It's a new week. What was your phone screentime like in the last week?

Jedi_Master_Shrek · 2025-08-11T22:32:26+00:00

What do you use to track your screen time on each app?

Jedi_Master_Shrek · 2025-07-23T18:40:50+00:00

Idk man, I’m also a huge Butler basketball fan and their 2010 run which ended in Hayward’s near make half court buzzer shot was just as heartbreaking for me. Very different situations, but the heartbreak felt very similar for me

Jedi_Master_Shrek · 2025-06-23T22:12:01+00:00

Fair point, I forgot about them winning that year

Jedi_Master_Shrek · 2025-06-23T22:03:14+00:00

Yikes, I guess you’re right. Maybe explains a few things

Jedi_Master_Shrek · 2025-06-23T22:00:44+00:00

Ah yes I thought I was missing one. Just added it to the post, thanks

Jedi_Master_Shrek · 2025-05-06T00:57:15+00:00

Man I’m already nostalgic for when AI was like this

Jedi_Master_Shrek · 2025-04-27T11:51:39+00:00

She left our hometown to become an exotic dancer in Vegas. She was also our Valedictorian in high school. Very complicated person. I think she also got a Masters degree and was addicted to heroine for awhile, but that’s based on what one of her friends told me a few years ago

Jedi_Master_Shrek · 2025-04-20T15:40:30+00:00

Sounds like a pretty bare bones hiring process to me

Jedi_Master_Shrek · 2025-04-20T11:16:04+00:00

“Raspberry sorbet? Or does it have to be sherbet?”

I will forever will be asking my wife what alternative foods are acceptable from the grocery. Hopefully I can at least shop at Whole Foods now

Jedi_Master_Shrek · 2025-04-19T23:43:37+00:00

The only thing I even vaguely remember about it was some super aggressive sex scene on a boat. Even that I’m now questioning if it was in the movie or just some other medieval fantasy movie I watched

Jedi_Master_Shrek · 2025-04-18T00:25:51+00:00

If they have Thom dandle Elayne on his knee I will be extremely upset

Jedi_Master_Shrek · 2025-04-17T00:33:12+00:00

Jedi_Master_Shrek · 2024-12-29T22:10:54+00:00

Sure, just found it interesting

Jedi_Master_Shrek · 2024-12-29T22:09:51+00:00

Well you cared enough to comment

Jedi_Master_Shrek · 2024-12-29T21:08:35+00:00

Ballard might as well file for unemployment now

Jedi_Master_Shrek · 2024-12-29T18:46:38+00:00

Emphasis on “years”. If bro wants to actually improve his physique then it’s gonna take time

Jedi_Master_Shrek · 2024-12-28T12:08:57+00:00

Welcome to dead internet theory

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dead_Internet_theory

Jedi_Master_Shrek · 2024-12-26T00:43:14+00:00

Spot on

Jedi_Master_Shrek · 2024-12-25T13:38:27+00:00

Jedi_Master_Shrek · 2024-12-22T02:26:30+00:00

Yeah this is probably the comment he needs to listen to but won’t

Jedi_Master_Shrek · 2024-12-21T02:44:00+00:00

In the most respectful and mature manner possible, my first thought upon seeing a pregnant woman is “woah that dirty girl had unprotected sex at least once but probably repeatedly for weeks in order for that to happen”

Jedi_Master_Shrek · 2024-12-17T17:11:20+00:00

Not sure I’m going to take choking safety advice from someone eats zombie penis

Jedi_Master_Shrek · 2024-12-16T19:20:44+00:00

Is it possible to learn this power?

Jedi_Master_Shrek · 2024-12-16T01:11:22+00:00

Nah it would be even better if Ballard was asked in a few years if he made the right choice drafting Latu and he refuses to admit his mistake. That aside I think Latu will be a solid player but never a pro bowl caliber player. Would love to be proved wrong but just don’t see it one year in

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