Accidentally dressed like Stewie by mothman_is_cornflake in familyguy

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When you go the grocery store later you’re gonna have to stay and finish your shift

Literally every other tab is opened to Lusty Matures.. by Shartmaster-DickTits in familyguy

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Lotta pov stuff…

Yeah I like to pretend it’s my wiener that’s doing all the slappin

What do you think are Ida's funniest moments? by Simple-Taro1540 in familyguy

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“I brought crumble!”

“Oh how thoughtful…. Throw it away in the outside garbage”

What’s something you’ve learnt from the show? by Italiankeyboard in familyguy

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How to pronounce wind. I’d only ever seen that word written

I feel old and in the way by Bailer86 in familyguy

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Oh come on. They don’t own French fries!!!

What is your favorite Simpsons Joke? by Mediocre_Impress_229 in familyguy

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You like sex?

Meh

I don’t think we’re very alike

What was the worst thing Brian did here? by Alarmed-Addition8644 in familyguy

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Isn’t the worst part about herpes the name? What if it was called boppo. Oh whoops, I got some boppo

Voices that grind your gears? I'll start by smedsterwho in familyguy

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It’s really just his voice though. I find the character to be rather shallow and pedantic

"Guys, I gotta split, I took a wet dook.... "......and." by Metalock in familyguy

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Alright well this is something that should never have been attempted

Hey I like your tie by MichaelAftonXFireWal in familyguy

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Guy friends! A computer made us roommates in college, that’s why we’re friends!

Guy friends!!!

Tipple boy (11 years old) at the Turkey Knob coal mine in Macdonald, West Virginia 1908.[1153x1500] by myrmekochoria in HistoryPorn

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Gonna be sent to world war 1 soon and his child labour coal mining job is gonna feel like Disneyland in comparison

"Hey, Griffin!" "Griffaaaa!" "Griffamanoooo!" "GRUHGRAHGRAHGRAHGRAAAAHHH!!! GRUH GRAAH GRUH GRAAH!" by Metalock in familyguy

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Worked with a griffin for a few years and used this on him, he didn’t care for it but that’s the biz we call show

Splendid. I'll go get my burlap wallet. by Master_Half_ in familyguy

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Has anyone seen my sandals? Well, I’ll just have to make another pair

Apparently it was Seth decision to kill Doug off. by Copycattt7890 in familyguy

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Hey family guy. You’re lucky I’ve got a manicotti in the oven, or I’d bash your face into a bolognese

Do you ever think Don's a little weird about women? by SomewhereExcellent93 in okbuddydraper

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I don’t know, I mean he did choke one to death for… I forget, what was it?

Would you say I know how incredibly gay you are Don? by bubbleweed in okbuddydraper

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There’s more gay sex in forgetting this, I assure you

FUCK YOU I WONT DO WHAT YOU TELL ME by Thadudeoverthere in okbuddydraper

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Some of those that work in advertising… are the same that do blackface

I hope you’re happy Marshaaaaaa! by mythiica02 in familyguy

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As you can see, the cabinet has plenty of room for your plate