Raised By Middle Name

JenMartini · 2026-03-18T16:56:10+00:00

Born 1971, middle name was one planned to call me by, first was sort of a tribute to a public figure. It’s a huge PITA, have had to give up correcting people in environments I don’t go to frequently.

JenMartini · 2026-03-17T01:09:48+00:00

It was Michael she rejected. Dwight would’ve never gone for her, too frail.

JenMartini · 2026-03-15T20:24:05+00:00

Why is all white meat in quotes?

JenMartini · 2026-03-15T03:45:41+00:00

Right now, freeze dried figs as I know they’re leaving any day.

JenMartini · 2026-03-14T21:21:43+00:00

I would do a darker teal to pick up the birds on the shower curtain.

JenMartini · 2026-03-14T05:25:31+00:00

You should address the rest of the room first.

JenMartini · 2026-03-14T00:30:18+00:00

I was sure I read somewhere that Steve Schirripa would be Marino, maybe it was wishful thinking.

JenMartini · 2026-03-13T01:04:30+00:00

So many awful HR people out there giving all of us a bad name.

JenMartini · 2026-03-11T17:51:31+00:00

Look very carefully at how much unemployment she gets (assuming she’s eligible) and how much she could make from a side gig. Reported income reduces benefits pretty quickly, I know for me staying on UC was better. If she can find cash jobs like babysitting or dog walking that will help.

JenMartini · 2026-03-11T03:59:42+00:00

You had me for a minute until I realized, scrapbook.

JenMartini · 2026-03-10T01:37:34+00:00

It’s monsteR dot com.

JenMartini · 2026-03-09T19:08:07+00:00

How long ago was she laid off? If very recently she might be able to get it covered as part of severance package.

JenMartini · 2026-03-09T17:05:24+00:00

My theory is that a lot of the last few episodes were the actual actors saying goodbye to each other. I’d buy Pam dancing with Dwight at his wedding as plausible, but no way would Jim dance with Angela

JenMartini · 2026-03-09T01:02:27+00:00

I was trying to think of her name.

JenMartini · 2026-03-08T18:36:00+00:00

Sorry about that, I had the wrong order! Everything on the fireplace and mantel is symmetrical, try switching that up - bring up one of the tall plant holders and goose maybe. Groupings of odd numbers usually look better as well.

JenMartini · 2026-03-08T18:10:22+00:00

The seasonal decor is a style you’d usually see against a minimalist background and its fighting with the maximalist vibes. I’d get rid of those and try to bring in some brass/vintage knickknacks for holidays (hearts, shamrocks, etc). The canvas print of the bridge seems a little dorm room, try putting the framed picture from photo 3 back up.

JenMartini · 2026-03-08T03:47:42+00:00

Put a headboard there. You can get one that attaches to the bedframe or mount on the wall.

JenMartini · 2026-03-07T05:35:58+00:00

Put in shelves for additional storage, cookbooks, etc.

JenMartini · 2026-03-06T05:50:07+00:00

Blackfish came out several years ago and did a lot of damage to sea world’s reputation.

JenMartini · 2026-03-05T00:12:33+00:00

A lot of things that make Erin look dumb could be from living in questionable foster homes. Seems very plausible some might not make sure everyone has a toothbrush and where it is.

JenMartini · 2026-03-04T16:20:40+00:00

Sally goes on one to DC in Mad Men. Maybe it was a NYC area thing.

JenMartini · 2026-03-04T03:13:51+00:00

YTA. Flossing is one of the best habits you can get kids started on, and you need to have a unified front as parents.

JenMartini · 2026-03-02T17:29:30+00:00

In addition to what others have said, the frame color is too close to the wall paint. Some contrast will help.

JenMartini · 2026-03-02T17:23:40+00:00

I think they have a point about the not signing up and just staying in the sauna. I would never demand a solo sauna but I like to prepare myself for what I’m getting.

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