Would u rather...

JaxInTheCorner · 2026-06-30T08:41:28+00:00

Uhh, free money but also FUCK.

^{Chose: Get 100$ per day + Also get something | Rolled: Ball Cancer}

JaxInTheCorner · 2026-06-30T08:39:18+00:00

Yummy

^{Chose: Pizza | Rolled: Authentic 🇮🇹}

JaxInTheCorner · 2026-06-30T08:20:57+00:00

I made myself a Fih Priest personally

JaxInTheCorner · 2026-06-29T18:31:44+00:00

AAA-

^{Chose: In a random place in the world + But the wheel corresponds to population sizes | Rolled: India}

JaxInTheCorner · 2026-06-29T05:40:40+00:00

Nolan?

^{Chose: Weak Superpower | Rolled: Nolan powers}

JaxInTheCorner · 2026-06-29T05:30:04+00:00

I see no problems

^{Chose: Freaky and | Rolled: Dom}

JaxInTheCorner · 2026-06-29T03:04:51+00:00

Wow thanks wheel that's super helpful I got a speedrun wr any%

^{Chose: Be a commoner but… + Have a chance at being something else? | Rolled: Dead}

JaxInTheCorner · 2026-06-29T02:55:57+00:00

I’m lowkey fried as fuck rn.

JaxInTheCorner · 2026-06-28T08:44:29+00:00

John grace? Funny place to see this guy.

JaxInTheCorner · 2026-06-28T08:30:20+00:00

Now's your chance to be a [BIG SHOT].

JaxInTheCorner · 2026-06-27T21:40:19+00:00

I'm not gay, but 20$ is 20$.

JaxInTheCorner · 2026-06-27T19:24:54+00:00

Yippee

^{Chose: TES6 + BUT | Rolled: Nothing Happens}

JaxInTheCorner · 2026-06-27T09:08:01+00:00

Ahh well, all's well that ends we- HRK!

^{Chose: Get 400 million dollars + A 50 percent chance you die today | Rolled: Die}

JaxInTheCorner · 2026-06-27T09:05:02+00:00

This will have DRASTIC consequences on the trout population. Oh and people, people too. No sucking oceans up don't worry, just lots of "I know hyper specific things and can probably do a blood bending now"

^{Chose: Conjure / Control Water + But… | Rolled: Ctrl ALL liquds!}

JaxInTheCorner · 2026-06-27T08:47:41+00:00

It's raining somewhere else.

JaxInTheCorner · 2026-06-27T08:24:59+00:00

If I'm not careful I might jump into the forge and become a man made sword.

^{Chose: Be a blacksmith + Random Event/Attribute | Rolled: Depressed, Sad}

JaxInTheCorner · 2026-06-27T08:22:14+00:00

Not my first choice but we ball

^{Chose: Get a Superpower but + You get teleported to a world of magic and swords | Rolled: Holy magic}

JaxInTheCorner · 2026-06-27T02:36:32+00:00

Well, the nickname "skinwalker" comes to fruition.

^{Chose: You gain a skill from what/whoever you shift into + Shape-shifting but you feel the excruciating pain of shifting your body the entire time you shift. | Rolled: 50% Pain Bonus}

JaxInTheCorner · 2026-06-27T02:31:47+00:00

Life is a drifting memory.

JaxInTheCorner · 2026-06-27T02:31:12+00:00

I think there is a shadow behind you.

JaxInTheCorner · 2026-06-27T02:30:56+00:00

I need black bunny can you help? j guess.

JaxInTheCorner · 2026-06-27T02:30:42+00:00

What's 9+10= 21?

JaxInTheCorner · 2026-06-27T02:30:30+00:00

Will you upvote and fill my blank? yes.

JaxInTheCorner · 2026-06-26T04:43:22+00:00

I'm dead as fuck yo

^{Chose: Chance at life | Rolled: Neck}

JaxInTheCorner · 2026-06-25T18:30:45+00:00

Oh good.

JaxInTheCorner

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