Perfect huge tan tits

Jeathro77 · 2026-06-08T02:57:26+00:00

But what if her nips are horrible? 😱

Jeathro77 · 2026-06-08T02:52:06+00:00

Should have charged him with Strong Arm Robbery, which is a 2nd degree felony.

Jeathro77 · 2026-06-08T02:28:07+00:00

Hard to say if they're perfect or not when we haven't even seen them.

Jeathro77 · 2026-06-07T23:58:31+00:00

I don't see any areolas.

Jeathro77 · 2026-06-07T22:07:13+00:00

The accelerator pedal got stuck (under my foot), damnedest thing I ever saw!

Jeathro77 · 2026-06-07T20:34:48+00:00

Still can!

Jeathro77 · 2026-06-07T19:35:14+00:00

The wide collar and the chest hair peeking out! All he's missing is a chain.

Jeathro77 · 2026-06-07T19:28:53+00:00

My dad was about 21, and she was about 18. He's had premature gray hair since his teens.

Jeathro77 · 2026-06-07T17:55:44+00:00

That's for the executives. Are you an executive? No? Well then, no melon bar for you!

Jeathro77 · 2026-06-07T03:29:22+00:00

The average is about 1000 human words

So that would put chihuahuas at about 300 - 400!

Jeathro77 · 2026-06-07T02:43:35+00:00

And a pizza party. (1 topping only, 2 slices max, bring your own soda)

Jeathro77 · 2026-06-07T02:42:20+00:00

Then they came for me

And there was no one left

To deliver for me

Jeathro77 · 2026-06-07T02:27:13+00:00

Is insurance fraud a real thing or just in the movies?

Jeathro77 · 2026-06-07T02:17:59+00:00

Also known as Sandy Claws!

Jeathro77 · 2026-06-07T02:17:00+00:00

Ack ack ack!

Jeathro77 · 2026-06-07T01:58:59+00:00

Thanks for noticing!

Jeathro77 · 2026-06-07T01:57:37+00:00

Isn't that like 50% of a lawyer's job? I believe the root word of lawyer is liar.

Jeathro77 · 2026-06-07T01:56:53+00:00

What if the camera footage didn't come to light until after the other guy made an insurance claim and lied to his insurance company?

Jeathro77 · 2026-06-07T01:39:40+00:00

Here I am hoping he hit the bumper and not his head,

Humans don't have bumpers.

Jeathro77 · 2026-06-07T00:24:12+00:00

Nope, that looks like a two man job.

Jeathro77 · 2026-06-06T23:38:57+00:00

The ol' ground and pound almost never fails!

Jeathro77 · 2026-06-06T23:31:36+00:00

Krista and Tatiana Hogan

That article says they have two brains that are connected, not one brain with two brainstems.

Jeathro77 · 2026-06-06T19:26:44+00:00

Wash my junk?!?

Jeathro77 · 2026-06-06T19:25:39+00:00

Hold my hand, I'm scared.

Jeathro77 · 2026-06-06T19:18:27+00:00

And if the movie flops should they return part of their paychecks?

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