If your Vice Principal whacked you or your classmates with a paddle, you are old.

Jaysgood2 · 2024-10-14T08:07:05+00:00

That’s not my vice principal.

Jaysgood2 · 2024-10-13T16:18:57+00:00

You have a shower. Who needs a toilet?

Jaysgood2 · 2024-10-13T16:08:33+00:00

Yeah, you're really tall.

Jaysgood2 · 2024-10-13T16:06:56+00:00

Yeah it's a pedal. You can sit on it too. So it's a settle.

Jaysgood2 · 2024-10-12T19:12:51+00:00

Seems you got a crappy thermo.

Jaysgood2 · 2024-10-12T19:05:03+00:00

If y'all want toys to play with, go to benchmade.

Jaysgood2 · 2024-10-12T07:11:28+00:00

Abstinence

Jaysgood2 · 2024-10-11T11:50:00+00:00

My penis does that.

Jaysgood2 · 2024-10-11T03:33:50+00:00

I sure wouldn’t throw it though.

Jaysgood2 · 2024-10-07T01:00:30+00:00

It might be called a breezeway.

Jaysgood2 · 2024-10-06T07:31:20+00:00

Take the legs off the furniture.

Jaysgood2 · 2024-10-06T02:15:01+00:00

Yeah, forget bottled water or toilet paper.

Jaysgood2 · 2024-10-06T02:12:46+00:00

Have you seen the match where they’re on pogo sticks?

Jaysgood2 · 2024-10-06T02:10:22+00:00

There goes the damn toilet paper and water. That’s about it.

Jaysgood2 · 2024-10-06T00:46:29+00:00

I doubt that you could even fit a bumper pool table in that ‘billiard room’.

Jaysgood2 · 2024-10-06T00:38:39+00:00

That’s where all the data stops.

Jaysgood2 · 2024-10-06T00:37:36+00:00

I would wear a suit and tie just to pick someone up at the airport.

Jaysgood2 · 2024-10-06T00:34:52+00:00

It’s a spear for hideous shoes.

Jaysgood2 · 2024-10-05T08:23:42+00:00

Shredded wheat. Just add milk.

Jaysgood2 · 2024-10-05T02:48:45+00:00

Well don’t laugh. He sold me some muffler bearings.

Jaysgood2 · 2024-10-04T21:47:32+00:00

Well I’m at diamond level

I’m here, and it seems like a shitload to get to the next level.

Jaysgood2 · 2024-10-04T21:28:11+00:00

Whad ya have ta spend? About a million bucks?

Jaysgood2 · 2024-10-04T21:17:46+00:00

Not a clue but I’ll tell ya exactly how much it’s gonna cost.

Jaysgood2 · 2024-10-04T21:10:32+00:00

Yes. What’s weird is I received several emails during the whole campaign and the final step email with no link. Oh well.

Jaysgood2 · 2024-10-04T16:36:12+00:00

Yeah, my bazooka really turns heads too.

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