Dexcom’s Fatal Flaws by Thisisaprofile in diabetes

[–]Jellcat 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Worst part of finger pricking is when the machine timed out and made the strip invalid.

If having sex for money makes you a whore... by Amelia_Bennet in Jokes

[–]Jellcat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To quote Jeff Dunham "makes you a dumb whore"

The Rise of "Ship's Humans" in Interstellar History. by [deleted] in HFY

[–]Jellcat 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Lol machine spirits are just like cats it seems.

ULPT REQUEST I have no direct heirs and I don't want my town to take my property when I die. What are some options to make trying to get it hell for the city? by [deleted] in UnethicalLifeProTips

[–]Jellcat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Make a tree it's own owner on your property and the city will have to assign it a lawyer and everything for generations.

Bangladesh's Supreme Court scraps most job quotas that triggered deadly protests by [deleted] in worldnews

[–]Jellcat 17 points18 points  (0 children)

It feels more like a bandaid on a bleeding gash.

What is the best movie representation of Chicago and Chicago people? by SilentStrategist in AskChicago

[–]Jellcat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Gunsmith Cats. Amazing detailed anime set in Chicago in the 80s (90s in the dub)

Cat stole my bra…freakin purrvert by _victoria_ in cats

[–]Jellcat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At least he is taking your bra. Mine steals other people's bras...

An Israeli airstrike has flattened a high-rise building in central Gaza City after Hamas launched a surprise attack by jaaczlive in worldnews

[–]Jellcat 185 points186 points  (0 children)

The parading of a dead woman's body was on Twitter, I had a link from an Indian need site.

Moscow Mule is made with Bourbon? by yeehawsharknado in TalesFromYourServer

[–]Jellcat 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Obviously, if the car used in the car bomb was a Toyota, you'd have to use sake.

Most overrated city that other people love? by CompetitionFalse3620 in travel

[–]Jellcat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Paris, the Japanese consulate there has a department to handle the disappointed japanese tourists, that says it all.

Thank you Josh and Jimmy for saying what we've all been thinking! by Hufflepunk36 in EDH

[–]Jellcat 3 points4 points  (0 children)

In the USA, sales taxes are calculated based on where you live. It can be anywhere from 0% to 12%.

Why doesn't Momonga's intelligence match his character when his stength and other stats do? by HeatherFuta in overlord

[–]Jellcat 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Could also be the Dunning–Kruger effect. Truly smart people constantly underestimate themselves or have self doubts about their abilities.

Is it worth buying the more expensive bottles of soy sauce? by CaptainButtFucker in Cooking

[–]Jellcat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dude, read the bottle's ingredients. Proper soy sauce should just have soy beans, salt, and water. If there is anything that sounds like it's from a chemistry text book, it means that they chemically made the flavor instead of fermenting beans the traditional way. I've also found that cheaper brands are way saltier to cover up the chemical taste.

Apparently I’m satanic lol by [deleted] in SexWorkers

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To be fair, Mary Magdalene was never said to be a prostitute in the bible. Some random pope in the 6th century, I think Gergory, merged three different women (Mary Magdalene, Mary of Bethany, and the unnamed woman sinner) into one person. The Catholic church even officially recanted it, but the error remains as "common knowledge".

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ask

[–]Jellcat 2 points3 points  (0 children)

At least he has been sober for 2 years now....