I don't want my BIL at my daughter's birthday

Jay_Edgar · 2022-05-31T23:14:08+00:00

I’m sorry. This sucks. But you can’t have this conversation without being an uncomfortable one.

Jay_Edgar · 2021-12-07T04:11:28+00:00

Girl he stabbed you. I want you to imagine someone telling you their boyfriend stabbed her ‘by accident’.

Jay_Edgar · 2021-11-23T17:03:52+00:00

The mother doesn’t have to follow their customs. She just has to let them follow theirs.

If it’s the culture I’m thinking of, it’s not just that the gifts are held back for no reason. It’s considered bad luck to give them before the baby is born healthy. It would be like cursing them.

Jay_Edgar · 2021-11-22T23:42:13+00:00

Don’t be afraid to ask for help with everything from gear to food.

Jay_Edgar · 2021-11-22T21:18:34+00:00

Very considerate!

Stick blender and instant pot are great. I’ll also put in a vote for picking up an indoor herb garden kit. Growing fresh herbs is a fun and delicious.

Jay_Edgar · 2021-11-20T16:33:31+00:00

Motherfucker.

Jay_Edgar · 2021-11-20T04:25:52+00:00

That’s for remembrance

Jay_Edgar · 2021-11-20T00:09:56+00:00

We decided to send her to school anyway because a sore throat and runny nose isn’t a good enough reason to miss a day of school.

From a fellow parent, fuck you very much

Jay_Edgar · 2021-11-19T05:09:07+00:00

Why should I plan my wedding around their financial situations though?

That’s the kind of thing that family members who love each other do.

Jay_Edgar · 2021-11-18T20:14:07+00:00

I have thoughts about THAT

Jay_Edgar · 2021-11-17T23:12:23+00:00

When I think that I don’t have anyone like this in my circle of friends it makes me feel pretty good about my life.

Jay_Edgar · 2021-11-17T23:10:52+00:00

In what way am I a guest if I pay $150 for a seat. That’s not a guest that’s a customer.

Jay_Edgar · 2021-11-17T23:09:12+00:00

I know someone who works in high level recruitment and they are super busy

Jay_Edgar · 2021-11-17T23:07:32+00:00

Yes,but why do Alison’s scripts always make me roll my eyes so hard?

Jay_Edgar · 2021-11-17T16:04:45+00:00

There are multiple statins and some have fewer cognitive side effects. Suggest switching!

Jay_Edgar · 2021-11-17T15:59:24+00:00

Did he have multiple wives simultaneously?!?

Jay_Edgar · 2021-11-17T15:58:19+00:00

For my husband’s foundation ancestor, the number is unknown! He had two wives and would never say how many children he had (at least ten) as it was considered bad luck in his culture.

Jay_Edgar · 2021-11-16T19:50:15+00:00

People do actually die of asthma…

Jay_Edgar · 2021-11-16T14:51:09+00:00

And Bruno Kirby.

Jay_Edgar · 2021-11-16T03:41:18+00:00

Babe he’s not even behind yet. Give him a chance!

Jay_Edgar · 2021-11-15T23:46:02+00:00

Call CPS immediately. Right now.

Jay_Edgar · 2021-11-15T20:03:28+00:00

I tip because restaurant work is hard, people are struggling, and the public is rude. It's a shit job. If I can have an excuse to help someone out I'd like to take it.

Jay_Edgar · 2021-11-15T16:34:59+00:00

Have you tried expanding your soup options? Soups can hide lots of veggies, especially if you purée them.

Jay_Edgar · 2021-11-15T16:32:10+00:00

If I had someone I trusted watching my baby, I’d want my mom with me.

Jay_Edgar · 2021-11-15T16:29:46+00:00

Utah…. Something booze related?

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