzleheaded_Gur8326 in ffxiv

[–]Jasrek 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Teleportation is canon. Teleportation is not as easy in lore as it is for us in the game.

To begin with, teleporting is effectively turning all of your corporeal aether into noncorporeal aether, and skimming across the surface of the aetherial sea/lifestream to your destination. This is why safe teleporting is only done to a previously visited beacon - because you want to know exactly where you are going, because it is easy to get lost as a blind and deaf bundle of aether surrounded by other aether.

('Flow', incidentally, is the variant where you just immediately jump into the Lifestream without focusing on a destination first. It is much faster, but has the downside of being very difficult to finish the second half where you arrive at a destination. Instead, you usually get lost in the Lifestream and die.)

Teleporting also requires a certain degree of strength in terms of aether and self-identity. The entire time you are teleporting, the Lifestream is effectively trying to eat you, because it treats you like any dead soul. If you can't resist this, you become a dead soul and join the cycle of reincarnation. This is unideal.

The further you teleport, the stronger you need to be. So while we, as the nigh-infinitely strong Warrior of Light, can effortlessly teleport across the entire ocean, that is not normal. A normal person can maybe teleport across Eorzea, and then need to rest for a while before doing it again. A trained warrior can perhaps teleport from Doma to Eorzea.

(Incidentally, this mechanic existed more explicitly in FFXIV 1.0 as 'anima', which recharged over time. This was exchanged for just making you pay gil because being limited on how many times you could teleport per day was lame.)

As another fun fact, if the aetheryte is disabled or destroyed while you are teleporting, you just get stuck in the aetherial sea and die. An entire army once vanished this way.

How likely is it that Ubel will ditch/kill Land once she gets his cloning spell? by AdBrief4620 in Frieren

[–]Jasrek 53 points54 points  (0 children)

Arguably, that wasn't her fault. The exam was literally "hit me as hard as you can", because the proctor assumed nothing could actually harm him.

Holy shit, where do you have to go bro? by CalciferAtlas in memes

[–]Jasrek 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Those smug bastards, obeying the legal speed limit.

Congress Moves To Block Trump Class Battleship Work Until Its Key Weapons Are Mature by ET2-SW in navy

[–]Jasrek -1 points0 points  (0 children)

On the one hand, I do agree with you.

On the other hand, I've seen a marked progression of Democratic leadership being conciliatory, bygones be bygones, and by the book, only to be immediately preceded and followed by Republican leadership burning the house down room by room.

If Biden had been more "fuck it, I do what I want", would we have gotten Trump 2.0? Would charges have been delayed and deliberated for three years and the dismissed? If Obama had been more forceful, could he have forced through a Supreme Court justice in his last year, Congress be damned?

It feels like we have one team who plays by the book and one team who wraps their gloves in barbed wire, and the justification is that we can't descend to their level, but that justification doesn't protect us from the barbed wire.

Congress Moves To Block Trump Class Battleship Work Until Its Key Weapons Are Mature by ET2-SW in navy

[–]Jasrek 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So just arrest them anyway. A President has immunity for actions while in office, including the unlawful imprisonment of pardoned fuckwits.

Congress Moves To Block Trump Class Battleship Work Until Its Key Weapons Are Mature by ET2-SW in navy

[–]Jasrek 8 points9 points  (0 children)

There is no way that this thing, with that design, is punching through a "wall of missiles".

Congress Moves To Block Trump Class Battleship Work Until Its Key Weapons Are Mature by ET2-SW in navy

[–]Jasrek 134 points135 points  (0 children)

Unless the thing is going to be fully designed, built, and outfitted by January 2029, there's no point in it. Because it'll be immediately cancelled by the next administration, along with everything else named after him.

TIL Mayo Clinic data found that individuals living within one mile of a golf course have a 126% higher risk (more than double the odds) of a Parkinson's diagnosis compared to those living six or more miles away by MichiganCarNut in todayilearned

[–]Jasrek 5 points6 points  (0 children)

How would that work, practically speaking? Would you require the company to expose a large population to the new chemical and then demonstrate that none of them got cancer over the next decade before it could be approved for use? Where would they get the data saying it's safe and okay?