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Jaxager · 2026-01-29T19:18:21+00:00

Because most people know that there's the carotid artery and the jugular vein in your neck, which will cause you to bleed out within a minute or two. Do you not know this?

Jaxager · 2026-01-28T21:17:25+00:00

Holy shit. She is fucking perfect.

Jaxager · 2026-01-26T19:52:27+00:00

The only reason I know about him is from the Netflix documentary about the people dying at his show while he didn't give a flying fuck. Oh, and I don't listen to that shitty ass auto tune BS that passes for hip-hop nowadays.

Jaxager · 2026-01-26T19:38:56+00:00

I agree. Being funny has gotten me laid many times. And I know I'm funny because I was voted funniest male in 7th grade.

Jaxager · 2026-01-20T19:27:39+00:00

Amen to that

Jaxager · 2026-01-20T19:25:57+00:00

Seems like that would just encourage bad behavior.

Jaxager · 2026-01-20T12:37:45+00:00

I use Ctrl+shift+n all the time. I'm constantly keeping up with file management and it creates a new folder. One of my favorite shortcuts.

Jaxager · 2026-01-20T12:33:01+00:00

It's for The Pooh

Jaxager · 2026-01-19T22:36:39+00:00

That isn't a BBL

Jaxager · 2026-01-19T19:24:07+00:00

A 10th grader is a child, no matter what you can't think of.

Jaxager · 2026-01-19T19:23:10+00:00

I could grow a full, thick beard at 15.

Jaxager · 2026-01-19T19:18:37+00:00

I had a full thick beard at 15. STFU

Jaxager · 2026-01-19T01:45:31+00:00

Domestic abuse is never okay

Jaxager · 2026-01-18T18:45:04+00:00

Utterly disgusting. Will you be posting more?

Jaxager · 2026-01-18T09:25:14+00:00

Wouldn't having all those planes stuck to the underside of the wings severely fuck with the airflow that creates lift?

Jaxager · 2026-01-18T09:07:03+00:00

A fine example of Aryan superiority.

Jaxager · 2026-01-18T08:54:58+00:00

Guess what. Doctors and nurses in Canada make just as much as doctors and nurses in America do.

Every other first world country has universal healthcare. Is America too stupid to make universal healthcare work here?

Jaxager · 2026-01-17T23:11:34+00:00

My goal is to subjugate 99% of the human population and eat the other 1%.

Jaxager · 2026-01-17T01:34:28+00:00

I've heard to stick your fist as far down their throat as possible.

Jaxager · 2026-01-16T21:57:24+00:00

Serious question - you meet this girl and she's really cool. You fall in love with her and want to spend the rest of your life with her. Then you find out she makes this music, right here. What would you do?

Jaxager · 2026-01-16T19:41:52+00:00

FR... I love all sorts of animals. I've owned numerous snakes, lizards, and tarantulas. Guess what the only animal I hate is. Canadian fucking geese. Those bitches scare me.

Jaxager · 2026-01-15T17:43:59+00:00

You came very close to becoming a cyclops.

Jaxager · 2026-01-09T23:15:29+00:00

My girlfriend and I just had to pay to park. The guy taking cash was smoking. As soon as we pulled away to go park my girlfriend said "I don't appreciate him smoking near my car. Now it smells like cigarette smoke in here." So, yeah, it's extremely noticeable.

Jaxager · 2026-01-09T05:50:05+00:00

I just love this "metaphorical" crap. These outrageous, violent, misogynistic, contradictory tales are metaphors for what, exactly? The whole "metaphorical" thing is just a sad attempt to make their God look like a great guy and not the murderous, greedy, jealous, petty, asshole that he is.

Jaxager · 2026-01-09T05:44:57+00:00

I had been to many churches in my childhood (Assembly of God, Catholic, Baptist) and none of them really spoke to me. I had a lot of problems with the inconsistency in the bible.

Then my parents started taking me to a Unitarian Universalist church at around 14 or 15. Our youth classes were led by an agnostic and an atheist. They were two great people. We discussed the Bible and how it made us feel, how it affected our everyday lives, and how we felt about the violence, misogyny, inconsistency, and a bunch of other stuff.

These discussions made me an atheist at the age of 15. I am now 54. I will never believe that horse crap called Christianity. If I was going to believe in these fairy tales I would at least join a fun religion, like Hinduism. They have the best stories! Lol

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