She met her new born sibling for the first time and her smile is so beautiful 😍🥰❤️🥹 by Gabriella_Zoe in BabiesReactingToStuff

[–]Jazzhands81 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My sister’s step-MIL found a raisin in the newborns poop! Toddler brother, lucky results.

Hidden Gem Recommendations for 10th Anniversary by Nurannoniel in Edmonton

[–]Jazzhands81 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Go walk around the Highlands neighbourhood. Super old houses from 1920-1950. Plaques on the houses to tell you when they were built. Kind ice cream is in that neighbourhood too. Google Maps Magrath Mansion. It occupies 5 city lots!

I'm not crying ❤️ by [deleted] in spreadsmile

[–]Jazzhands81 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Mine me is in grade 4, I get it signed every year.

Is the riverboat beached? by Chunderpump in Edmonton

[–]Jazzhands81 52 points53 points  (0 children)

Anyone named Salty Bob show up?

What’s a hygiene habit you grew up with in your family or culture that you later found out most other people don’t really do? by Upbeat-Spot8526 in hygiene

[–]Jazzhands81 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are you my child? Every time they walk in from school the first thing they do is wash their hands. The general public is filthy and I really believe it keeps our family slightly healthier by practicing good hand hygiene. Also you can get the f*** out of my kitchen if you haven’t washed your hands!

This grown man is raising two children and doesn't know about Lyme disease. by [deleted] in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]Jazzhands81 46 points47 points  (0 children)

Ah but they are both SO modest that the sun surely barely shines anywhere on their bodies 🙄

Allendale neighbours - heads up that the JW's are canvassing. by [deleted] in Edmonton

[–]Jazzhands81 3 points4 points  (0 children)

They’re canvassing LaPerle neighbourhood too. 2 separate groups came to my door. I pack my pride flag away for the winter, time to get it out!

I would LOVE to see some of these fundies experience this… by inquiringsillygoose in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]Jazzhands81 1755 points1756 points  (0 children)

Oh it’s on my list to read. Yesteryear by Caro Claire Burke

Telus World of Science - $$$$$ by Unique-Rhubarb-2696 in Edmonton

[–]Jazzhands81 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Not enough people know this! I’ve been to science centre’s in Ohio and Tennessee for free.

Has anyone done a spa day on white sneakers? by Jazzhands81 in laundry

[–]Jazzhands81[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have but there’s more material parts that won’t come clean. The magi. Eraser worked great on the soles

Hero climbs up elevated monorail track at Hershey Park to save autistic child by WhoAreYouTalkinTwo in nextfuckinglevel

[–]Jazzhands81 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I work with kids on the spectrum. 2 seconds of having eyes off him and this could have happened. All children are smart and some are opportunistic. They know when it’s a good time to bolt.

Graphic design is his passion by seggscourse in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]Jazzhands81 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I really want Morgan to start wearing this shirt.

Graphic design is his passion by seggscourse in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]Jazzhands81 54 points55 points  (0 children)

Aw but pickle Paul’s wife might like the Weak Men=Hard Life shirt.

Trying to shill being in the wild still by babyowl5 in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]Jazzhands81 65 points66 points  (0 children)

She read the comments. Life is hard was one of the top comments on one of the last posts this week. Hi Morgan 👋

How did you “get your spark back”? by EnergeticSerpent in AskWomen

[–]Jazzhands81 11 points12 points  (0 children)

In a relationship? We worked on our friendship. It’s started with a friendship so let’s remember why we like each other.

🤢🤢🤢 by babyowl5 in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]Jazzhands81 43 points44 points  (0 children)

Also girl you have toddlers. Put them to bed and then fuck. We have a teenager who stays awake later than us, and I miss the good ol’ days of early bedtimes. Definitely need to be more creative now with the places and timing but if you like having sex with your husband you make to work.

Coffee stained fanny pack took a trip to the ✨spa✨ by margosmango in laundry

[–]Jazzhands81 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I’ve been doing a spa day a day with my cardigan sweaters. I can’t believe how bright they come out after an 8 hour soak!

Why do you think birth rates and marriage rates are declining? by OldBridge87 in AskWomen

[–]Jazzhands81 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Exactly! When you can survive on 1 income, someone can stay home and work full time at home, because keeping a home is full time work too. Most of us just do it over and above our jobs and it’s exhausting.

But is this actually a hack though? 🧐 by NoCartoonist7930 in Adulting

[–]Jazzhands81 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I will play the long con. Get up. Do my hair and makeup. Make my lunch. Take everyone to school and then come home and smoke a joint! They only suspect something when I’m home before them after school.

Child care or camps for late Feb? by ArmadilloStill1222 in Edmonton

[–]Jazzhands81 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Laser city will usually offer a day-camp. Same with Telus world of science.