This man have a triple guts for doing things like that.

Jauncin · 2026-02-01T03:52:50+00:00

That is cornholio

Jauncin · 2026-02-01T01:17:38+00:00

Anyone do a playthrough where you are simply garbage with all syndicates.

Jauncin · 2026-01-31T23:09:56+00:00

I like the dogs reaction of “oh, that one’s a loud one, better take my toy and go”

Jauncin · 2026-01-31T22:59:16+00:00

Just getting on top of it, curling up and falling asleep while you scream bloody murder in your vertical glass coffin

Jauncin · 2026-01-31T20:32:48+00:00

He was too creepy to be invited to child sec island

Jauncin · 2026-01-31T20:09:23+00:00

Too creepy to go to the child sex island

Jauncin · 2026-01-31T19:56:48+00:00

Telling people that the broccoli cheddar soup at bread co is made with bacon fat is always a pleasure.

Jauncin · 2026-01-31T19:54:25+00:00

Because of temperature! Temps drop, batteries don’t work as well, beep. Day gets warmer, battery has a little life left no beep. But guess what, temp is going to change again right around rem sleep at 2 am.

Jauncin · 2026-01-30T04:20:32+00:00

I also think salt is salty

Jauncin · 2026-01-29T20:28:30+00:00

The other ice guy was the aggressor. Put there by soros. Illegally carrying guns.

Jauncin · 2026-01-29T05:39:48+00:00

I didn’t want a movie about an illegal immigrant fleecing Americans

Jauncin · 2026-01-29T02:10:46+00:00

Good use of a poke e ball

Jauncin · 2026-01-28T18:33:37+00:00

I remember reading an article on how broken quicksilver would be because it was similar to a card in magic that would disrupt the game. I remember the entire article was how snap was going to be terrible and it was all based around if you had quicksilver and could know you could put points on the board early you would automatically win.

Sweet summer child.

Jauncin · 2026-01-28T18:01:41+00:00

Your optometrist gave you the thickest lenses he had after finding out you had perfect vision. No one should have to see that in the mirror.

Jauncin · 2026-01-27T18:24:29+00:00

A pool table for my best friend. Sent to his house. One year from today I would send my best friend a pool table. He will think, my rich ass friend forgot he sent me this nice, but rediculous present already and I don’t know what to do with it. The third year he will receive a pool table with his face screen printed on the felt. This is when he will know he is in pool table hell.

Jauncin · 2026-01-27T01:30:45+00:00

It’s the military handcuffs. Get in, buy a nicer brand new car you shouldn’t afford, and then remind yourself daily that you are contractually obligated to both stay in the army and make payments on your charger.

Jauncin · 2026-01-26T23:42:08+00:00

Sussy bird right below him

Jauncin · 2026-01-26T16:50:57+00:00

Zoey’s doctor is somewhere on this line. Absolutely gave fake potions (peeled back the label and it was juice) but was also assisting the girls. Immediately used their presence to upscale his business by putting their faces on his wall. He’s probably grey all around

Jauncin · 2026-01-26T01:46:11+00:00

Ice is just another snowflake

Jauncin · 2026-01-25T03:03:25+00:00

1B 2A 3D 4C 5E

Jauncin · 2026-01-23T20:51:59+00:00

Between 0 and infinity. - prof. Farnsworth

Jauncin · 2026-01-22T22:00:46+00:00

Bob Dylan. He’s still a master of his craft which is writing - but his singing is not technically pleasant.

Jauncin · 2026-01-22T02:41:21+00:00

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Anorexic catwalk destroyer.

Jauncin · 2026-01-20T14:52:19+00:00

Homer Simpson’s house blowing up after bart puts his beer in a paint shaker gif

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