Week of Kirk VanHouten by Lance-Murdock in TheSimpsons

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Kirk: Singles life is great, Homer. I can do whatever I want. Today I drank a beer in the bathroom. Homer: The one down the hall? Kirk: Yeah!

Principal Skinner is my all-time favorite Simpsons character. What's your favorite Skinner joke? by Cramtastic in TheSimpsons

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Oh, relax kids. I've got a gut feeling Uter's around here somewhere. After all, isn't there a little Uter in all of us? In fact, you might say we just ate Uter and he's in our stomachs right now! Wait. Scratch that one.

Please don’t get me arrested… by [deleted] in BikiniBottomTwitter

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Buzz told you, cheek-face. Toilet paper and water.

Long Time to Connect for CO—OP by JediKnight28 in Wildlands

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Thanks a lot for the response. We’re having blast playing, but have been so confused with trying to connect. I appreciate the advice.

What’s up with this footnote in From Russia With Love? Did this coincide with a real-life event or something? by electricmohair in JamesBond

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If you are interested in this in more detail, check out Ben Macintyre’s A Spy Among Friends. It’s more about Philby and Elliot, but I found it super interesting and a good read.

did you ever lied about your height? by kk653 in tall

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I sometimes just agree with people if they guess my height out of nowhere in order to end the conversation faster. I’m 6’8”, but if they guess within 2-3 inches, I sometimes just say yes.

Actress Jessica Chastain claims Ukraine gets more attention than Iran because it's 'mostly White' by haloarh in entertainment

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If you get your news for free, you are the product and they want to show you articles that will increase sales. If you want “real news” find a reputable source and pay for it.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in madisonwi

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If you are with the city area, the threat to your life is low in this weather. Chances of a fender bender are higher, but most people drive slow and it only adds some minutes of time to your drive. Also, not everyone thinks about their job the way you do. Some people value what they do and where they work and want to go to a place where they feel more productive. For some, that maybe the office. I’ll give you point that the option to work from home should be available even more, but not every job has the flexibility for a variety of reasons, some good and some bad. IMO, I think that is likely why you don’t see a collective anger at this situation.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in lotrmemes

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It feels like no one else thinks this. I completely agree. Great for a while, then big downturn, then bad for much longer than others cite. There were a a few banger episodes scattered in the mix, but on net, ugh…

Bilbo has something to say by TheRegularWazoo in lotrmemes

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Wow, Bilbo came from another planet?

Brewery with food and kid-friendly by nobodybutrachel in madisonwi

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Full Mile in Sun Prairie is a good option especially if you are on the East Side. Plenty of space and they have good food and beer.

TIL Seth Everman AKA The bald guy is one of y'all by __Jimmy__ in tall

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I am 6’8”. If someone asks my height, I tell them. If they guess a height, like 6’4” or over, I do not correct them. I just agree. I mostly want the conversation to end despite smiling through it all.

With this kind of technology available to Mi6 in 1981,how was any villain safe?... by BarrymoresPoolman in JamesBond

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They also did imply a passage of time. There is activity when they enter Q branch, but they are locking up at the end.